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Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
If you like war criminals you should root for the bears

Next Year

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Crescent Wrench posted:

NFC
1. Eagles--my team
2. Saints--Drew's last ride
3. Bears--defense winning out over Chiefs, Saints, Rams
4. Seahawks--RWBS
5. Rams--I don't have anything against the Rams, I just don't give a gently caress about the Rams
6. Cowboys--gently caress the Cowboys

AFC
1. Chiefs--prospect of an Andy win and general Mahomes coolness overrides the "always root for a team that hasn't won it" rule
2. Chargers--haven't won it, this would be cool
3. Texans--haven't won it, this would be funny
4. Ravens--this would be funny
5. Colts--this would be cool
6. Patriots--gently caress Tom Brady

Personally, this is a great crop. Only the Cowboys or Patriots would piss me off.

Come on, Los Angeles...

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k
Cowboys/Patriots would be the marquee example of TRUMPSAMERICA.jpg and for that reason alone it should happen. Let no sport forget the darkest timeline.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The Patriots were the 1st team to win after 9/11 so their success is a great reminder that we live in hell.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Tom Brady did 9/11

Big Jay Cutler
Sep 2, 2011

IT'S ME
1. Everyone remember we’re all just here to have a good time

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Big Jay Cutler posted:

1. Everyone remember we’re all just here to have a good time

Shut up

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
1. Geaux Saints.

2. The team playing against the Cowboys.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Now Trubisky has all offseason to kiss titties.

Go Chargers / Rams and bring the Lombardi Trophy back to... the Staples Center?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
1. Chargers - Philip needs rings
2. Colts - I like Andrew Luck and it’d be hella come back
3. Chiefs - Andy is kewl
4. Rams - A good team provided good entertainment
5. Bears - in spirit
6. Eagles - Big Dick Nick only if they are facing the Patriots so Nick can slap Tom and Bill around
7. Saints

gently caress the Patriots and Cowboys

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

weird Asian candy posted:

Here is my playoff rooting interests at this current time:

1. Bears
2. Texans
3. Chargers
4. Chiefs
5. Colts
6. Ravens
7. Cowboys
8. Rams
9. Eagles
10. Seahawks
11. Patriots

I have bad news, Ross.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Cheering for the Los Angeles Derwin James' the rest of the way.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Bummed as hell that the Colts have to play the Chiefs. Two of the best teams in the playoffs and two of my favorites. Most likely the Chiefs will win in a knock down drag out game and suffer multiple injuries, thus weakening them so the Patriots can stroll on in to the Super Bowl. motherfucker

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
It's like you people don't want to see the Falcons' arch rival win it all in their own stadium.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Myyyyy teeeeeeam

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Most entertaining Super Bowl: Rams vs Chiefs
Least entertaining Super Bowl: Colts vs Cowboys
Biggest market with least amount of fans Super Bowl: Rams vs Chargers
Most groan-worthy media buildup Super Bowl: Saints vs Patriots
Andy Reid Super Bowl: Chiefs vs Eagles
Nightmare scenario Super Bowl (what will happen): Cowboys vs Patriots

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

nah posted:

Nightmare scenario Super Bowl (what will happen): Cowboys vs Patriots

Gee thanks, I threw up in my mouth a little thinking about it.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
You forgot Colts vs Eagles - Reich vs Pederson

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

CyberPingu posted:

You forgot Colts vs Eagles - Reich vs Pederson

The more predominant story line there I think would be 2 six seeds making the Super Bowl

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

nah posted:

Most entertaining Super Bowl: Rams vs Chiefs
Least entertaining Super Bowl: Colts vs Cowboys
Biggest market with least amount of fans Super Bowl: Rams vs Chargers
Most groan-worthy media buildup Super Bowl: Saints vs Patriots
Andy Reid Super Bowl: Chiefs vs Eagles
Nightmare scenario Super Bowl (what will happen): Cowboys vs Patriots

You missed a few and some better names:

The Horsey Bowl: Colts - Cowboys
Peyton Manning Revenge Bowl: Colts - Saints
Stereotypical Western Bowl: Chiefs - Cowboys
Drew Brees Revenge Bowl (MVP): Chiefs - Saints
Drew Brees Revenge Bowl (Rivers): Chargers - Saints
Meteor Bowl: Patriots - Cowboys
Aging QBs Bowl: Patriots - Saints
Tom Brady Revenge Bowl: Patriots - Eagles

I got no exciting names for these, but here they are anyway:
Colts - Rams
Colts - Eagles
Chargers - Cowboys
Chargers - Eagles
Patriots - Rams

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

ulmont posted:

I got no exciting names for these, but here they are anyway:
Colts - Rams
Colts - Eagles
Chargers - Cowboys
Chargers - Eagles
Patriots - Rams

Only one I can help with:

Previously bad coached team bowl: Colts - Rams

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


If the Eagles end up playing the Rams you can have another "poo poo on Jeff Fischer Bowl"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
QB Kids Bowl - Saints (4) / Chargers (9)

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

a new study bible! posted:

If the Eagles end up playing the Rams you can have another "poo poo on Jeff Fischer Bowl"

Yeah but that would be the NFC championship game not the Super Bowl.

Silly Burrito posted:

QB Kids Bowl - Saints (4) / Chargers (9)

I prefer that one as the Drew Brees Revenge Bowl (Rivers)

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


ulmont posted:

Yeah but that would be the NFC championship game not the Super Bowl.



Anytime is a good time to poo poo on Jeff Fischer.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Jeff Fisher can go suck a lemon

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
What revenge would Brees get on the Chiefs?

Edit: nm I see MVP bowl now

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

ulmont posted:


I prefer that one as the Drew Brees Revenge Bowl (Rivers)

Rivers Justification Bowl*

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

ulmont posted:

The Horsey Bowl: Colts - Cowboys
Peyton Manning Revenge Bowl: Colts - Saints
Stereotypical Western Bowl: Chiefs - Cowboys
Drew Brees Revenge Bowl (MVP): Chiefs - Saints
Drew Brees Revenge Bowl (Rivers): Chargers - Saints
Meteor Bowl: Patriots - Cowboys
Aging QBs Bowl: Patriots - Saints
Tom Brady Revenge Bowl: Patriots - Eagles

I got no exciting names for these, but here they are anyway:
Colts - Rams
Colts - Eagles
Chargers - Cowboys
Chargers - Eagles
Patriots - Rams

Mammal Bowl: Colts - Rams
Civilization Bowl: Cowboys - Chargers
Out With The Old, In With The New Bowl: Patriots - Rams

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

a neat cape posted:

Rivers Justification Bowl*

Fertility Bowl

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The only permutation left to ask, what would be the ultimate "Goon Bowl" in your collective hive mind?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Colostomy Bag posted:

The only permutation left to ask, what would be the ultimate "Goon Bowl" in your collective hive mind?

Browns/Lions

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


Sadly I'm in this TV market. Every Sunday, Colts/Bengals/Lions/Browns/Bears with the occasional toss of Packers or Vikes in a combination of those teams.

:negative:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k
Chargers / Cowboys : The Tony Romo Memorial Bowl



Phillip Rivers always reminded me of ol' Romo. I'd honestly be torn over which team to choose from, as both owners are ignorant morons are deserving of tar and feathering, whereas both teams are pretty keen.

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

Colts/Cowboys: The Wrong Geographical Divisions Bowl

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
My wet dream Super Bowl is things going full circle and the Rams being Brady and Belichick 17 years after they beat the Rams

Propaganda Bob
Aug 26, 2006

Not one step backwards!
At satisfying as the Belichick era ending with the McVay Rams' ascension would be, I don't think there's a matchup that would out-fun a Chiefs/Rams rematch in the Super Bowl.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Propaganda Bob posted:

At satisfying as the Belichick era ending with the McVay Rams' ascension would be, I don't think there's a matchup that would out-fun a Chiefs/Rams rematch in the Super Bowl.

Conversely there's no way the Superbowl could live up to that first game.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Conversely there's no way the Superbowl could live up to that first game.

Yeah it could. Imagine a 53-50 (OT) game and tell me that wouldn't be amazing.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth were the New Orleans Saints to secure a Super Bowl win in the heart of Georgia. :yeshaha:

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