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well if you can't appreciate my hallway filled with framed pictures of c-spam memes then its your loss
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look it's really hard for me to know if we're compatible unless i spend the entire first date questioning you on your beliefs regarding the legitimacy of the hanoverian succession
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Dec 20, 2018 23:35
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The tape is absolutely real, and frankly I don't think I can date someone who calls it the pee tape
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Yinlock posted:well if you can't appreciate my hallway filled with framed pictures of c-spam memes then its your loss "I'm... 0/0/0?" is hilarious
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(me gesticulating): and there is this schnorkles guy, they're a plane. also, the trump thread hit 420 pages and i got the first post on that page her: ah well my uber is here
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Dec 20, 2018 23:41
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They didn't clap so I ate all of the guac and left them with the bill
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Her: this menu is so badly designed Me: turn on your monitor lol
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Karl Barks posted:(me gesticulating): and there is this schnorkles guy, they're a plane. also, the trump thread hit 420 pages and i got the first post on that page
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Dec 20, 2018 23:53
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Them: oh, you like podcasts? What are your favorites? Me: uhhh...
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:Them: oh, you like podcasts? What are your favorites? Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like
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me: rtweump them: what? me: tlopo them: what are you saying me: this date is over. see you in court!
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them: it's been 10 minutes, where the hell iholy poo poo *pressed up against date's car window, my face smushed against the glass* Yes...ha ha ha....YES!
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oh sure YOUR THREAD DOESNT GET GASSED TWICE
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Have you ever heard of the protocols of the elders of zion?
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Name: SardonicTyrant Sex: Negotiable
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i need to seek my master's blessing before i can take a Dao partner. unfortunately few women are willing to kowtow outside his cave w/ me for 2 weeks straight
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*me growing increasingly frustrated* listen, one of us puts on the mask, one of us puts on the hat
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VROOM VROOM posted:*me growing increasingly frustrated* listen, one of us puts on the mask, one of us puts on the hat ill put on the hat if you meow like a cat
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VROOM VROOM posted:*me growing increasingly frustrated* listen, one of us puts on the mask, one of us puts on the hat randy quaid?
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oh i'll show you a succ zone  wait where are you going
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This was years ago but on a date the subject of Benghazi came up and I had to suppress laughing because all I could think of was "laughable xhosa girl"
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Zyla posted:oh sure YOUR THREAD DOESNT GET GASSED TWICE my thread ate yours to survive, it's the law of the posting jungle
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It’s about being gay with your dad No it’s actually really funny
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quietly, to myself: god i can't wait to post about this on c-spam
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Dec 21, 2018 19:37
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This is bogus, why bring in refugees from war zones if they don't want to date me
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I went on a date with op and all they wanted to talk about was Poklitics. Lopl
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no thanks, op. im married (to communism)
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god, I've been on this dumbass forum three whole years now
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Your date starts swings the conversation over to podcasts they talk about how they can get hooked on like a true crime podcasts once in a while and listen to a few NPR shows regularly, nothing big, just something to put on while they work out so you gently caress up and before you know it you are in the middle of describing who Klaus Barbie is and the check comes
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hey so im kind of a big deal on this message board. have you ever heard of something awful
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