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should’ve eaten something before coming here and now I’ve paid the price (&tip. you should always tip your baristas]
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- Macnult
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the only thing that looks like it’s sitting still is an old woman’s chihuahua. this is a pet friendly cafe - yesterday someone brought in a therapy goat
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Dec 22, 2018 18:26
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- Macnult
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another thing I love about this cafe is the non-problematic old fashioned appeal: the WiFi sucks on mobile, but if you’re on your laptop you’re zooming
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Dec 22, 2018 18:30
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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must be nice to have coffee still have an effect on you
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Dec 22, 2018 18:31
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- Macnult
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must be nice to have coffee still have an effect on you
it was a strategic approach that went like this:
-throughout the week, only ordered peppermint tea. stash brand but it’s still dope as h*ck
-today, treated myself to a Mexican mocha
-my partner used to work at this cafe and made an almond milk latte. things got busy, she decided to go help out for a bit
-“hey Macnult you can finish this if you want”
-so i did
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Dec 22, 2018 18:41
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I have now accepted the fact that I will feel like this forever
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Dec 22, 2018 18:44
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I take the lid off my coffee and walk around, hoping to bump into someone for that perfect, coffee burn cute meet
 
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Dec 22, 2018 22:46
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shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
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Love coffee but not when it makes me less high. That's why it'd always coffee before weed
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Dec 23, 2018 06:53
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I go to the cafe wearing a heart rate monitor. If my pulse doesn't double after half a cup, I ask for a refund.
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Dec 23, 2018 09:46
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One day nearer spring
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going into the local bodega, making sure no one notices as i go through the beaded curtains into the back room with the giant "porn" sign above it. i knock three times on the old shelf of porno vhs tapes and wait for it to open so i can get my daily fix of java. i'm greeted by steven, the same barista who years ago gave me my first cup free of charge, his dead eyes have no sympathy for the spiral of addiction he started me on. i take my coffee and drop my change in his tip cup.
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Dec 24, 2018 00:41
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going into the local bodega, making sure no one notices as i go through the beaded curtains into the back room with the giant "porn" sign above it. i knock three times on the old shelf of porno vhs tapes and wait for it to open so i can get my daily fix of java. i'm greeted by steven, the same barista who years ago gave me my first cup free of charge, his dead eyes have no sympathy for the spiral of addiction he started me on. i take my coffee and drop my change in his tip cup.
this fiction is richer than my morning espresso
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Dec 24, 2018 01:29
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- Macnult
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going into the local bodega, making sure no one notices as i go through the beaded curtains into the back room with the giant "porn" sign above it. i knock three times on the old shelf of porno vhs tapes and wait for it to open so i can get my daily fix of java. i'm greeted by steven, the same barista who years ago gave me my first cup free of charge, his dead eyes have no sympathy for the spiral of addiction he started me on. i take my coffee and drop my change in his tip cup.
Steven sounds chill. is there good seating in the porn bodega?
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