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when your cousin wants to show you the tweet they epically owned trump with as part of the #resistance, destroy the phone immediately
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reassure anyone who has their money in the market that the fundamentals are strong and we're going to see a "golden bull new years"
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Grab an extra chair next to you and put your Karl Marx bodypillow in it.
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if you run into any sensitive political topics at the dinner table this holiday season, try turning on that famous goon charm and calming things down with a line like "No YOU shut the gently caress up, Dad"
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Dec 25, 2018 03:13
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if your parents insist they "don't like talking about politics" while pointedly looking away from their framed photo of donald trump, get louder and angrier
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im bringing my copy of what is to be done to dinner and reading it instead of talking to anyone
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jarofpiss posted:im bringing my copy of what is to be done to dinner and reading it instead of talking to anyone reading it aloud, i hope
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Demand an extra large portion of ham, a power move that will ensure that Kevin knows that you do not accept him as a real member of the family, no matter how long he has been dating your mom.
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Yinlock posted:insistently question anyone who utters the phrase "those people" on which people they mean, exactly
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Yinlock posted:insistently question anyone who utters the phrase "those people" on which people they mean, exactly If their answer is anything other than "those goddamn Italians", it may be time to start throwing silverware.
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Fallen Hamprince posted:if you run into any sensitive political topics at the dinner table this holiday season, try turning on that famous goon charm and calming things down with a line like "No YOU shut the gently caress up, Dad" It's giving me vertigo to think about how this joke is 10 years old now
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gently caress your grandpa to establish dominance over family and by extension familial discourse
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I've already gotten in fights with my demsoc brother about whether capitalism is reformable. It's intense.
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Atrocious Joe posted:I've already gotten in fights with my demsoc brother about whether capitalism is reformable. It's intense. good
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Dreddout posted:gently caress your grandpa to establish dominance over family and by extension familial discourse correction: cuck your grandpa that's how politics and logic work now right? cucking?
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Atrocious Joe posted:I've already gotten in fights with my demsoc brother about whether capitalism is reformable. It's intense. He's now saying Donald Trump is a non-political chaos entity who mostly has disrupted US politics by chance. Sadly he's just a poo poo lib at heart.
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Feel free to alienate close family members based on beliefs you have formed on an internet forum. While most experts would consider this behaviour cult-like, you aren't having sex with anyone in the 'cult' so it's technically a different thing.
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Yinlock posted:never "agree to disagree" always lock all escape routes before starting a debate Fallen Hamprince posted:Feel free to alienate close family members based on beliefs you have formed on an internet forum. While most experts would consider this behaviour cult-like, you aren't having sex with anyone in the 'cult' so it's technically a different thing. 
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proper use of emotional blackmail is essential. make sure to memorize your family members' list of insecurities before attempting any complex discussions
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Feel free to alienate close family members if their beliefs are poo poo and they deserve it.
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Yinlock posted:Feel free to alienate close family members if their beliefs are poo poo and they deserve it.
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Prepare a stack of several cards with appropriate retorts to common discussion points. Tape them to the inside of your clothing, memorize their position and content, then pull one out, magic-trick style, when appropriate.
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Fallen Hamprince posted:Feel free to alienate close family members based on beliefs you have formed on an internet forum. While most experts would consider this behaviour cult-like, you aren't having sex with anyone in the 'cult' so it's technically a different thing. 
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Jon Joe posted:Prepare a stack of several cards with appropriate retorts to common discussion points. Tape them to the inside of your clothing, memorize their position and content, then pull one out, magic-trick style, when appropriate. alternatively, only bring a single card that says
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Make sure to print out your favourite memes on photo paper and laminate them ahead of time so you can produce them as a retort at opportune moments. Try to pace yourself though, nothing's worse than blowing your entire meme deck 15 minutes into a debate on the capitalist superstructure with Uncle Greg.
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Fallen Hamprince posted:Make sure to print out your favourite memes on photo paper and laminate them ahead of time so you can produce them as a retort at opportune moments. Try to pace yourself though, nothing's worse than blowing your entire meme deck 15 minutes into a debate on the capitalist superstructure with Uncle Greg. Again, you only need one because Uncle Greg is a liberal who should really shut the gently caress up
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Yinlock posted:Again, you only need one because Uncle Greg is a liberal who should really shut the gently caress up works extra well if he's not a liberal, actually
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lol, literally just lol, if you dont use political arguments purely as a diversion when your family starts asking about your life
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Tastykake posted:lol, literally just lol, if you dont use political arguments purely as a diversion when your family starts asking about your life how is that easier than just saying "no" or "same as always" to every question?
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Find the youngest child in your family and teach them the words "socialism will win" then tell them to never repeat them Expect a furious call from their centrist parents in a few hours
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Dec 25, 2018 05:15
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Blare the Chapo Trap House Christmas Special from your phone and fight off all who attempt to shut it off.
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Jon Joe posted:Blare the Chapo Trap House Christmas Special from your phone and fight off all who attempt to shut it off. my broken mind cant make sense of your avatar can you explain it i see a person and some other stuff
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is this an adversarial attack on my visual cortex
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Socks4Hands posted:is this an adversarial attack on my visual cortex yes
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Jon Joe posted:Blare the Chapo Trap House Christmas Special from your phone and fight off all who attempt to shut it off. Which one
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while drinking with my family, my dad was talking about the norad santa tracker. he was trying to illustrate something like how santa moves across the globe according to the motino of the sun/according to time zones. he said he thought that santa had started in vietnam. i said "i think the vietnamese have had enough of white people dropping 'packages' on them" and got a hearty laugh and a "touche," mostly, i think, because everyone was already fairly drunk, rather than on generally anti-imperialist lines. cheers, cspammers
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