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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
cocaine is still awesome in 2019 incase anyone was wondering

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
i hope he has a stroke and loving dies

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1079879490547957761

i hope you dont get murdered by a state brown moses, id get a taste tester if i were you tho

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Ugh I'm having a lovely start to 2019, I bit my tongue really bad in my sleep last night and lost somewhere between 500mL to a litre of blood. Took an hour to get it to stop bleeding and it's so swollen I can't even move my tongue without it hurting.

Had to call my dad to come over cause I felt I was going to pass out. Dunno if it was because of all the blood lost or cause of my fear of blood. Then I puked most of the night cause of all the blood I swallowed. This is going to be a lovely year

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I don't know. When I woke up I knew I bite it but not that bad. There's a big blood stain on my mattress and everything now. Guess I'm eating soup the next while

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I didn't sleep the 31st at all so maybe I passed out with my tongue hanging out? My mom thought I had a seizure cause that's what happened to her when she had them but there were no signs other than my chomping the gently caress outta my tongue

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I just looked at the cut for the first time since last night and jesus christ it looks bad 😬

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Health care is free lol. I don't live in a poo poo hole country.

Edit: I'll go tomorrow, I still feel like poo poo. I've been drinking (swishing, I'm not swallowing it) a water/peroxide/salt solution so it shouldn't get too bad yet

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Jan 3, 2019

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
No I was super tired cause I didn't sleep at all the day before. I've been, errrrr, extremely irresponsible the last couple weeks so maybe everything just culminated in this. I've done like 20 grams of shrooms, some acid, and white stuff the past 2 weeks. I should probably stop trying to destroy myself but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
i thought they gave out amphetamines years ago for long operations and flights? that's literally a type of ADD med

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Godholio posted:

Oh that's still a thing, don't worry.

Oh cool, I'm pretty sure the pilot near the start of the Afghan war that bombed a bunch of Canadian soldiers that were training was flying under amphetamines

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

mlmp08 posted:

Let me just say thank you for not pivoting to Biden. Cause boy, as much as I didn't like Clinton as a candidate, it gets my eyebrows raised when someone dogs on Warren for "electability" or "likeability" or "progressive credentials" and then suggests Biden.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I wish bernie wasn't a dinosaur but he is so the best thing bernie can do is try and throw his fairly large support behind someone who isn't lovely, which is going to be hard this election cycle

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I bet the democratic nominee ends up being loving Bloomberg or some other wall st. shill. I just have a terrible feeling that the democratic primary is somehow going to be worse than the previous republican one

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AnonymousQ1776/status/1080594276831047680?s=19

How will AOC recover from this???!?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Pelosi won the speakership, here are people who didnt vote for her

https://twitter.com/cam_joseph/status/1080898053320650757

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1080893334581923841

Yes, that's the fascist Brazil just elected

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Soulex posted:

Kamala Harris?

she's a cop

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1080984436425007105?s=19

:thunk:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AriBerman/statu...ingawful.com%2F

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Dems acting like they have majority :aaa:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1081363154305716224?s=19

:thunk: but expanding forever

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/FranticGoat/status/1043943115277684741

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/jkottke/status/1082338975216529409

https://twitter.com/jkottke/status/1082343183319748608

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Advertisements on casts, sponsors on hospital gowns

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
:brainworms:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
AOC just scares old people and that's how you know she's doing a good job. 80% of the people making a big deal about fact thing that happened are mad about something completely unrelated and want other people to be mad at her

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/counterchekist/status/1081259485707075586?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Woof Blitzer posted:

Reading this gave me brain cancer.

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/1081301883724197888?s=19

This man is (use to be?) a #resistance hero and has a Patreon for his private twitter

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Stultus Maximus posted:

I do not understand a word of this.

Russians are pushing AOC

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1082816362907488257

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1082824787066580993?s=19

I think AOC is doing one too

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1082942180463910912?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/...ingawful.com%2F

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/TopRopeTravis/s...ingawful.com%2F

Really glad I don't have a layover in the states for my vacation next week, not that I think TSA is so necessary, but because of delays from lack of man power, will to work

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1082857277084893184?s=19


Ever expanding :thunk:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

facialimpediment posted:


It's kind of a :thunk: day.

https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/st...ingawful.com%2F

Hey AP, could use a fact check over here

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Don't pay me until WALL! Then Lock Her Up!

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Still unconfirmed but I bet Bolton has a giant hard on right now

https://twitter.com/L0gg0l/status/1...ingawful.com%2F

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