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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

quote:

There’s also a dedicated Google Assistant button on the screen which you have to press before making a request. Unfortunately, “Ok, Google” wake words don’t work, so you’ll have to tap the screen whenever you want to make a voice command. The LCD display will type out your command, and display the response one character at a time. It’s a bit slower than just hearing the response from a speaker, but the Mui doesn’t have speakers, so you can either wait for your response to be typed out in full or tap the screen once to show the entire message.

:hmmyes:

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

technics announced the SL1200 mk7 that basically copies all the features of the current crop of hanpin super OEM turntables

I’m guessing it will cost a thousand dollars

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



is that a thin screen placed on a piece of wood? :lol:

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Vintersorg posted:

is that a thin screen placed on a piece of wood? :lol:

nah it’s a thin veneer over some LEDs, you can get an alarm clock that does the same thing for $20 on amazon

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

technics announced the SL1200 mk7 that basically copies all the features of the current crop of hanpin super OEM turntables

I’m guessing it will cost a thousand dollars

i have four 1200s in my apartment

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

graph posted:

i have four 1200s in my apartment

I wish I had room for turntables

also I’ve decided I’m not allowed to buy vinyl anymore, I used to have A Problem

Falcorum
Oct 21, 2010

that's a really weird printer

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Binary Badger posted:

its really so companies can take exhibit their wares then sneak off to take advantage of all vegas has to offer

bunny ranch, shady lady ranch, love ranch, etc

Are there not whores in Shenzhen?

:shrug:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

I wish I had room for turntables

same they're in their cases

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Schadenboner posted:

Are there not whores in Shenzhen?

:shrug:

there are not

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine


So, the "Touch Screen Remote" is so the toilet can be used as a sex toy, like remote-control vibrators right?

:ohdear:

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Jan 8, 2019

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience

Schadenboner posted:



So, the "Touch Screen Remote" is so the toilet can be used as a sex toy, like remote-control vibrators right?

:ohdear:

some people are really into toilet stuff. don't kinkshame.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

i don't want to be anything in this picture

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.
im the ethernet port

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
i am legion i guess

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
at last, running lights so you can tell the relative attitude of the laptop to you

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
im't the star trek-rear end looking headband visor sticking out of the rear end-end of a laptop

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

my router is on display rather than shoved in a cabinet somewhere

WIth style, :lol:





poty posted:

does anyone make a power strip that can be turned off remotely like this one except instead of a remote its a homekit button so i can do it from the train

there should be one

https://www.belkin.com/us/p/P-F7C01008/


TP Link's strip is expensive enough that it should.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


I’m the dock that tragically collided with a laptop

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
samsung: copying all of microsoft's worst ideas, worse



OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

the carpet (or w/e textured material) and bubble keys make me think of kids toys

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Yes, I want some carpet that's impossible to clean on a surface I'm going to touch all the time.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's hard to tell from the renders, but i think it might just be grody-rear end textured plastic rather than actual textile

so it will still get gross as poo poo and filled with skin, oil, and dirt, but in a different way

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


infernal machines posted:

samsung: copying all of microsoft's worst ideas, worse





I dunno, I get a definite Timex-Sinclair vibe from it

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
yes lets get back to the pinnacle of computer history, the zx spectrum keyboard

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

lol technics wants one thousand two hundred dollars for the 1200mk7 [get it?]

and product managers at pioneer/denon/reloop breathe a huge sign of relief

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

qirex posted:

lol technics wants one thousand two hundred dollars for the 1200mk7 [get it?]

and product managers at pioneer/denon/reloop breathe a huge sign of relief

lmfao.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

yes lets get back to the pinnacle of computer history, the zx spectrum keyboard

if we can get it at zx spectrum prices sure

my younger siblings need cheap lovely laptops they can continue to destroy

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

lol technics wants one thousand two hundred dollars for the 1200mk7 [get it?]

and product managers at pioneer/denon/reloop breathe a huge sign of relief

cheaper than nexus 2000s

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

qirex posted:

lol technics wants one thousand two hundred dollars for the 1200mk7 [get it?]

and product managers at pioneer/denon/reloop breathe a huge sign of relief

seems like what i'd expect?

dont used old ones go upwards of a grand?

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

day two let's see what the cespit has to offer





a toaster oven? Oh no it's much more than just that

quote:

Whirlpool has unveiled a new countertop oven that uses a built-in camera and object recognition to identify the food inside it and set the temperature and cooking time accordingly. The Smart Countertop Oven, released by the corporation’s sub-brand WLabs, is similar in functionality to the June oven, but $200 more expensive, with a sticker price of $799
:pwn:



"hybrid-electric flying car will be available via Uber by the ‘mid-2020s’"

so, straight up flying-car bullshit, except this is from from bell helicopter?? except i guess last year they rebranded to just "bell" now and are calling themselves a tech company?



lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

dang, you beat me to it

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



SO DEMANDING posted:

day two let's see what the cespit has to offer




Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

SO DEMANDING posted:


a toaster oven? Oh no it's much more than just that

in 20 years people wont even recognize the food theyre shoveling in their mouths without asking camera-shazam, just like theyve lost the ability to read a map or navigate without a voice telling them "turn left in 50 feet, dipshit, its one turn and you drive this every day"

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
I find it hard to believe there's much of a market for $800 toaster ovens.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
--

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

SO DEMANDING posted:


"hybrid-electric flying car will be available via Uber by the ‘mid-2020s’"

so, straight up flying-car bullshit, except this is from from bell helicopter?? except i guess last year they rebranded to just "bell" now and are calling themselves a tech company?

actually this is cool and should come out if its anywhere as good at killing techbro millionaires as the bell v-22 is at killing marines

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

v-22 doesn't kill as many marines as the helicopters it replaced

(helicopters are loving deathtraps, relatively anyways)

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



bitcoin, but for literal children (rather than figurative children that bitcoin generally attracts)

https://twitter.com/Pigzbe/status/1082670174363443202

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