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Are there any deserts America hasn't invaded?
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 03:16 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 01:45 |
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Does the Secret Service get paid during the shutdown? There's a way this could end that would have a nice symmetry with the President's Caligula speed run.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 23:10 |
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Getting his tax returns and proving to the world he's not a billionaire will be more effective and likely to cause him to stroke out on live TV.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 23:54 |
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The speech is only supposed to be 8 minutes. Betting it goes 30 and Democratic response gets cut for time.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 19:10 |
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Build walls around the Marine bases on Okinawa. It'll save more lives.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 21:00 |
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Waroduce posted:idk how to enbedd tweets so have this Can I customize my exact level of stolen valor?
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 15:48 |
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Vasudus posted:he doesn't even have to wait for the va to kill him loving brutal.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 19:49 |
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There's a difference between a purity test and being handed a glass of water with a greasy turd in it.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 01:28 |
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facialimpediment posted:Gahahah this rules Nancy with the bick dick energy.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 16:01 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:2020 presidential candidate John McAfee That was not what I expected.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 14:25 |
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I really appreciate that they used the coke bloat photo of Elon.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 02:25 |
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Is that the gay agenda?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 00:27 |
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McNally posted:The letter E is banned from use in this thread for the next five posts. suck my dick from back you gently caress man
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 03:20 |
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 18:43 |
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M_Gargantua posted:In zany foreign relations news I couldn’t tell if this is real but it’s apperenlty real as of like 15 minutes ago. Guaido tragically fell down the stairs on to a pile of bullets while being arrested.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 19:44 |
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That Works posted:"You guys wanna get paid? Get me in that building" "Sir, you aren't paying us."
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 19:53 |
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Thinking about that dude in Liverpool that went after his pay was two weeks late. Tomorrow Feds will be four weeks late.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 17:10 |
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Syrian Lannister posted:In other news, the Doomsday Clock is set to 11:58 for the second time in two years. Quick, someone tell the President people are saying he can't get it all the way.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 03:07 |
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DoktorLoken posted:I don't know where to file this, but I figure it's a good metaphor for 2019: The simulation is definitely failing.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 14:28 |
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What a bitch.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 20:24 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:There's no right on red in NY? No wonder the Republicans are so far ahead politically. Right on red is the default unless marked otherwise.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 14:36 |
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DaNerd posted:
Enjoy your nanny state, city scum. Stravag posted:As someone born in NY what the gently caress are you people talking about? We right on red all the time. Troy even has left on reds on one way streets in some parts. Maybe not in certain parts of the city? Congrats on the hepatitis.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 16:51 |
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I hate this rear end in a top hat so much.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 04:00 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 01:45 |
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facialimpediment posted:You would *think* that with the zillions of people in the world, the same characters would stop loving popping up everywhere. That's how you know it's a simulation.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 23:29 |