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Do you currently have a prepaid utility meter?
This poll is closed.
Yes - both gas and electric 32 4.71%
Yes - gas only 4 0.59%
Yes - electric only 33 4.85%
Yes - plus prepaid water (this exists and is terrible) 0 0%
No - Direct Debit/Standing Order 336 49.41%
No - utilities are included as part of my tenancy/cohab/basement goonery 65 9.56%
No - I'm off-grid or still get a coal man 6 0.88%
No - my house is powered by Pressurized Boiling Hot Takes 67 9.85%
Pissflaps - via some sort of treadmill arrangement 137 20.15%
Total: 680 votes
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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal


Happy New Year 2019 - Less than 90 days to go until Article 50 times out and something happens (Brexit listens. Brexit hungers.)

For the gods keep hidden from men the means of life. Else you would easily do work enough in a day to supply you for a full year even without working.

Angelo Herndon - You Cannot Kill the Working Class posted:

The trial was set for January 16, 1933. The state of Georgia displayed the literature that had been taken from my room, and read passages of it to the jury. They questioned me in great detail. Did I believe that the bosses and government ought to pay insurance to unemployed workers? That Negroes should have complete equality with white people? Did I believe in the demand for the self-determination of the Black Belt—that the Negro people should be allowed to rule the Black Belt territory, kicking out the white landlords and government officials? Did I feel that the working class could run the mills and mines and government? That it wasn’t necessary to have bosses at all? I told them I believed all of that—and more...
The state held that my membership in the Communist Party, my possession of Communist literature, was enough to send me to the electric chair. They said to the jury: “Stamp this damnable thing out now with a conviction that will automatically carry with it a penalty of electrocution.”
And the hand-picked lily-white jury responded: “We, the jury, find the defendant guilty as charged, but recommend that mercy be shown and fix his sentence at from eighteen to twenty years.”
I had organized starving workers to demand bread, and I was sentenced to live out my years on the chain-gang for it. But I knew that the movement itself would not stop. I spoke to the court and said:
“They can hold this Angelo Herndon and hundreds of others, but it will never stop these demonstrations on the part of Negro and white workers who demand a decent place to live in and proper food for their kids to eat.”
I said: “You may do what you will with Angelo Herndon. You may indict him. You may put him in jail. But there will come thousands of Angelo Herndons. If you really want to do anything about the case, you must go out and indict the social system. But this you will not do, for your role is to defend the system under which the toiling masses are robbed and oppressed.
“You may succeed in killing one, two, even a score of working-class organizers. But you cannot kill the working class...”

In The News :sax:
• Gatwick Dronapalooza 2018 - Sussex Police confirm that some footage of drones were police drones sent to catch the operators of the original drone that may not have existed.
• The government reports that almost 600 homeless people died in England and Wales during 2017, a rise of 24% over the preceding five years. The actual figure is almost certainly higher.
• Labour MP for Peterborough Fiona Onasanya is found guilty of perverting the course of justice, but who shall give account to him that is ready to judge the quick and the dead?
• Tolls for crossing the Severn between England and Wales are scrapped for the first time in 800 years.
• Theresa May pushes the 'meaningful vote' back to January 14th. Expect another round of this poo poo in two weeks.
• HMV is in administration again.
• Most of us are still living in areas with illegally high levels of air pollution, two years after the High Court ordered the government to do something about it.
• Children's charities have criticized the 'exam factory' state of education as the biggest threat to children's health and equality of the 18/19 academic year, ahead of even the increase in hate crimes and online harassment. Academies are a major source of blame.
• Arch-shitpiles John Redwood and Donald Brydon both receive knighthoods for their pioneering ideas of selling the water, rail, banking, mail, and telecoms services off to looters.
• Latest polls show that more people believe in alien contact from other worlds than believe in the Liberal Democrats


Sporting News :drum:
• Blyth Spartans have a new sponsor


Twelfth Day
UKMT Brexmas 2018 - At least you know where the swastika guy stands/Where we're going, we don't need ayes to leave
UKMT November 2018: Sky Brexit Poll - 1488 people polled today
UKMT October exotic bird munch 2018: They're all hungover and want to nationalise things/Everything May does right now is going to induce Labour
UKMT September 2018 - Playing Chess While May's Still Playing Chequers/No, to the contrary.
UKMT August 2018 - Win A #GoveIsland Water Bottle/The adult babies takeover is off
UKMT July 2018 - It's Coming H...oh
UKMT June 2018 - They frequent seldome any pastymes or sportes
UKMT May 2018 - Slithers Off Rudd/Say no to hamophobia
UKMT April 2018 - A Third World Banana Republic Kleptocracy
UKMT March 2018 - Fanfare for the Gammon Man
UKMT Feb 18 - Goverment Clowns DTF Auntie May's Sloppy Wet Kiss Day of the Two Threads!
UKMT January 2018 - ++Knighthood for Loser Clegg++

All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

Burning the Clavie
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
BYOB: UKMT

Wassailing Orchards
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
Agitpod - Owen Jones & Ellie Mae O’Hagan discuss news.
Reasons to Be Cheerful - Former Labour leader Ed "Red Ed" Milliband and Geoff Lloyd shoot the poo poo, and discuss general politics. Sometimes with guests.
Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.

Burns Night
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Café – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

UKMT CLP Commissars (thanks feedmegin)

quote:

I came up with the idea of a register of goons and their CLPs in case any new joiners wanted someone to go to to get the local lie of the land.

Bexleyheath and Crayford - Rolled Cabbage
Bristol East - Luxury Tent Carpet
Bristol West - mfcrocker, Barry Foster, Pistol_Pete, Rarity
Broxtowe - MikeCrotch
Cotswolds (yes, we do have one) - Yvonmukluk
Cunninghame North/South - mehall ('s partner)
Dulwich and West Norwood - maugrim
Edinburgh Central (s?) - Autonomous Monster
Edinburgh Central, Ipswich - Lord of the Llamas
Enfield Southgate - spiderbot
Glasgow Southside/Central - Niric
Havant - Last Emperor
Hertford and Stortford - Brovine
Hyndburn - Kegluneq
Leeds North East - Irving Washington
Loughborough - feedmegin
Manchester Central - Jakabite
Northampton - superLINUS
North-East Somerset (the long-shot campaign to unseat Jacob Rees-Mogg) - Darth Walrus
Rochford and Southend East - DesperateDan
Salisbury (and Salisbury Momentum, which is now a thing that actually exists) - Wolfsbane
SE Cambridgeshire - Stoic Fnord
Sheffield south east - Cast_no_shadow
Southampton (Test) - waffle, Nova88
St Austell & Newquay - Oh dear me
Stockport Central - Taear
Swansea West - Borrovan
Watford - SpaceCommie

The Effortpost's Graveyard (thanks goddamnedtwisto and UKMT goons)

Join us on synIRC for Question Time Awfulness and Stuff
#ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix).

Lightning Knight posted:

:siren: Also after discussing it with CB and amongst ourselves, we’ve decided we won’t punish people just for mentioning pissflaps anymore as long as it doesn’t cause an extended derail. What constitutes “an extended derail” is up to interpretation. :siren:

Pissflaps is still banned from the thread tho because lol he bad.

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

So was is my imagination or did the fireworks make a really unsubtle EU flag for a while?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

DOOM!

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
britain - y/n?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
draws penis

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

hard n

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




happy new year dickheads, hope we don't do a brexit too much and all that

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



This year will be worse.

Endure it anyway.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

kill it with fire

Adam Vegas
Apr 14, 2013




hard Nexit

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Happy new thread!

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
there's really only one option for this poll

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
Happy new year thread from someone who constantly finds himself 10+ pages behind

This year will be no different

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
:hb:
Happy new year comrades

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I am a power plant.

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

jabby posted:

So was is my imagination or did the fireworks make a really unsubtle EU flag for a while?

Missed most of it, but they did play a few bars of the Marseillaise before seguing into Love is all you need, which was a bit strange

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012


it's time for a real peoples vote

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Happy New year lads, it's going to be real poo poo but I'm hoping for some good lols with the lads here.


Jose post the pics from ur PMs

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Happy new year!

I’m on a hill and I had to double check out of my window that my end of town wasn’t under attack so many large fireworks went off. Many many sirens happened at 00:05. I suspect someone sold a load of industrial fireworks out of the back of a van.

TRIXNET
Jun 6, 2004

META AS FUCK.
KILL JESTER

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Happy new year thread. May We Live in Interesting Times Indeed.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Happy New Year commie goons and fbpe fireworks organisers

https://www.twitter.com/MisterRatt/status/1079893708315770880

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
Happy new year. I’ve drunk a lot of rum so it’s looking pretty good so far

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I'm very sad madness rocks big Ben does not involve suggs being suspended from ropes and swung around 3000ft in the air infront of the clockface

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
my electricity comes from a rotor powered by circular forum arguments. generation has gone down in recent times due to a specific ukmt moderation decision but it's still enough to power half of edinburgh

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
Happy 2019 everyone. Last time I said this the thread was immediately locked, so for content have some fireworks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhzmHwVI9gk

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Tried to celebrate the new year at midnight and realised I had no idea when it happened because my phone, the radio and the TV all disagreed about the time. This failure of modern civilisation to achieve extraordinarily simple tasks is a good and accurate omen for the year ahead :toot:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Happy New Year goons :)

This is the first year ever in my life I didn't go anywhere or see anyone on New Year's eve! Nice quiet night in cleaning up my spreadsheets and emails, and binge watching Person of Interest :)

One of the best things from 2018 was discovering this forum.
And the other good thing is this is the first New Year I have entered completely debt free since 1995!

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


TACD posted:

Tried to celebrate the new year at midnight and realised I had no idea when it happened because my phone, the radio and the TV all disagreed about the time. This failure of modern civilisation to achieve extraordinarily simple tasks is a good and accurate omen for the year ahead :toot:
Listen for the fireworks, friend. Gunpowder never lies :guyfawkessay:

Zudgemud
Mar 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer
A bit late but thanks for answering my questions regarding UK ID use!

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


:dudsmile:

Happy reset-2018! This time...

Also I went to look for this thread and saw the US one with our tag and 2000 unread posts, I thought we were off to an exciting start

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

I like how every year London attempts to destroy the London Eye with explosives, but it fights back with explosives of its own. Anyway, have a good 2019 goons. Buckle up though, you ain't seen nothing yet...

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Guavanaut posted:

• Latest polls show that more people believe in alien contact from other worlds than believe in the Liberal Democrats


Fantastic :allears:

Happy new year all!

I've welcomed in 2019 with a migraine from 2018, but it's thankfully going, so that's good.

Also Guavanaut, here's an updated previous Previous thread list if you need it;

https://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=152838

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
2019.

The Brexit Project was our last, best hope for peace.

A self-contained country 800 miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a billion humans and aliens. A shining beacon on earth . . . all alone in the night.

It was the dawn of the Third Age of Gammonkind – the year the Great Civil War came upon us all.

This is the story of the last of the British territories. The year is 2019. The name of the place is Brexit 5.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
happy new year, we're making espresso martini by the pint

can't quite believe it's 2019

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Happy (hah!) new year everyone.

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



I plan for 2019 to go pretty much the same as 2018 which is why I'm gonna just boot up Yakuza 0 and fall asleep on the sofa.

Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




Survived AGDQ 2018 Awful Games block!
Grimey Drawer

happyhippy posted:

2019.

The Brexit Project was our last, best hope for peace.

A self-contained country 800 miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a billion humans and aliens. A shining beacon on earth . . . all alone in the night.

It was the dawn of the Third Age of Gammonkind – the year the Great Civil War came upon us all.

This is the story of the last of the British territories. The year is 2019. The name of the place is Brexit 5.

I heard this precisely in my head. Thanks.


Now I have to rewatch it again.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
just spilt most of a pint of espresso martini on the carpet

g.happy new year,!

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Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
Happy new year fellow bittergoons!

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