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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Welcome to 2019, Goons in Platoons. If you're like me right now you're pleasantly drunk at the very least.

Rest assured the new year will start making GBS threads heavily upon us from a great height very soon.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fister Roboto posted:

This is probably the first time he's tweeted something where I just can't figure out what he's trying to say.

ME WANT WALL DEMS BAD GIVE ME WALL

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
gently caress you 2019.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is all Fuji's fault.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

mlmp08 posted:

I maintain that a very significant amount of the hate is driven by thirst.

I believe it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

A lot of this depends on how the media reports it.

Welp, she's toast.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Thalantos posted:

You can gently caress off to Canada if you need to, some of us don't have the luxury to be all high and mighty about our voting choices

:chloe:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

EBB posted:

I'll loving die before I give up on this country.

:same:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Proud Christian Mom posted:

we're living in a universe literally built on 'the lesser evil!' and some of you still have the gall to try and blame people for wanting to change that. are you loving serious.

gently caress your lovely candidates, gently caress your complacency and most importantly gently caress you.

Settle down, Beavis.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

bird food bathtub posted:

Look we can't have emotions getting involved in child concentration camps that are killing them with dehydration and easily treatable sicknesses. We have to rationally evaluate the pros and cons of permanently separating kids from their parents via neglect and cruelty then declaring it to be "deterrence" or how can we ever make any progress towards a solution?

Careful chopping up that strawman, you might give someone hay fever.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

bird food bathtub posted:

Genuinely unsure what part you consider a straw man. Help me out?

Literally nobody ITT has said anything about not being angry about Trump's kiddie concentration camps.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

SquirrelyPSU posted:

We were on station with the Charles de Gaulle on our 2010 deployment and we did something like a 30-40 person crew swap for a week. There was a guy in Ops I stood watch with who got to go over and I just asked him about the bread and cheese for like 2 hours juxtaposed against our "I hope they've got hard boiled eggs" Midrats. I think he got sick of me asking about it after maybe 10 minutes.

Well, did you get an answer?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Yes. Yes it is bad.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Weren't a few Pentagon goons saying there were a bunch of mid to senior folks talking about punching out with Mattis?

When will these people learn that resigning in the face of TRUMP is the least effective thing to do?

Oh, right, it'll be when Hair Furor's demands for an immediate MAD strike against a Chinese hair color manufacturer sends the planet spiraling into the Sun.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mustang posted:

This seems to be kind of general to a lot of Europeans. In that breakfast isn't eggs, bacon, sausage, etc.

I ordered an "American" breakfast in Rome once just to see how it was and god drat was it disappointing. Honestly breakfast in Europe in general just sucked rear end. Worst meal of the day by far.

Why do you think they call it "Continental Breakfast"? You order coffee and whatever the local pastries/baked products are for breakfast in the non-Brexit parts of Yurp and it owns.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fister Roboto posted:

It still feels like 2018.

Motherfucker, could 2018 do this:

A Fake Nude of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Was Debunked By Foot Fetishists

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An image that’s being passed off as a nude of congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was debunked as being fake by a foot fetishist on Reddit—because that’s the future we’re living in now.

On Sunday, someone posted a photo of a woman’s legs and feet in a bathtub on one of Reddit’s most popular forums, r/Drama. The post is titled “MOMMY'S TITTIES ON THE FAUCET,” with a photo of feet in a tub from the photographer’s point of view, holding a vape pen. Overlaid on the photo is the text “alexandria ocasio-cortez.instagram.post.9-3-2016.”

The image and text aren’t new—they’ve been around in this combination since at least last month, posted to Twitter and 4chan’s /pol/ political forums, as well as a handful of other subreddits and forums, including some dedicated to revenge porn and creepshots. The conceit here is that if you zoom in to the faucet reflection, you can see the photographer’s breasts, and if you’re to believe the text on the image, that’s Ocasio-Cortez.

But the person in the photo isn’t her.

We don’t know how many people actually believed it was her in the first place, and in some of the forums where the image was posted, people were already comparing feet and questioning whether it’s really her. But we know for sure thanks to a user on a site called Wikifeet, a site devoted to foot fetish photos of celebrities and public figures. There’s a small collection of Ocasio-Cortez’s feet on the site, from photos of public appearances where she’s wearing sandals or open-toed shoes. That user cross-referenced the r/drama photo with known images of Ocasio-Cortez’s feet posted on Wikifeet and determined that they are from a different person.

“I'm a contributor to wikifeet and even I have never seen a second toe like that!” Reddit user jokes_on_you commented on the post. They then linked to a known photo of Ocasio-Cortez’s feet and implied that the feet in the r/drama post couldn’t possibly belong to her. I asked jokes_on_you how they spotted the difference. "I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesn’t look right," they told me in a Reddit direct message. "Because we can’t dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasn’t a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasn’t her feet."

The photo, as well as the feet, actually belong to Sydney Leathers, a political activist and cam model who you might recall from Anthony Weiner’s sexting investigation in 2016. Leathers confirmed in a Twitter direct message that the original photograph does, in fact, belong to her and features her feet. “That pic is a few years old and now reaffirms my current stance of no longer posting feet pics unless dudes pay me for it,” Leathers told me.

Last week, a video of Ocasio-Cortez dancing in college gained viral attention after a right-wing account tried to pass off a dubbed-over clip from the incredibly wholesome video as something scandalous. They superimposed it with drums and made it a supercut of Ocasio-Cortez’s appearances in the video—making it seem like she’d been dancing alone, somewhat provocatively. It illustrated how easy it is to make a sloppy cut of something real, and place it in a new context to try to smear someone’s image.

You don’t need advanced machine learning techniques or high-tech psyop campaigns to make people believe a lie—we’re primed to fall for memes like this. At least this time, a trained eye of a foot fetishist revealed the truth.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Jan 7, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoLhuRp5IjM

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Wasabi the J posted:

Duckworth pls run

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fister Roboto posted:

lmao

Who wants to bet all these people had brony avatars back in the day?

In fairness, if you posted at all in TFR for a while you had a chance of ending up with a brony avatar.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I was bought a pony kicking a football. It lasted a full five minutes after I noticed it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pulitzer.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BigDave posted:

Any particular reason why we're abandoning our most important military alliance?

TRUMP

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:swoon: I loving LOVE BRANDS :swoon:

Yes, thank you, nobody else could've possibly thought of that.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm perfectly fine with #Woke Corporate Twitter if it causes more rightwingers to throw public tantrums a toddler would be ashamed of.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

When companies do stuff like that I think of it as a weather vane of public opinion. The company itself has no morals but supporting the left makes financial sense due to people with purchasing power.

Yes, exactly. If a corporation that only cares about selling whizzbangs to rubes thinks they can sell more whizzbangs by being #Woke than by being conservative that's a good sign. Probably.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Well What Now posted:

We should've taken those reports of Russian infiltration way more seriously IMO.

:haw:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Chichevache posted:

The planet is overpopulated enough already, and I'm not interested in "remote" chances. Those fucks can all die horribly.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I want those kids to be lowered head-first into a giant vat full of urine and piranha, but I recognize that's a rather cruel thing to do to the piranha.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

MA-Horus posted:

Hey Tide

Suck our collective dicks from the back.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Professor Bling posted:

gently caress off Tide

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

loving burn that school down and salt the earth

Yeah. It's the only way to be sure.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

mods changed my name posted:

actually have you considered maybe it was "the blacks" you libtard soyboys fake news

Have you considered getting into a flaming dumpster full of diapers and closing the lid after you?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Hot Karl Marx posted:

A good operator could have done 10x as much damage

That explains why they didn't pay him.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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orange juche posted:

That said if it comes down to Donnie Diaper and Kamala Harris in the election I'd vote for Harris in a heartbeat because i know that 4 more years of Trump will leave the US nonexistent.

Yeah, for real this.

At this point I don't care if she was a cop if she can defeat the Hair Furor and will sign the right legislation.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Having said I'd vote for Kamala regardless of ACAB, my dream ticket is still Sanders/Duckworth or Duckworth/Alive Person.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
McNally if you aren't satiated yet I'll take a sixer with your fingerguns photo as the probation reason. In fact I'm begging for it.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Piss pot dictator.

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