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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Anyone that isn't cheering for his will to be done and an all texas superbowl can gtfo.

Backup cheering team is bears.

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Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7N5tM-LaBo


Honestly though anyone but the Cowboys, Patriots, or Colts. I would really like to see the Cowboys lose in the Super Bowl though.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
My rooting interests by division:

NFC:
1. Seahawks - cause home town and stuff
2. Bears - girlfriend is from Chicago so I'm contractually obligated to support them in absence of my home team, also Mack and titty kissin
3. Eagles - I want another man to eat horse poo poo
4. Saints - meh
5. Rams - old NFCW rivalry
6. Cowboys - die Jerry

AFC:
1. Chargers - LA doesn't deserve them but I would Rivers to get a ring
2. Texans - Watson is good and they're much easier to root for when McNair is dead
3. Chiefs - Mahomes being the second RW owns
4. Ravens - I'm a fan of Lamar but that's about it
5. Colts - I dont hate them but they're... boring
6. Patriots

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


as an australian I https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rooting

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
playoff chat herw

https://discord.gg/xW87dMj

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Go Saints.

Don’t care about the rest.

(Well, I’ll also root for Texans/Chargers from the AFC as cool teams.)

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Darth Brooks posted:

Eagles

Negative: It took one win for Eagles fans to become arrogant bullies, they would be worse with two.

Bully Eagles fan slaps Darth Brooks into a puddle of Kirk Cousins and then headlocks him into watching Nick Foles continuously throw passes to man standing in US Bank Stadium's endzone.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ELO Musk posted:

Bully Eagles fan slaps Darth Brooks into a puddle of Kirk Cousins and then headlocks him into watching Nick Foles continuously throw passes to man standing in US Bank Stadium's endzone.

Be careful, he will press all the elevator buttons.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Let's all give a good hearty cheer of "Let's go! Do well! Win some playoff games and perhaps -- dare I even say -- a Super Bowl!" to the New England Patriots

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
no

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Phobeste posted:

Let's all give a good hearty cheer of "Let's go! Do well! Win some playoff games and perhaps -- dare I even say -- a Super Bowl!" to the New England Patriots

why

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

ELO Musk posted:

Bully Eagles fan slaps Darth Brooks into a puddle of Kirk Cousins and then headlocks him into watching Nick Foles continuously throw passes to man standing in US Bank Stadium's endzone.

I'm finding more as I get older that there's level of vindictiveness running through my preferences for or against teams other than my own. I remember that game where that team did that and now I hate them. I have to remind myself of one of the basic rules of football: If you aren't being an rear end in a top hat to someone else they are going to be an rear end in a top hat to you.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

They’re my favorite team, friend!

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Cowboys first, because that's who I want, then Patriots because that's who nobody wants.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

In this year's playoffs, I think I'll root for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

In this year's playoffs, I think I'll root for the Cincinnati Bengals.

They'll do about as well as they do in the regular season so that's apt.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Athanatos posted:

They'll do about as well as they do in the regular season so that's apt.

Or the playoffs

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
First step towards Patriots v Cowboys is complete.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

https://twitter.com/Trilladelphian/status/1081937670316720129?s=19

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



It would be cool and good if the Seagles lose today

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007



Lmao I just see lame and lame

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

First step towards Patriots v Cowboys is complete.

Uuuugh I really do not want to have to root for the Pats.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Imagine calling Questlove, one of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet, lame.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Yeah man jimmy fallons tonight show is super cool

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Imagine not rooting for the Chargers next week

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

If we're going to be fair this should include Philadelphia's own...

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Yeah man jimmy fallons tonight show is super cool

Whatever team you root for needs to lose now because you think the roots are just his back up band instead of a loving amazing collective that has been around for ages.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

Imagine not rooting for the Chargers next week

I'm going to be at the game, so I won't. :agesilaus:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Seahawks and Ravens are gone so, as long as the Pats don't win either, I'm probably OK with most possible winners.

But go The Saints, bitch, Who Dat.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

CBJSprague24 posted:

Seahawks and Ravens are gone so, as long as the Pats don't win either, I'm probably OK with most possible winners.

But go The Saints, bitch, Who Dat.

Yea as long as the Patriots get knocked out all my 'gently caress this' results will be cleared too. I figure the Cowboys are gonna get knocked out anyway so I'm not worried there.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Kanye's been poo poo lately, but name a better pop artist in the past twenty years, I dare ya, Go Bears.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Probably Magic posted:

Kanye's been poo poo lately, but name a better pop artist in the past twenty years, I dare ya, Go Bears.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

They went.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Probably Magic posted:

Kanye's been poo poo lately, but name a better pop artist in the past twenty years, I dare ya, Go Bears.

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes dude

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Just in time.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Now that the wildcard round is done, and the Hawks are out, the official divisional round chart for favoured teams is as follows:

Saints over Eagles (though no problem if it goes the other way)

Rams over Cowboys

Chiefs over Colts

Chargers over Patriots

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Probably Magic posted:

Kanye's been poo poo lately, but name a better pop artist in the past twenty years, I dare ya

a poop I put in the toilet

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Finger Prince posted:

Now that the wildcard round is done, and the Hawks are out, the official divisional round chart for favoured teams is as follows:

Saints over Eagles (though no problem if it goes the other way)

Rams over Cowboys

Chiefs over Colts

Chargers over Patriots

Yup, this is 100% official and accurate right down to the addendum about the Eagles.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


after getting owned by him and understanding his power, i am on board with Big Dick Nick, go birds

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I root for a Pats/Cowboys Super Bowl because the media will have a collective 2 week-long orgasm & we deserve this hell timeline.

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