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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hot Karl Marx posted:

i hope he has a stroke and loving dies

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Follow up joke: black dudes have big dongos because black chicks got that thicc boot-E and it had to grow so they could penetrate. Twerking comes from trying to fit the black dongeroos in. Ever see a black chick twerk a white guy? Looks like a mugging using an rear end as a weapon!

Ha! Its easy to write racy jokes!

Welp! Off to make millions and masterbate in front if people.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Casimir Radon posted:

Wrasslin' is fake.

So is porn

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

maybe the terrible porn you're watching is

You mean to tell me the plot points are real? Women prefer to take a load in the mouth? What the gently caress is lube?

Man, whole lotta incest on the internet.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Yeah, I told them they probably shouldnt use their real names

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Someone told me incest porn is about it not looking like 2 pornstars going at it. Makes it look more natural I guess? I mean i get it because HD can make the fake bullshit stand out. That and production values. Noone is gonna set up a light kit before they start quietly breaking the sink.

Not my thing regardless. I can only get off to 2001's Live Action The Tick. And only the Lady Liberty episode. Because Im a Patriot

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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I saw body armor and weapon on MTS "agents" which is basically the trolley and busbsystem here. I REALLY wanted to ask why they looked ready to invade the green line or something.

Militarization is loving stupid. Whats next? Post Office with IOTVs and Barettas?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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BigDave posted:

Offer US Citizenship to anyone who signs up for six years and completes it. Army will make recruitment mission in 30 days.

Asterisk: Not from a shithole country

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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It took me way too long into my adult life to realize 'renege' wasnt a racist thing.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Play a lot of euchre as a kid too?

More like raised in the south but not at an age where the racism could stick.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Proud Christian Mom posted:

third world reneging



LingcodKilla posted:

I like the cut of your jib.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Kamala Harris?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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I really like this

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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People like that just need a punch to the throat

Only thing theyll say is "HHHHHRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGH"

Like Yoshi taking a poo poo

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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YOURE A GARBAGE PHOTOGAPHER SHEALAH

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Yeah but it doesnt cross to humans I think. The majority of STIs dont iirc but did originate from animals. Just not from loving them. Like HIV is believed to have been introduced via blood from eating/butchering bushmeat.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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DoktorLoken posted:

German breakfasts own:





Not quite sure about Weißwurst? Pretzels and beer though. :thunk:



Raw pork for breakfast.

I've had a legit good American breakfast of pancakes and bacon in Munich though. Honestly American breakfasts while delicious make me fat as hell. I'd rather eat good bread/pastries/fruit/whatever than a pound of eggs and cheese, however the bread is hard to come by in the US. Not like Europe where you can just walk into any random corner bakery or grocery store and get something good.

I loved German breakfasts. Donuts werent too sweet, pastries and meat was pretty good.

And yeah, good bread is really hard to come by. I know 1 good bakery in San Diego. Just one. Everything else has been an attempt.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

DownByTheWooter posted:

There was a lady at the farmers market whose stand was called Oh La Vache, she sold French boule and baguette and it was really nice stuff, as I recall

Which one? OB?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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BREAKING NEWS! DOGS I JUST loving SAW!






WAIT! TWO DOGGOS!?





THREE!? OH MY GOD



And dancing and stuff. Also basketball. I dunno I just kinda blacked out after the third dog. Heart couldn't handle it.

Album: https://imgur.com/a/5urWWaD

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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So Bill Bailey has a topical version of the Star Spangled Banner

https://youtu.be/_dVFknALySA

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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https://youtu.be/qJKsyjD3r6I

Ill never not sing this in my head when I have to listen to it.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Hahahaha thats a great quote

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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EBB posted:

Remember when I said making a cult of personality around politicians was bad? Objectification is part of that.

Wait till you study it in sports. Holy hell is it bad

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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They dont look like Native Americans to me

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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EBB posted:

Trying to parse this and all I can tell is you're awfully mad about a dumb internet forum

This is GiP, people throw shade. Deal with it.

Our dick art will block out the sun

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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I hope he dies like Elvis

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Whose was worse? Ghadafi or Mussolini? Knife in the rear end on TV is pretty hosed

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Nice and hot piss posted:

Can you explain to me why every single bathroom stall in an entire airport has been used by someone who completely misses the toilet bowl for both urine and bowel movements?

Every heart is a beating piece of poo poo

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Better the devil you know

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Gettimg the military to build the wall would cause a coup?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Keep going. Im almost there

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Its basically attribution theory. Conservatives are very much in the 'external attribution' part without paying attention to the false attribution theory that basically says "no people arent doing bad things just to gently caress with you." Its never their fault and always some external contributor on why they are pieces of poo poo and will more likely than not never give emphatic listening a try.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

1 thousand hamberders.

And Sweet and Sour sauce by the gravy boat

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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EBB posted:

The Republicans are absolutely at fault for this, there's no both sides.

Exactly.

Also, stupid question! Why not plastic for the wall? Use recyclable plastic and mold that poo poo into goddamn legos or something. Shits are durable

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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You kniw, if it HAD to be built

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Hey. Are we talking about 45 minute videos?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Acebuckeye13 posted:

how are they all this dumb

Because they want to be right.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Just an fyi, when someone hits a three in basketball, they typically throw up a pinky ring middle finger combo that is basically the "OK" symbol. I doubt this is the context but still

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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FAUXTON posted:

But that's the person who sunk the 3, not some donkeytooth kid on the sidelines

E: it almost looks like he's doing the thing where you thump a can of dip with one hand, just without the dip can

Its everyone excited he sunk the three. I see it in the audience all the time.

Theres one dude on our schools basketball team that I love to watch react to threes because he is always doing something weird.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ugh of course gun fucker Barbie is on infowars now.

The what?

Is that on the NRA channel too?

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