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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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FrumpleOrz posted:

Safe Havens FOR gently caress'S SAKE, HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?

What the gently caress :stare:

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Those Modesty Blaise strips are super good for avatars.





Feel free to grab 'em if you want them.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Acquetico, province of Imperia.

That is the textbook definition of "speed trap" because the crossing is on a national road (usual speed limit 90 km/h), the speed limit goes down to 50 km/h for a couple hundred metres as the road crosses through the town (the crossing is in front of the church), then goes back up to 90 km/h.

Despite that, I looked up the news. The speed camera was in operation from September 13th, 2018 to September 27th, and recorded 58.227 vehicles passing over 50 km/h (averaging 4.159 per day), of which 187 (total, over the two weeks) were above 90 km/h (what did I say about speed traps?). Top recorded speed was 135 km/h on September 22nd.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Haifisch posted:

2011 Spiderman








Oooooooohhhh boy, this is going to rule :allears:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise





Next Time: New adventure!

I super enjoyed this Modesty Blaise story, and I especially like Sam. I hope she shows up in more storyarcs.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell


I hate everything about this.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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This is a really good pun.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell The hellworld is also shown to be a pissworld once again. This also feels cruel to the other rabbits in this sanctuary.

DARE YOU ENTER MY ENCHANTED PISS FOREST

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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I cannot understate how bad this is. It looks like the old guy dodged all three punches.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell

...Didn't they basically just tweet "90% of rabbits have an infectious disease that kills one in twenty people who get infected by it"? Good job standing up for the rabbit community I guess :stare:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis Classic (June 26, 1997)


Gene is a good kid.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Pastry of the Year posted:

Tina's Groove Classic (June 27, 2007)


I laughed at this one.

quote:

Arlo and Janis Classic (June 27, 1997)



And Gene continues to be a really good kid.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Vargo posted:

Phoebe provides us all with avatars:

Aw man, I just got this one avatar I really like, or else I would have been all over the dumpster one.

quote:

Jamal




Well gently caress. Really not pulling any punches.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Get hosed.


Ah wait, this isn't the politoon thread is it? Well, get hosed anyway.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Nenonen posted:

NEW New Nancy by Yakov Kirschen

trigger warning: transphobia and bad art as produced by a 300 years old lich


there was also an incoherent rant about how 'traditional masculinity' is under attack by the left

you're welcome

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy would you post it in here

It was bad enough having to see that while trawling the Politoons thread, I really don't need this poo poo in one of the few truly enjoyable threads in this dead gay forum :(

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Jamal I swear to god if it turns out to have been mum imagining what could have happened if she backtalked to the pig I will be super mad and super relieved, in that order.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Transmodiar posted:

Any chance you could post more per day? I dig this strip, would like to see more of it, and, with a 20 year backlog, you'd never catch up with the present day.

In any case, thanks for sharing it.

Modesty Blaise





Bloody hell, I admire Willie's restraint. My blood is boiling just reading this, and he's managing to keep his cool through that.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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That's a remarkably friendly secret society. Usually they go right for "INTRUDER! KILL HIM!", but this time it's "You can't stay here, so as soon as it's safe for you to leave you have to go."

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Little Claire hot drat :allears:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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This is the dumbest thing. How do you even organise a race for fifty million people (at least)? The logistics alone are impossible to think of. Also why do runners go to distant planets to train? Can't they just train on their own planet?

:psyduck:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Not mentioning that the two cities have wildly different areas, Ripley? New Orleans is 900 square kilometres, Venice is less than half that (414 square kilometres) if you also count the mainland which is technically still Venice (in the sense of city administration) but has zero canals, and even less (200 square kilometres) if you only count Venice proper. You just can't compare two points of data like that.

This has been your pedantic nitpick for the day :eng101:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Oh my sweet lord this owns so much.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



Help me out here, aircaft goons. That's clearly a trijet: 727, DC-10, MD-11? All of them are just cargo right now, is there another trijet in passenger service? Yeah the Yak-42 I guess, but I doubt an american airline would have those.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Vargo posted:

Jamal (The first one is smaller because I had to pull it from GoComics as opposed to the Jamal site.)




I'm constantly surprised at how good Jamal is. They're actually having a conversation! About why the mum couldn't just talk back to the cop, and she's trying to make her son realise it!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell

Reminder: Angelique is rich, powerful, has no conscience, and holds a grudge pretty much forever. What exactly is stopping her from sending her whole company of murderers after everyone who was involved in this idiotic plot after she recovers from the shock?

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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lmao

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Calaveron posted:

Because they're not bad guys, they just robbed her of her identity and attempted to kill her to punish and humiliate her and to teach her a lesson about trying to be something she wasn't born as

I hate every single thing about this sentence.

I hate even more that's an exact description of what went down in the strip.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth


:rip:


Yeah let's give Kadia a new name. Kadia Walker. How's that?

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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That's remarkably progressive of Jamal's dad.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Some Guy TT posted:

I could have sworn that Gunther used to just be a slightly socially awkward nerd. I must be remembering the version from ten or twenty years ago because I certainly can't think of any redeemable Gunther storylines I've read in this thread.

Cheer Up Boss Dharma



edit: I read the original again and realized I interpreted it wrong.

Good news! It's not a pill, it's a suppository.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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StrixNebulosa posted:

*begins to scream, doesn't stop*

I got ya, fam.

https://twitter.com/infinite_scream

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Vargo posted:

Phoebe and her Non-Binary Unicorn Pal

(GoComics commenters are being surprisingly chill about this, btw.)

https://twitter.com/MizDanaClaire/status/1092817120864301056

https://twitter.com/MizDanaClaire/status/1090678899632001025

(Dana is a pro follow on Twitter, btw! She's really cool :))

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Ghostlight posted:

Nekonaughey



:(

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell

Ha ha ha, that sentient bear tattooed that sentient fish with her name to signify that only she has the right to murder and heat him, how funny :unsmigghh:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Tiggum posted:

Haha, I didn't even register that. My mind just automatically translated it to .12, which is drunk but not "you are literally dying" drunk.

Also the position of a body after they've fallen from the stairs is meaningless. Bodies tumble, people flail, try to slow their fall, grab onto railings, etc. A body can end up in any position.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Vargo posted:

BCN


Phoebe


Wallace


Jamal


Curtis


Four out of five excellent strips is a nice record, even though it's spoiled by the terrible Curtis.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Well that's that folks! The world was destroyted, time to stop posting Dilbert!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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Hey folks! I went to my comic book shop of choice today, and guess what I found :dance:



You best believe I bought it :D

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

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TheMadMilkman posted:

Ooh, could you scan a comic or two in Italian? I'm curious to see how they translate the handful of words/sounds.

Of course! Don't have a scanner handy, so I hope you can make do with some photos. I hope this is kosher for this forum (i.e.: it doesn't count as :filez:), in case it's not mods please delete this post :)

Left strip should be self-explainatory, the right one (sorry my hand's a bit in the way) is titled "Days" and goes Saturday - Sunday - Monday - Tuesday from top to bottom.


Left strip is "planning ahead", right strip is "sixth sense"


Left strip doesn't need explaining, right strip is "doing dishes"


"Camping (part one)" and "Camping (part two)"


And of course I had to include the payoff to the above.

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