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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
Ok gbs let’s see all the lovely presents u got for Christmas, dont post ‘nothing’ if u got nothing u lonely assholes that’s boring

all my presents were slam dunks so I have nothing to cry about like an ungrateful baby

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm a heathen I don't practice this "christ-mas".

Getting hosed up early and having a turkey later though, peace!

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
im loving destroyed. my gift is remaining alive this year

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I got a screaming goat and a unicorn tea diffuser

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

And a ballin sweater and some rad socks and 2 snowglobes

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Oh and 3 cubic meters of packaging

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I got a screaming goat and a unicorn tea diffuser



cool, that sucks

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Mother got me Tommy Hilfiger cologne and 'Fresh' Axe body spray.


Edit: She might think I'm a giant douchebag.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Salty Josh posted:

Mother got me Tommy Hilfiger cologne and 'Fresh' Axe body spray.


Edit: She might think I'm a giant douchebag.

You should take the hint and shower more

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Sweatshirt with "fag" written on it with bleach.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

You should take the hint and shower more

Nah, if she were really dropping some hints, she would have gone with body wash.

I don't stink generally.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

MD2020 posted:

Sweatshirt with "fag" written on it with bleach.

drat. Is it comfy tho?

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
I got the same Hickory Farms gift box I've gotten for the last 8 years, which is not lovely at all because salty meat, cheese, and sweet-hot mustard all own bones.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I got a bottle of Halloween themed liquor.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Bimmi posted:

I got the same Hickory Farms gift box I've gotten for the last 8 years, which is not lovely at all because salty meat, cheese, and sweet-hot mustard all own bones.

Nice, I'm hoping for the sausage, crackers, and cheddar ones this year.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

got one of these



it's so stupid and i can't wait to try it

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
that is lovely because the best pizza cutter is obviously the dexter p177a. I had one I stole from an old job but I don't know what happened to it.

Kase Im Licht
Jan 26, 2001

berth ell pup posted:

that is lovely because the best pizza cutter is obviously the dexter p177a. I had one I stole from an old job but I don't know what happened to it.

The best pizza cutter is the one that's just a giant curved blade. I guess you mean the best one for peasants.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I got a luggage scale.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Wall Balls posted:

got one of these



it's so stupid and i can't wait to try it

that's pretty sweet to be honest

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Kase Im Licht posted:

The best pizza cutter is the one that's just a giant curved blade. I guess you mean the best one for peasants.

just lol if u aren’t just rolling up the entire pizza like a burrito

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
"activated charcoal"

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I got a screaming goat and a unicorn tea diffuser



want that amiibo

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Stomach flu

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

gbs but from 2004 posted:

just lol if u aren’t just rolling up the entire pizza like a burrito

Back when I weighed around 360 pounds (230 now) I would eat a whole Red Baron pizza myself.

Sometimes I would put ranch and hot sauce on it and fold it in half so it was like a pizza taco.





You know they say nothing tastes better than losing weight/being in shape

but every time I see a frozen Red Baron pizza I think, drat, I wanna eat that whole pizza.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Stinky_Pete posted:

"activated charcoal"

lol activated

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

trash person posted:

Back when I weighed around 360 pounds (230 now) I would eat a whole Red Baron pizza myself.

Sometimes I would put ranch and hot sauce on it and fold it in half so it was like a pizza taco.





You know they say nothing tastes better than losing weight/being in shape

but every time I see a frozen Red Baron pizza I think, drat, I wanna eat that whole pizza.

Hell yeah brtoher I only eat pizza as 1 slice

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
hand sanitizer

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
A swift kick straight to my loving balls. Painful.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Icochet posted:

A swift kick straight to my loving balls. Painful.

Can we switch families

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Our baby shat out nearly a week worth of poop so hard it rocked out onto my husband, that was pretty lovely gift from his son.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
My mother in law got me three huge coffee table books which will go great with the other fifteen coffee table books she's gotten me

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

A plague o' both my girlfriend's and my houses

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Our baby shat out nearly a week worth of poop so hard it rocked out onto my husband, that was pretty lovely gift from his son.

Owns

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




Sinus infection. If I wore all brown fleece and found one of those antler headbands, I could go out and cosplay Rudolph, from all the nose-blowing.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
:siren:My girlfriend:siren: got me a "23 and Me" DNA kit. I threw it at her and called her a Bildeburger.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


I got a dyson portable vacuum. You hold it in your hands and dont have a little lovely vacuum you drag around anymore, that gets stuck everywhere and annoys the poo poo out of you. I'm seriously exited to try it at home.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
last year my dad got me three Halloween shot glasses and a Bop It

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
he also got me a nice bottle of scotch though so it wasn’t all weird

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Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


I got a broken Yoda toy from a thrift store from my mom.

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