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It’s kind of amazing how across three games now DCB remains the show stopper who just can’t actually win. What the hell is going on here?
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DCB had a chance to join Dash last season and form the ultimate team. Dash was rejected. I mean, there was a chance for greatness, but alas, it wasn't to be.
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nine-gear crow posted:It’s kind of amazing how across three games now DCB remains the show stopper who just can’t actually win. What the hell is going on here? It's some kind of karma, it's gotta be I find it hilarious Also, IGgy, DCB is going to have to make it her mission to return Flamander to the side of good, you know that, right? Preferably by using The Worm on him.
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A backstage camera crew is walking down a hall. The sound of furniture breaking and someone grunting can be heard from an ajar door. The camera peers in. Dash Rendar is inside a wrestler's change room trashing their things. It's a mess. He has a crowbar with a tactical scope and is smashing everything in sight. To reiterate: it's a mess. Dash sees the camera and stops. Breathing heavily, he wipes sweat from his brow. Oh hey, I didn't see you there! You're just in time to see my latest masterwork: psychological warfare.He leans in close to the camera, his breath fogging the lens. You see this, King Skeleton? This is gonna be you. You're gonna get smashed up into itty bitty little pieces. Just. Like. THIS!Dash reaches behind and pulls out a tiny figurine. It is an old Luke Skywalker Star Wars action figure that has been repainted to resemble King Skeleton. Dash sets it on the ground and smashes it repeatedly with the crowbar. He laughs the entire time, spittle flying from his lips. I bet you're asking yourself a lot of questions, Kay Ess. The one you should be asking yourself is "why". Why did IGgy let Dash down? That's right, this is on you, IGgy! I've given everything I have to you, but I never get any respect. It's always "oh, loving Dash Rendar this" or "loving Dash Rendar that". Well enough is enough!Dash spikes the crowbar on the floor. It clatters loudly, but the tactical scope, quality that it is, remains intact, barely a dent on it. Dash points at the camera. So step aside, King Skeleton. IGgy can put whoever he wants in my way, but I'll crush you all! With that, Dash storms past the camera crew and down the hall. The camera pans over to the door and settles on the label. The name of the wrestler, of who this room belongs to, is boldly printed: VACATION SKELETON
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Blind Sally posted:With that, Dash storms past the camera crew and down the hall. The camera pans over to the door and settles on the label. The name of the wrestler, of who this room belongs to, is boldly printed: VACATION SKELETON  : Oh no!!!
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Jan 30, 2019 21:05
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By this point I'm sure you know the drill. The show will be at the usual time, in the usual place] Our tournament for the Hellweight Title rages on, this time the first round of the second group will take place. This is the bracket as of right now:  Additionally, we'll determine our first Tag champions. The match card is as follows: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch IGgy IGsen ('c') vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #2 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1 King Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar #3 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1 Vacation Skeleton vs. Suzan Blades #4 Three-Way (First Fall) Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha vs. Manic Misanthropic #5 Bunny Championship :3 Mr. Shakedown vs. Rosette (c) #6 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Great Maharaja #7 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1 Black vs. Boob Marley #8 OHPW Legion Tag Titles Lawful Good vs. Pineapple Pizza
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Jan 31, 2019 00:39
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Yes! Robutt makes his appearance!
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"For the tag team of Lemuel and Jane so contended in their debut, Their team became known to the Promotion. 'We are the Lawful Good, so driven by righteousness to deliver this Promotion from evil, To quarrel sinful wrestlers, to cleanse transgressors to the title of covetous desires; For we who are without sin shall be the only wrestlers casting stones.' " (Lemuel 2:1-4)
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Here's the match card again: #1 IGgy IGsen ('c) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge for the Jabroni Royale #2 King Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar #3 Vacation Skeleton vs. Suzan Blades #4 Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha vs. Manic Misanthropic #5 Mr. Shakedown vs. Rosette (c) for the Bun :3 #6 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Great Maharaja #7 Black vs. Boob Marley #8 Lawful Good vs. Pineapple Pizza for the Legion Tag Titles
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OHPW - Week #3: Illegal Chairs Clips: DIVE! (Match 2): https://clips.twitch.tv/CautiousSnappyEmuKappaRoss Bonk (Match 4): https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulCorrectGoshawkCoolStoryBro WTF (Match 6 Outcome spoiler): https://www.twitch.tv/videos/374288785 The chest has been sunk (Match 7 Outcome spoiler): https://clips.twitch.tv/FunnyMotionlessTaroKreygasm The average match rating for this show is: 89.75% The average match duration for this show is: 19:11 Kayfabe Minutes Match Card and Results posted:By this point I'm sure you know the drill. And here we have the state of the tournament:  Next week we'll have a PPV or well, PPV stands for Pay Per View but the show will be free of course. It's just a kind of bigger once in a month kind of show. We'll finish the tournament and have every title be defended. After that the show will resume as what may or may not be accurately described as "normal"
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Feb 3, 2019 14:37
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The Dash/King match is a reminder to whoever makes the AIs to add priority moves for pinning/applying submission holds after big moves or finishers. Dash won for goodness sake.
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Feb 3, 2019 15:40
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And so he should. Dash is a drat good wrestler deserving of the belt. 
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Feb 3, 2019 15:57
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Manic_Misanthrope posted:The Dash/King match is a reminder to whoever makes the AIs to add priority moves for pinning/applying submission holds after big moves or finishers. Dash won for goodness sake. They are set to pin off their finishers and some sigs. The 90% chance to pin after his finisher wasn't enough for King Skeleton to actually go for the pin (and after some other moves, he also didn't do a few moves that pin directly that he normally does). Almost like that one time Critical chance was set to high and yet the match only ended after 45 minutes via submission. RNG just does what it wants.
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Feb 3, 2019 16:15
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Might have something to do with the flexibility stat. The stat that goes "You know all the hard work you just did? gently caress it."
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Feb 3, 2019 16:44
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This looks fantastically silly and fun. Can I still jump "in" for the storylines, or is it already too complicated to follow for a dumb newb? Also, can wrestlers still be submitted?
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Feb 3, 2019 18:23
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Even if IGgy says "no", you should make a wrestler regardless and start cutting backstage promos until IGgy relents because you've managed to insert yourself into a storyline.
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Feb 3, 2019 18:26
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Ritznit posted:This looks fantastically silly and fun. Can I still jump "in" for the storylines, or is it already too complicated to follow for a dumb newb? Also, can wrestlers still be submitted? It's kind of like real wrestling in that it doesn't matter if you know the storylines. If something is important it'll get explained anyway. And yeah, I'll only close wrestler submissions once I decide to end the show and at that point I'll turn off responses for the form. So as long as the form is up go nuts.
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Feb 3, 2019 18:57
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Excellent, thank you. I'm making a good wrestle kid or three as we speak.
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Ritznit posted:This looks fantastically silly and fun. Can I still jump "in" for the storylines, or is it already too complicated to follow for a dumb newb? Also, can wrestlers still be submitted? I mean I wouldn't call the storylines complicated Look at DCB for example: A barista goes to the Moon to learn how to wrestle, loses a bunch, then Dash Rendar steals all the food on the moon causing her to go into caffeine withdrawal until she transmogrified into a coffee elemental and then later once the Moon has been knocked out of orbit by Mega-Suplexes she actually wins a couple times and sort of peripherally gets involved in a storyline involving the forbidden love between an evil witch and the demon from hell who develops a crush on said evil witch, oh and also she and like half the roster had bunny ears at one point, and anyways eventually the Moon gets put back and there can be food again and now that everything is okay on the Moon she descended into Hell to learn the secrets of Occult Coffeemancy from Satan himself, only he won't teach her until she wins some matches but she forgot how to win matches I guess. Simple! .....more seriously, the story is mostly there to amuse people between Cool Moves and even if you've been following IGgy's wrestling games for several iterations now you'll still miss a bunch of stuff but that kind of makes it better. Just roll with the gleeful insanity.
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Dash Rendar's wrestling career began back in 2013 in Smasher Dynamo's Total Extreme Wrestling '13 LP. It's absurd how long I've been using him as a wrestler submission.
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Blind Sally posted:Dash Rendar's wrestling career began back in 2013 in Smasher Dynamo's Total Extreme Wrestling '13 LP. It's absurd how long I've been using him as a wrestler submission. Dash's story in simple terms so far (strictly speaking my feds, I don't know how they agree with the 'canon' of the TEW LPs: Dash wrestles a bit then steals all the food from the moon, where LPFWA takes place because of reasons. Somewhere along the lines he fell in love with Galen Marek. Since both of them have zero experience in romance they had to be taught how to hug by Fruitsniffer, who's entire gimmick is that he likes hugs and raps about it. Anyway, eventually Dash gives the food back??? By blending it and spraying it on everybody like when Kurt Angle sprayed Milk onto Stone Cold and the WCW/ECW alliance during the ill-fated Invasion angle after WCW's death. The scene in which this happens is still available on Blind Sally's Youtube channel despite it hardcore blocking my own video where there was a transparent gif of a fire over it that was constantly moving. When I reuploaded that episode I blurred it heavily and IT WAS STILL BLOCKED. I then blurred it even more and put text over it describing what happens and then it worked. Next up Dash steals IGgy's stash of booze and drinks it all in one sitting. He doesn't show up to a match he was booked for because he's so wasted. A couple weeks later, it's the final episode of Season 2 of LPFWA he shows up drunkenly to the arena for his match from weeks ago in his underpants and he has nipple rings??? He vows to make his mark on LPFWA and interrupts a match he's not involved in and just stands around outside the ring and does nothing... making his mark on LPFWA. Fast foward a few years. Dash is now overweight but returning to LPFWA despite IGgy not booking him because he's still mad at Dash for stealing the booze stash. At this point in the story the Moon is still headed back to earth. Oh uh, right, during the aforementioned "Final Episode of Season 2" the moon got knocked out of orbit towards the sun and we barely survived by counter suplexing... so we're in Season 3 now. But yeah, Dash is returning, IGgy wants none of it, but dash has access to alcohol so a feud over the alcohol ensues. IGgy wins the match and the right to Dash's booze but he doesn't deliver. So a few weeks later when the moon has returned to earth and there's a steady stream of booze again Dash suddenly appears in front of IGgy delivering on his promise, which doesn't matter now anymore. Anyway, IGgy gets so drunk he forgets he hates Dash and forms a tag team with him called "Los Borrachos de Luna". They don't do anything of import. As the next calamity rolls around (due to timeline fuckery existence is in danger of ending retroactively unless we put on a really good wrestling show to make existence want to continue existing) and with it the final Episode of Season 3 comes around Dash is not booked once again. Dash is very sad and in a fit of depression burns his wrestling gear except the gloves. So he shows up in front of IGgy in underpants, with nipple rings and a smiley face shaved into his chest hair to confront IGgy about the lack of booking Dash. At this point IGgy is pestered by multiple people at once which prompts him to set up a stupid rear end ladder match with everyone in it and even Jeff Lyfe, the interviewer guy who's not a wrestler, is somehow dragged into it. It ended up being a pretty drat good match. Good enough that I'll upload it as a highlight eventually, which by the way is a thing I do. tl;dr - Dash always ends up in his underwear. But yeah, it's better not to worry about the story stuff as something serious. It's still pretty important to me to not contradict previously established facts but generally if you watch a show you won't feel like you're missing anything in terms of story. But if you were to sit down and write an arc down like I did just now it will paint a quite silly picture.
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Flamander's career, from TEW13 to LPFWA to OHPW: Starts in TEW as a well-meaning but jobbing midcarder with no gimmick apart from his costume iirc. I think he might've been meant to be a robot??? Stays that way for pretty much all of TEW. In LPFWA's first year, he enters at the bottom and rises to the top - eventually fighting for the fate of the Moon. Has a Sentai gimmick, eventually even getting a special transformation against Palpy. This is where he gets the WORM and meets Fred Hope, his future tag partner. In LPFWA Year 2, he returns with Fred, restyled as a Star Pilot; but still fitting into the sentai mold. Him and Fred run wild over the federation, both of them getting belts; but not really as involved in scenes as much as the first year. OHPW - Flamander turns heel, becoming the Hellranger. The WORM becomes the SNAKE. He abandons Fred as his tag team partner. The status of his transformation is unknown. He rejects the gimmicks that came before him, but at the same time embraces his achievements. In short, jobber to face, face to tag partner, tag partner to heel. I agree with DCB, anyways. Don't get scared away by what's there. Add to it with what you have.
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It's also important to note that IGgy writes the stories himself, and while he will take inspiration from the rest of us, he will generally feel free to ignore any story that we write for "our" wrestlers that doesn't work for the story he's trying to tell. I could sit here and insist that DCB is purposefully losing all her matches as part of a devious plan to unseat the Devil and take over Hell or whatever, but if IGgy thinks that's dumb, he'll ignore me. And rightly so!
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Finally saw Robutt's match. Thank you for making him a suplex machine.
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Late in the afternoon at the OHPW gym, a camera crew is following a white faced demon in a cheap velvet suit who is walking backwards. A red skinned hand comes into shot to briedly toss a plastic microphone at him. "Ok we good? How's my hair? poo poo, ok, this is my first time here and I need to make it look good. What do you mean we're already rolli... Good afternoon wrestling fans Malaphar the Duke here to bring you an interview with a couple of new arrivals to the OHPW franchise!"The camera quickly turns to show the back of a rough looking man in yellow coveralls scraping smooth a large wet cement plug in the wall of a suspiciously clean broom closet. On the wall outside the closet is a blue figure with green hair stuck like a gecko.  "That should keep that maniac out of here. He's worse than a gopher on a golf course."The man turns and picks up a large red metal toolbox with several rather darker red stains on it. He doesn't seem surprised to see the camera crew. "Great another white faced clown demon. Look I already have one of you assholes following me around I don't need another."The head of the green haired figure gecko'd to the wall turns like an owl, revealing hideous pale flesh and madly spinning eyes.  *HONK*Even the demon duke seems creeped out but he quickly recovers. "Actually I'm the demon of theft not... whatever the hell that is. Anyway, Chief, you've recently arrived here in Hell and already thrown yourself into your work with gusto. Tell me, what did you used to do topside? "I was a roadie for a long time back on earth. Toured around with the greats; Ozzy, Motorhead, Nickleback. Those guys. Anyway I was abducted by aliens one night outside of Vegas and that's when I started working for Willie Nelson. Great guy, shares his stash. "Willie Nelson is an alien!?" "Nawww, he just convinced those guys to let him hang out. Anyway we pal'd around the universe a couple of times before I ended up on a space station in the middle of nowhere. They liked my way of fixing crap so they named me Chief Engineer. Good times. Until the Space Wizards attacked." *HONK* "Space Wizards? Really? Doesn't sound like much of a threat." "See that thing on the ceiling above you?The camera jerks up to the ceiling where the horrid clownlike thing is now perched. It's head is still backwards and it grins through blood red lips, showing off putrid, yellowed, crooked teeth. A gagging sound can be heard fauntly behind the camera. "That used to be our captain. Now doomed to exist as... that." *HONK* "That's the only sound it knows how to make." "It is rather disgusting. So what happened to the station?" "Well..." "... I ended up here. Got offered another job so I took it. Real nice too, still get to fix stuff up but now I also don't get in trouble for beating the crap out of people like I used to. Still hoping to find the guy who keeps making holes in the walls."The camera turns back to focus on the demon interviewer. "Well there you have it. A little look at our two newest arrivals. I'm Malaphar the Duke an AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"A blue, white, and green figure flashes downwards on top of Malaphar. The camera remains steady through the horrific sounds of screaming, crunching, honking, and a yellow-clad psychpath laughing before clicking off.
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Hello again everybody. It's time for our first major event. We'll come together in the usual place, at the usual time and crown our first ever Infernal Hellweight Champion as we wrap up our Hellweight Tournament. Who will it be? On top of that all our titles will be defended on the show. The Legion Titles, the Bunny Title :3, the Darkweight Title, the Seven Deadly Pins Title and even the Jabroni Royale The tournament right now: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch DivineCoffeeBinge ('c') vs. The Great Maharaja #2 Seven Deadly Pins Hobo One Kevodki vs. Harley Havic vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Weeb Weaver vs. The Ego vs. Super Samio vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Undeddie Guerrero (c) #3 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 1 Firestar vs. Angus McMutton #4 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 2 Dash Rendar vs. Suzan Blade #5 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 1 Fomore vs. Flamander #6 IHC Tournament Round 2 - Group 2 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Black #7 OHPW Legion Duo Championships The Fun Gang vs. Pineapple Pizza (c) #8 IHC Tournament Semi-Final - Group 1 Winner of Match 3 vs. Winner of Match 5 #9 IHC Tournament Semi-Final - Group 2 Winner of Match 4 vs. Winner of Match 6 #10 Bunny Championship :3 N-T Punk vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) #11 OHPW Underworld Darkweight Title Pantha vs. The Cocademon (c) #12 Infernal Hellweight Championship Winner of Match 8 vs. Winner of Match 9 IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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 "First I challenged the honourable warrior Señor Robutt and now I have the chance to prove myself: this weekend I will claim that belt around el Cocademon's waist and give good beverages to the people of Hell, not the vile liquid that runs through his veins. Demon! Your foul footprint may have defeated Super Samio but this hero will be a much tougher foe, bring your best or you will be mauled"
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Here's the match card again: #1 DCB (c) vs. Great Maharaja for the Jabroni Royale #2 Hobo vs. Harley vs. Manic vs. Weeb vs. Ego vs. Samio vs. Kelsey vs. Undeddie (c) for 7 Deadly Pins #3 Firestar vs. Angus McMutton #4 Dash Rendar vs. Suzan Blade #5 Fomore vs. Flamander #6 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Black #7 The Fun Gang vs. Pineapple Pizza (c) for the Legion Titles #8 Winner of 3 vs. Winner of 5 #9 Winner of 4 vs. Winner of 6 #10 N-T Punk vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #11 Pantha vs. Cocademon (c) for the Darkweight Title #12 Winner of 8 vs. Winner of 9 for the Hellweight Title
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OHPW - Week 4: DARE DESU KA!!? Match Card and Results posted:Hello again everybody. It's time for our first major event. We'll come together in the usual place, at the usual time and crown our first ever Infernal Hellweight Champion as we wrap up our Hellweight Tournament. Who will it be? On top of that all our titles will be defended on the show. The Legion Titles, the Bunny Title :3, the Darkweight Title, the Seven Deadly Pins Title and even the Jabroni Royale Whew, we have our first Hellweight Champion. PublicOpinion drew a nice sketch of them. Have a look!  The entire bracket looks like this now, for those who care 
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I have to say the best part of the tag team match was that Vacation Skeleton gave the chair to Cheese Pietza, Cheese then gave it back later, and then finally VS gave it to Pine Appel and he accepted. Truly a re-gifting saga for the ages.
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Backstage at the OHPW, the camera crew is walking down a hallway. Shouting can be heard in the distance. They round the corner and find Dash Rendar banging his fists on Suzan Blade's dressing room. He has the beginnings of a black eye and is unsteady on his feet--he's still winded from the match. Snot is running down his nose and his eyes are red from crying. I, I didn't have to lose, you know! Dash Rendar never loses! You don't beat Dash Rendar, he, *sniffle* he only lets you win. Dash slumps his shoulders, weeping quietly. Stupid Suzan Blades... Stupid IGgy... oh, wha- when did you guys get here?Spotting the camera crew, Dash straightens up. He wipes his nose on his forearm. You guys ready to cut a sick promo? Get this:Dash pulls a coffee mug from behind his back. I watched the taped show, IGgy. I heard what you said. "Bet against Dash"? "I want Dash to be humiliated"? "Kill Dash"? Dick move, IGgy. You may not be returning my calls, but clearly you're watching these sick promos. Sick, sick promos, IGgy! That's what these are! Well, since you're clearly watching, listen to this: I won't be stopped. The Hellweight Tournament was but a misstep for Dash Rendar. One that he chose to take! That's right! I chose to lose! 67%?? How else could a match with Dash Rendar get such a low rating unless Dash chose to take a dive? Dash only loses when he chooses to lose!Dash raises his arms in the air, but flinches partway through, grasping at his side. Ooof... I think Suzan Blades bruised my ribs...Dash fixes his attention back on the camera. He raises the coffee mug. See this coffee mug, IGgy? You might recognize it. I stole it off your desk. Bet you're wondering how I got it? Well, let's just say that you can patch as many holes in the walls of this place as you want, but I'll always be there to burrow another one. Dash starts gesticulating wildly, favouring his sore ribs. Are you ready, IGgy? Are you ready? You want to see how petty Dash Rendar can get? PHeeeoooooo!!Dash winds up and throws the coffee mug at the wall. It shatters into several pieces. Oh! Oh, what! What now, IGgy? What now-OW! Oof, my ribs! Uh, Dash Rendar out!Dash runs away. The camera pans down to the broken coffee mug. Something is written on the bottom of the mug. The camera zooms in. It reads: PROPERTY OF VACATION SKELETON.
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I expect eventually Dash will get booked to fight Vacation Skeleton, and have no idea who he is. 
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Blind Sally posted:Dash winds up and throws the coffee mug at the wall. It shatters into several pieces.  See what I mean? Dash Rendar is the worst.Poor innocent coffee mug, it didn't do nothing wrong...
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This week we'll have our first show after the IHW Championship Tournament It will, of course, take place in the usual place at the usual time The Match Card is down below, featuring some people we know, some new faces and the beginning of the Vacant Open Challenge. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch DivineCoffeeBinge ("c") vs. N-T Punk #2 Battle Royal Anna May vs. Boob Marley vs. Palpatine vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Harley Havik #3 Singles Match Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray #4 Tag Team Landmine Deathmatch Lawful Good vs. Wizards Not Allowed #5 Bunny Championship :3 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) #6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE Some yet to be determined fool vs. Vacant #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Black vs. Pantha (c)
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Blind Sally posted:Backstage at the OHPW, the camera crew is walking down a hallway. Shouting can be heard in the distance. They round the corner and find Dash Rendar banging his fists on Suzan Blade's dressing room. He has the beginnings of a black eye and is unsteady on his feet--he's still winded from the match. Snot is running down his nose and his eyes are red from crying. A lone cameraman is standing in front of a locker that appears to be making quite a lot of noise. Zoom in to inside the locker. : No, not my mug! That was the only one I brought with me here...Vacation Skeleton's teeth start to grind. : I've got a bone to pick with you, mysterious wrestler... I wanted to relax here, but no one - NO ONE - breaks my mug.Camera zooms out - as most may have guessed, Vacation Skeleton is stuck in a locker. : But first I gotta get myself out of this locker... can't believe those janitors thought I was ring equipment.BONE NOISES are heard as Vacation Skeleton pulls off his arm, takes it out the locker and attempts to unlock it with his skeleton reflexes. : Luckily... I have a skeleton key! Anyways as I was saying...MORE BONE NOISES are heard as Vacation Skeleton pops back on his arm, before coming out and pointing at the camera. : Whoever you are - you have made a new enemy today!Vacation Skeleton walks away in a fit of uncharacteristic anger.
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