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Cugel the Clever posted:Happy New Year, all. https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/934d1d65-68b4-48e8-a59b-5216b456f782
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The idea of someone getting fired like a dog brings to mind an image of a bald, sweaty man yelling “CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK, JOHNSON! YOU’RE FIRED!” at a Golden Retriever who’s just sitting there, chewing on a ball and wagging his tail while being completely oblivious.
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Do you think it's just luck that the sun continues to rise in the morning? Planetary rotation is another tax cut, you're welcome America! Wow! We’re getting one more minute of daylight per day since we had the darkest day in a year on Dec. 21! All thanks to President Trump’s negotiations with the Sun- the MSM can’t believe it so they don’t report it! @JacobWohl
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https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1081276547691134981 Check your bingo cards for “Third Amendment SCOTUS case.”
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bengy81 posted:I'm really worried about the TSA thing. DIA is over capacity most days, I cant imagine that having a staff shortage is going to help the situation. TSA workers, and all fed workers in genera, are getting a raw deal and I support them in striking/slowing down to put the screws to Congress, but man am I glad that I got all my lengthy domestic travel over several major airports in before this started.
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:"Heres why" articles are the worst Ahem.
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Jan 7, 2019 03:13
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mlmp08 posted:Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital does not accept private insurance. Aren’t most procedures there free if you agree that the hospital can share your medical information with advertisers for marketing purposes and to view the occasional targeted advertisement before a surgery?
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Jan 7, 2019 21:35
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facialimpediment posted:Here's the condensed speech, if you really want it. Oh cool, the express elevator to ASMR hell.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:05
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Bigly, strong steel slats. Hear the wailing and pleading of the brown hordes of criminal rapist minors and marihuana smugglers as they throw themselves on its impassive and steadfast surface. Indestructible. Impossible to breach. Until, y’know, someone cuts holes in it with simple tools like a blowtorch or saw. https://twitter.com/jyarow/status/1083351276337934336
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Jan 10, 2019 15:27
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psydude posted:What happened to the SEAL Team (R) Certified Wall? Its book “No Browns on My Grounds: My Time As a Navy SEAL Wall” comes out next month; forward by Chris Kyle’s wife.
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3875890&perpage=40#post490915124quote:I was just at my hipster car dealership in Northern Virginia and I overheard someone who probably works at DoD in procurement or logistics having a loud cell phone conversation in a place where they shouldn’t have been talking about how Trump may declare a national emergency at the border to prompt the military to build the wall to get around Congress. Thanks again, OPSEC disaster lady! 
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Jan 10, 2019 16:51
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Johnny Five-Jaces posted:"hipster car dealership" is among the most cursed phrases I have ever heard. I visit 3-4 different hipster car dealerships each week in order to conduct my research.
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TL; DR Babby’s first trip to a foreign embassy and encountering bog standard security features there. Edit: this “journalist” sure is a piece of work http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-37507542 pantslesswithwolves fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jan 11, 2019 |
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Jan 11, 2019 15:09
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We interrupt the maybe-mattering to bring you some breaking  Tulsi Gabbard says she will run for president in 2020
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DoktorLoken posted:https://twitter.com/markberman/status/1084236102679101441?s=20 We had a mild snowstorm in DC, didn’t you hear? Edit for non-white noise post: I will donate to any and all challengers to Gabbard at whatever level. She’s got the whole broken clock thing going, where she occasionally says the right thing for the completely wrong reasons. Her stance on Syria is goddamned monstrous and any LGBT person ought to take a serious look at what she STILL believes in before they cast their lot in with her. It’s loving embarrassing that she’s a Democrat; she only represents the Max Blumenthal/Rania Khalek Twitter wing of the left and should be fired into the sun accordingly. pantslesswithwolves fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jan 14, 2019 |
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Fister Roboto posted:jfc what a tacky motherfucker https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1084951796102189056
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DoktorLoken posted:https://twitter.com/Anthony/status/1085007956704411648?s=20 My favorite so far: https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1085000198710063110 Meanwhile, a dude in a lion costume is blowing Pence in the Lincoln Bedroom.
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In case you missed it, Al-Shabaab carried out another attack in Nairobi, Kenya earlier today. They used a PBIED to get into the DusitD2 hotel, a fairly upscale place, then sent a team of six people in. Initial casualty count is seven, but really likely to go up as eyewitness accounts spoke of some pretty awful carnage. Some US and UK SOF apparently responded to the attack as well.  We sleep soundly in our beds at night because Santa Claus stands ready to visit violence on those who would do us harm.
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Al-Shabaab said yesterday’s attack in Nairobi was retaliation for Trump moving the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.
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Brute Squad posted:In other shutdown news, Atlas Brewing is seeking a injunction against requiring COLAs (Certificates of Label Approval) during the shutdown. You can't distribute beer without an approved COLA, and all approvals are suspended. Sober January loving sucks
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 Who hasn’t said some weird poo poo when they’re deep in the throes of a pounding orgasm? pantslesswithwolves fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jan 17, 2019 |
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Jan 17, 2019 17:02
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Godholio posted:Wow that really takes a hard turn about 3/4 in. Dude’s gonna need a wholly different set of anti-virus protection for sure 
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Jan 17, 2019 18:45
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The toddler in chief has responded to Pelosi.  tweeted a picture of his response, which is every bit as condescending as you’d think.https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1085978219872964608
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Apparently it was Rep. Steve Scalise who reported Pelosi’s trip first. Would have figured that this piece of poo poo knows why it’s a bad idea to publicize the schedules of members of Congress in advance, or perhaps he forgot the month and a half he spent in the hospital recovering from a life-threatening GSW.
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Jan 17, 2019 22:00
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colachute posted:I have no idea what we will talk about when/if Trump leaves office. Well fortunately there’s still plenty of dumb right wing poo poo to talk about. https://twitter.com/LasagnaGarden/status/1085607747599634432
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Jan 18, 2019 15:05
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M_Gargantua posted:If you could choose to kill him as an infant or during his time serving during WWI which would you choose He’s right though. You don’t kill Baby Hitler, you kill both of his parents so there’s zero chance of them spawning another one. QED.
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Bigly Strong President Tromp is either going to piss and moan that THE DEMOCRAT PARTY is being SO MEAN because they won’t let him build the WAHL and that’ll be it or he’s going to announce that he’s withdrawing from NAFTA, scrapping USMCA, closing all of the borders, suspending all international air traffic into the US and keeping the government shut down until Congress gives him money. Hoping it’s the latter; chaos reigns 
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Jan 19, 2019 01:25
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086586403583074304 Then https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086597047229300737 I’m guessing he wrote the last one while he was standing on the tarmac, waiting for the caskets to finish rolling by him so he can get back on the plane and keep watching Fox News.
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Jan 19, 2019 13:42
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I really hope he lives long enough to see Mar a Lago inundated and destroyed by a Cat 5 hurricane.
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Jan 20, 2019 14:59
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So the new CHUD narrative is that these poor upstanding youngsters were rudely accosted by a bunch of black racists, then the native protestor started banging a drum in their faces? All we need now is a thuggish youth wearing a hoodie and menacingly brandishing some skittles and ice tea, maybe a feminist to throw out some false rape accusations, and we’ll have the perfect storm of Fox News coverage for weeks. Edit: gently caress you, Tide
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Jan 20, 2019 21:38
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This is kind of significant: https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1087133200076414976 This is the first time that Israel has admitted it’s bombing Iranian forces in Syria. They’ve been hitting Hizballah and suspected weapons transfers between Syria and Lebanon for at least six years, but have not confirmed nor denied accounts until now.
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Lest I resummon Tide back to this thread, the young dipshit is sticking his dick in the PR hornet's nest:quote:"I am the student in the video who was confronted by the Native American protestor," the young man, Nick Sandmann, a junior at Covington Catholic High School in Covington, Kentucky, said in a statement his family issued through a public relations firm. quote:Sandmann said that, with the permission of a teacher who was serving as a chaperone, he began leading the group of students in school spirit chants "to counter the hateful things that were being shouted at our group." Two things to take issue with- 1. This stupid loving chaperone should have, y'know, chaperoned the stupid loving kids out of the area instead of whatever this garbage response is. 2. The term "native protester" makes it sound like Phillips and his group were protesting the March for Life. There was the Indigenous People's March going on at the same time as the CHUDfest. As a DC resident, I've seen the Black Israelites doing their shtick outside of Metro stations from time to time. They look like lovely Lord of the Rings extras, like to shout inflammatory poo poo, and thrive on confrontation. Simply ignoring them is the best thing to do.
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mlmp08 posted:Step outside, look at the moon. Super cool looking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY Yes. Go look at the moon. If you are afraid, we can look together. I'm bundling up and taking my DSLR outside; if I get any cool shots I'll post them here.
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So I went out to get photos of the moon. Didn’t have an optimal setup (couldn’t use my lovely tripod and my telephoto lens is terrible in low light) but I still managed to get at least one halfway decent shot.  Moon was super cool and the whole experience was worth my fingers feeling like they’re on fire as they thaw out.
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Yeah they REALLY set themselves up for that one.
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MA-Horus posted:Is this a realpost? That’s what they believe. Just take a look at his mentions on Twitter sometime. Edit for more content: I used to hang out in the old D&D Arab revolutions thread back in 2011 when Tunisia and Egypt kicked off. BM started analyzing a lot of social media out of Libya when their civil war kicked off, and reconstructed entire battles and rebel/regime gains purely by social media. It was really impressive open-source intelligence analysis work, especially when you consider that it’s a relatively new discipline and one whose techniques he’s helped pioneer. He started doing the same thing with Syria when that kicked off, and didn’t really get much widespread notice until he started putting out pieces showing that Assad had gassed the Ghouta area of Damascus with Sarin back in 2013. Then it became a race for tankies/Assad shills and Putin fanboys to try to find any little thing to discredit him. Partisangirl is one of the worst offenders. She’s just a terrible person (she’s been on Infowars) but tankie left dudes just love her because she’s got DSLs and she upholds their indefensible worldview. pantslesswithwolves fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jan 22, 2019 |
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Soulex posted:The what? This idiot: https://www.salon.com/2018/12/26/kaitlin-bennett-notorious-gun-girl-hilariously-mocked-after-shooting-up-a-happy-holidays-signs/ Frankly I can understand why some Infowars troll would have concerns about needing to defend themselves if their hobbies include accosting people’s young daughters out in public.
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Jan 22, 2019 01:48
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Anyone else remember the time when the President invited a man who was arrested at his own front door and the cop who arrested him over to the White House to patch things up over a beer?
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facialimpediment posted:Per Laura Ingraham, the Catholic Chucklefucks are going to the White House as early as tomorrow. I’m hoping that this kid Freddy Quimby’s so hard that even the CHUDs can’t handwave it away.
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Marc Thiessen is about the closest thing to what CHUDS would otherwise call a diversity hire. Every other opinion writer openly hates Trump, so he’s the one they can point to and say “NUH UH WE’RE NOT BIASED! #democracydiesindarkness #resist” while counting on him to generate outrage clicks and ad views. Best be ignoring him like you would any other op-ed.
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