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LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Are there any deserts America hasn't invaded?

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LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Does the Secret Service get paid during the shutdown? There's a way this could end that would have a nice symmetry with the President's Caligula speed run.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Getting his tax returns and proving to the world he's not a billionaire will be more effective and likely to cause him to stroke out on live TV.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
The speech is only supposed to be 8 minutes. Betting it goes 30 and Democratic response gets cut for time.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Build walls around the Marine bases on Okinawa. It'll save more lives.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Waroduce posted:

idk how to enbedd tweets so have this


Can I customize my exact level of stolen valor?

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Vasudus posted:

he doesn't even have to wait for the va to kill him

loving brutal.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
There's a difference between a purity test and being handed a glass of water with a greasy turd in it.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

facialimpediment posted:

Gahahah this rules

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1085544081504260097?s=19

Hit him where it hurts - no TV coverage

Nancy with the bick dick energy.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

That was not what I expected.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
I really appreciate that they used the coke bloat photo of Elon.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Is that the gay agenda?

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

McNally posted:

The letter E is banned from use in this thread for the next five posts.

The next five posts may not address, directly or indirectly, this post and must continue existing conversations or introduce new discussions of current events.

URLs may not contain the letter E either.

suck my dick from back you gently caress man

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

:thermidor:

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

M_Gargantua posted:

In zany foreign relations news I couldn’t tell if this is real but it’s apperenlty real as of like 15 minutes ago.

https://twitter.com/phil_mattingly/status/1088138107885621255?s=21


How?

Guaido tragically fell down the stairs on to a pile of bullets while being arrested.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

That Works posted:

"You guys wanna get paid? Get me in that building"

"Sir, you aren't paying us."

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Thinking about that dude in Liverpool that went :killdozer: after his pay was two weeks late. Tomorrow Feds will be four weeks late.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Syrian Lannister posted:

In other news, the Doomsday Clock is set to 11:58 for the second time in two years.

Quick, someone tell the President people are saying he can't get it all the way.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

The simulation is definitely failing.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
What a bitch.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

sharknado slashfic posted:

There's no right on red in NY? No wonder the Republicans are so far ahead politically.

Right on red is the default unless marked otherwise.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

DaNerd posted:

:wrong:

In NYC (what people mean when they say NY) there is no right on red unless otherwise marked.

Enjoy your nanny state, city scum.

Stravag posted:

As someone born in NY what the gently caress are you people talking about? We right on red all the time. Troy even has left on reds on one way streets in some parts. Maybe not in certain parts of the city?

Congrats on the hepatitis.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

I hate this rear end in a top hat so much.

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LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

facialimpediment posted:

You would *think* that with the zillions of people in the world, the same characters would stop loving popping up everywhere.

That's how you know it's a simulation.

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