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IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Forgot to post this just now, oops!

Of course you can try to predict the tournament. Go here: https://challonge.com/zttue0wy/predictions

# ? Feb 17, 2023 21:40

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# ? May 9, 2024 06:42

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Hellfire 2023 - Night 1 begins soon. Come on in. 15 Minutes to go.
https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

# ? Feb 18, 2023 21:44

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

big fan of Kayu being the only one Surfborg has done his finisher to.

# ? Feb 19, 2023 09:43

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 185: HELLFIRE 2023 - Night 1 - (Twitch VOD)

"Match Card and Results posted:

HELLFIRE 2023 - Night 1
I could have posted this earlier. But I was too lazy to write up the card. There will be a show though.

In any case, hey hey, surprise tournament!

Here's the card for this show specifically.

Scene: IGgy comes out, announces the Tournament and that Michelada will fight (not in the tournament)

#1 Singles Match
Michelada vs. Suplex Goddess of Destruction, Motherfuckers!
Michelada defeats SGoDMFers in 13:29 via Pinfall with a Phoenix Splash

#2 -5 Hellfire 2023 - Block B, Round 1
Josef Dub vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
DCB defeats Josef in 17:05 via Pinfall with A Transitional Move

Kayu Zakisaka vs. Surfborg
Surfborg defeats Kayu in 11:06 via Pinfall after Hang 10,000 (yeah, his finisher. hosed up if true)

Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Anna May
Anna May defeats MGMon in 14:04 via Submission with the freaking Mandible Claw

Harmony Gray vs. Not Your God
Harmony defeats NYG in 15:28 via Pinfall with a deadlift powerbomb.

#6 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys vs. BCU
BCU defeat the FOB in 13:52 via Submission when 02 locks the Bow and Arrow in on a hurt Matt.

#7-10 Hellfire 2023 - Block B, Round 1
Bone Idol vs. Duckbaby
Bone Idol defeats Duckbaby in 13:45 via Pinfall after a corner-assisted Bone Zone

Maya Northwind vs. Bobson Dugnutt
Maya defeats Bobson in 20:59 via Submission with a Cross-Armbreaker

Suzan Blades vs. Sgt. Sprinkles
Sprinkles defeats Suzan Blades in 14:40 via Submission with a Canadian Backbraker.
This is such an upset that the game crashes.

Scene: IGgy Interviews Rick and Vaycay before the match

Rick Wreckage vs. Vacation Skeleton
Vaycay defeats Rick in 39:19 via Pinfall after Spring Break!

And here is the current standings in bracket form.
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And here's the predictions:
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Of course, nothing is set in stone yet. Even if you think your bracket may be busted. This was just the first half of round 1.

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Feb 19, 2023

# ? Feb 19, 2023 12:09

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

HELLFIRE 2023 - Night 2
Y'know what? I keep forgetting to post these mainly because I don't go through my usual routine of posting the match card on discord and then here (because I just don't have a card there for these.) Apologies. Show will most assuredly happen. Unless I decide to spontaneously develop plans or experience some kind of injury or sickness.

And here's the card for Night 2:

#1 A match

#2 -5 Hellfire 2023 - Block A, Round 1
Thunder vs. Takane Yoshioka
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Harley Havik
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Palpatine
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Dicky P

#6 Another match

#7-10 Hellfire 2023 - Block A, Round 1
Steve Dirt vs. Sapp Ledesma
Angus McMutton vs. Flash Hammer
Hayley Simmons vs. Blaze Ricer
Grace Thoruson vs. Family Man

# ? Feb 24, 2023 23:17

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

The show starts in 15 minutes, come on in!
https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

# ? Feb 25, 2023 21:44

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 186: Hellfire 2023 - Night 2 - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results posted:

HELLFIRE 2023 - Night 2
Y'know what? I keep forgetting to post these mainly because I don't go through my usual routine of posting the match card on discord and then here (because I just don't have a card there for these.) Apologies. Show will most assuredly happen. Unless I decide to spontaneously develop plans or experience some kind of injury or sickness.

And here's the card for Night 2:

#1 Singles Match
IGgy vs. FOE
FOE defeats IGgy in 10:43 via Pinfall after Game Over (Burning Hammer, not an overextended camel clutch)

#2 -5 Hellfire 2023 - Block A, Round 1
Thunder vs. Takane Yoshioka
Takane defeats Thunder in 15:19 via Pinfall with Diamond Tatsumaki

Kelsey Slaughter vs. Harley Havik
Harley defeats Kelsey in 12:05 via Pinfall after the Killshot.

Undeddie Guerrero vs. Palpatine
Undeddie defeats Palpy in 15:17 via Pinfall with the Frog Splash

Majestic Goat-Man vs. Dicky P
MGM defeats Dicky P in 14:35 via Pinfall after the MGM Telegraphed Outta Nowhere

#6 Three-Way
BRICK HOUSE vs. Arcade Legend rear end vs. Abby Lawrence
BRICK HOUSE eliminates Abby in 20:09 via Pinfall after Eiffel D'parachute
Arcade Legend rear end eliminates BRICK HOUSE in 21:27 via Pinfall after a Dragon Suplex

#7-10 Hellfire 2023 - Block A, Round 1
Steve Dirt vs. Sapp Ledesma
Sapp defeats Steve in 18:16 via Pinfall after a Buzzsaw kick.

Angus McMutton vs. Flash Hammer
Angus defeats Flash in 21:38 via Pinfall with a German Suplex

Hayley Simmons vs. Blaze Ricer
Hayley defeats Blaze in 30:11 via Submission with a double Cross Armbreaker

Grace Thoruson vs. Family Man
Grace defeats Family Man in 15:23 via Pinfall with fourth or so Blue Thunder Bomb

And here we have the current tournament standings.
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As well as the predictions.
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My bracket is only the second most busted one going by the score potential.

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Feb 26, 2023

# ? Feb 26, 2023 14:02

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

We're doing round 2 of the Hellfire Tournament today and next week, the rest.

https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

# ? Mar 11, 2023 21:44

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 187: HELLFIRE 2023 - Night 3 - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results posted:

HELLFIRE 2023 - Night 3
Y'know what? I keep forgetting to post these mainly because I don't go through my usual routine of posting the match card on discord and then here (because I just don't have a card there for these.) Apologies. Show will most assuredly happen. Unless I decide to spontaneously develop plans or experience some kind of injury or sickness.

And here's the card for Night 2:

#1 Singles Match
Abby Lawrence vs. Majin Bob Sapp
Bob Sapp defeats Abby in 14:34 via Submission with an Ankle Hold.

#2-5 Hellfire 2023 - Block B, Round 2
Vacation Skeleton vs. Sgt Sprinkles
Sgt Sprinkles defeats Vacation Skeleton in 19:11 via Pinfall with the Orange Crushsicle

Harmony Gray vs. Surfborg
Surfborg defeats Harmony in 12:31 via Pinfall with an Airplane F5

Anna May vs. DCB
Anna may defeats DCB in 11:46 via Pinfall with the Crunchyroll

Bone Idol vs. Maya Northwind
Bone Idol defeats Maya in 28:22 via Submission with the Bone Tuggin' Harmony and then the game crashes.

#6 Tag Team Match
Power Station vs. BCU
BCU defeat Power Station in 14:05 via Submission when 02 locks a Sharpshooter in on Brick House's massive loving legs holy poo poo.

#7-10 Hellfire 2023 - Block A, Round 2
Harley Havik vs. Hayley Simmons
Hayley defeats Harley in 11:02 via Pinfall with the Fall of Dalamud

Grace Thoruson vs. Takane Yoshioka
Grace defeats Takane in 16:22 via Submission with That One Move Grace Keeps Winning With

Majestic Goat-Man vs. Undeddie Guerrero
MGM defeats Undeddie in 5:32 via Pinfall after a Superkick

Angus McMutton vs. Sapp Ledesma
Angus defeats Sapp in 14:32 via Pinfall after a Tru Bru

Below is the current state of the bracket as well as the predictions.
This text is here so you can reveal the spoiler from the top

And here we got the predictions:

The prize for most hosed bracket goes to #DickySweep! Their current score and score potential are the same, meaning no matter what happens they cannot earn any more points. rip.

# ? Mar 12, 2023 15:41

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Due to match cards not announced ahead of time I have not announced this here yet but today will in fact be the finals.

Keep in mind that if you're in a place that already switched DST that where I live has not so the show will be an hour later for you.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 12:30

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

IGgy IGsen posted:

Due to match cards not announced ahead of time I have not announced this here yet but today will in fact be the finals.

Keep in mind that if you're in a place that already switched DST that where I live has not so the show will be an hour later for you.

we begin in 15 minutes https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

# ? Mar 18, 2023 21:44

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 188: HELLFIRE 2023 Finals - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results posted:

#1 Three-Way Pit Fight
Dash Rendar vs. Toru Yano vs. Palpy
Toru Yano eliminates Dash in 4:49 via KO by shooting him with a gun.
Toru Yano eliminates Palpatine in 10:58 by stabbing him in the dick with a knife.
Where'd he get the freaking knife from? We all knew he had a gun, but a knife? That's a step too far. Legal in a pit fight, though.

#2 HELLFIRE 2023 B-Block Round 3
Anna May vs. Sgt. Sprinkles
Anna May defeats Sprinkles in 14:41 via Pinfall with the Crunchyroll

#3 HELLFIRE 2023 A-Block Round 3
Hayley Simmons vs. Grace Thoruson
Hayley defeats Grace in 9:20 via Pinfall with the Fall of Dalamuhd.
wtf?

#4 HELLFIRE 2023 B-Block Round 3
Surfborg vs. Bone Idol
Bone Idol defeats Surfborg in 19:17 via Pinfall with a Jorge Clutch Pin

#5 HELLFIRE 2023 A-Block Round 3
Angus McMutton vs. Majestic Goat-Man
Angus defeats MGM in 17:22 via Pinfall after a Tru Bru

#6 Squeek (Five-Way)
Josef Dub vs. Video Game Dunkey as the Joker vs. Mina Park vs. George Cluwney vs. Duckbaby
Jospeh eliminates George Cluwney in 12:46 via Submission with a facial claw
Joseph eliminates Duckbaby in 30:33 via KO by hitting him in the head with a hammer
Joseph eliminates Video Game Dunkey in 30:44 via KO by hitting him in the head with a hammer
Joseph eliminates Mina in 30:46 via KO by hitting her in the head with a hammer

#7 HELLFIRE 2023 B-Block Semifinals
Anna May vs. Bone Idol
Bone Idol defeats Anna May via Pinfall after a corner assisted Bone Zone

#8 HELLFIRE 2023 A-Block Semifinals
Angus McMutton vs. Hayley Simmons
Angus defeats Hayley in 19:10 via submission with a grounded body clutch sleeper hold.

#9 Tag Team Match
Third Street Sinners (Kelsey, Maya, Bobson, NYG) vs. The Fun Gang (Fomore, NAR, Vaycay, DCB)
The Fun Gang defeat the 3SS in 22:29 via Submission when Fomore locks the Triangle Lancer on NYG

#10 HELLFIRE 2023 Finals
Angus McMutton vs. Bone Idol
Bone Idol defeats Angus in 28:58 via Pinfall after a corner assisted Bone Zone
She was really gunning for it by the end, whipping Angus into the corner multiple times, with him escapeing several times.

Final bracket.
Text to click.

And the predictions

# ? Mar 19, 2023 16:22

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Hey so, here's a match card.

Week 189: The Time Has Come
Not sure if I mentioned this in any of the forum posts before but OHPW will now only stream every other week until I wrap up this other thing that could take me a while to complete. Maybe years plural. Hopefully not that long.

#1 Singles Match
Well, before the tournament, Josef did the thing. Now he has to reap what he sowed.
Josef Dub vs. BRICK HOUSE

#2 Singles Match
One of these flies a lot the other is extremely grounded. Can you tell which is which?
Arcade Legend rear end vs. Not Your God

#3 Four-way*
Gremlins! And a cat, but let's face it, cats are gremlins too.
Florida Man vs. Spitbal vs. KAG vs. Michelada

#4 Singles Match
Somehow these two teams keep fighting in various constellations.
Austin Ramon vs. Lightning

#5 Singles Match
I guess this is an unofficial match for third place now????
Anna May vs. Hayley Simmons

#6 Tag Team Match
Caveman Connection vs. Some Guys

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Surborg defeated Harmony in the tournament but he needs to do it again if he wants the title.
Surfborg vs. Harmony Gray (c)

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Apr 1, 2023

# ? Mar 30, 2023 14:24

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

We're doing this in 15

Come!

https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

# ? Apr 1, 2023 20:44

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 189: The Time Has Come - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results posted:

Hey so, here's a match card.

Week 189: The Time Has Come
Not sure if I mentioned this in any of the forum posts before but OHPW will now only stream every other week until I wrap up this other thing that could take me a while to complete. Maybe years plural. Hopefully not that long.

#1 Singles Match
Well, before the tournament, Josef did the thing. Now he has to reap what he sowed.
Josef Dub vs. BRICK HOUSE
BRICK HOUSE defeats Josef in 18:02 via Pinfall with Eiffel D'Parachute

#2 Singles Match
One of these flies a lot the other is extremely grounded. Can you tell which is which?
Arcade Legend rear end vs. Not Your God
NYG defeats rear end in 14:15 via Submission with illegal stomps to the face. Wait... what?

#3 Four-way Street Fight
Gremlins! And a cat, but let's face it, cats are gremlins too.
Florida Man vs. Spitbal vs. KAG vs. Michelada
KAG eliminates Florida Man in 6:53 via KO with some punches
Michelada eliminates KAG in 11:49 via Critical! with a standing cross armbreaker
Spitbal eliminates Michelada in 15:11 via KO with a Fireman Carry Vertical Suplex on top of Florida Man's glowy shoes.

#4 Singles Match
Somehow these two teams keep fighting in various constellations.
Austin Ramon vs. Lightning
Austin defeats Lightning in 18:09 via Submission with a Chickenwing Facelock

#5 Singles Match
I guess this is an unofficial match for third place now????
Anna May vs. Hayley Simmons
Anna May defeats Hayley Simmons in 16:19 via Pinfall after her silly dance...

#6 Tag Team Match
Caveman Connection vs. Some Guys
Some guys defeat CC in 28:52 via Submission when Family Man locks Ungaah in a Sleeper.

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Surborg defeated Harmony in the tournament but he needs to do it again if he wants the title.
Surfborg vs. Harmony Gray (c)
Harmony defeats Surfborg in 21:23 via Pinfall with a Deadlift Powerbomb

# ? Apr 2, 2023 14:02

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Okay, match cards are meant to come out Wednesdays, but hear me out here, my week started on Tuesday so it's mentally Wednesday today, okay?

Week 190: Ten more
Well, here's a card.

#1 Singles Match
01 vs. Takane Yoshioka

#2 Singles Match
Pig Destroyer vs. Michelada

#3 Three-Way
Super Samio vs. Dicky P vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#4 Singles Match
Rick Wreckage vs. George Cluwney

#5 Three-Way
Mr. Shakedown vs. Midas vs Isabel Ibarra

#6 Singles Match
Suzan Blades vs. Boob Marley

#7 Legion Tag Team Championship
Some Dudes vs. School of Slam (c)

# ? Apr 13, 2023 21:39

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

show begins in 15 minutes let's go
https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

# ? Apr 15, 2023 20:44

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 190: Ten more - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results posted:

Okay, match cards are meant to come out Wednesdays, but hear me out here, my week started on Tuesday so it's mentally Wednesday today, okay?

Week 190: Ten more
Well, here's a card.

#1 Singles Match
01 vs. Takane Yoshioka
Takane defeats 01 in 24:49 via Submission with an Ankle Lock

#2 Singles Match
Pig Destroyer vs. Michelada
Michelada defeats Pig Destroyer in 19:37 via Pinfall with a Firebird Splash

#3 Three-Way
Super Samio vs. Dicky P vs. Kayu Zakisaka
Samio eliminates Dicky P in 7:07 via Pinfall with a La Magistral after Dicky P broke his neck and Kayu hyped the crowd up over it. But that actually happened several minutes earlier and was not the direct finish. It was just the La Magistral.
Samio eliminates Kayu in 16:39 via Pinfall with I Am A Hero!

#4 Singles Match
Rick Wreckage vs. George Cluwney
Rick defeats George Cluwney in 12:09 via Pinfall after a Superkick onto the barbed wire.

#5 Three-Way
Mr. Shakedown vs. Midas vs Isabel Ibarra
Mr. Shakedown eliminates Isabel in 26:09 via Submission with the Wallet Squeeze
Mr. Shakedown eliminates Midas in 34:24 via Pinfall after a running powerbomb.

#6 Singles Match
Suzan Blades vs. Boob Marley
Suzan defeats Boob in 8:30 via Submission/Stoppage with repeated Elbow Butts to the head.

#7 Legion Tag Team Championship
Some Dudes vs. School of Slam (c)
SoS defeat Some Dudes in 19:24 via Pinfall when Sadim hits 1001 Arabian Nights on Family Man for the Crit.

# ? Apr 16, 2023 12:38

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 191: Display
Posting the card slightly late, oops.
I call the episode display because I'm using a new monitor that affords me somewhat more screen real estate making the streams easier for me to run, maybe??? drat, I don't even know.

#1 Singles Match
Agnes Paragon vs. Suman.

#2 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys (Matt+Doc) vs. Real Beer float

#3 Singles Match
Super Samio vs. Mr. Shakedown

#4 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Palpatine

#5 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
BCU vs. The Union

#6 Darkweight No. 1 Copntender Match
Rick Wreckage vs. Michelada

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Seven Deadly Pinners vs. Each Other vs. Hayley Simmons (c)

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Apr 27, 2023

# ? Apr 27, 2023 20:10

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Startin in 15
https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

# ? Apr 29, 2023 20:44

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 191: Display - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results posted:

Week 191: Display
Posting the card slightly late, oops.
I call the episode display because I'm using a new monitor that affords me somewhat more screen real estate making the streams easier for me to run, maybe??? drat, I don't even know.

#1 Singles Match
Agnes Paragon vs. Suman.
Agnes defeats Suman in 14:00 via Pinfall after the most tepid offense imaginable

#2 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys (Matt+Doc) vs. Real Beer float
RBF defeat FOB in 23:09 via Submission when Austin lcoks in a Latch Lock against Doctor Mutant

#3 Singles Match
Super Samio vs. Mr. Shakedown
Shakedown defeats Samio in 15:16 via Submission with the Wallet Squeeze

#4 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Palpatine
Grace defeats Palpy in 18:41 via Submission with a heel hold.

#5 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
BCU vs. The Union
BCU defeat the Union in 15:10 via Submission when 02 locks an Ankle lock in on Josef, who just hasn't tagged out once.

#6 Darkweight No. 1 Copntender Match
Rick Wreckage vs. Michelada
Michelada defeats Rick in 13:35 via submission with a Brain Claw

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Chief Engineer vs. Sexton Blud vs. Thunder vs. Flash Hammer vs. Ivanna Vovk vs. Tara Milleoneon vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Hayley Simmons (c)
Tara eliminates Thunder in 11:37 via Pinfall with Eat poo poo And Die
Flash eliminates Chief in 14:35 via Pinfall with a Splash
Undeddie eliminates Hayley in 17:26 via Submission with a Fujiwara Armbar
Tara eliminates Flash in 18:18 via Submission with Arm Trap Arm Wrech whatever I dunno
Tara eliminates Undeddie in 21:11 via Submission with a Modified Half Crab
Sexton eliminates Ivanna in 30:25 via Submission with a Buster Crab
Tara eliminates Sexton in 30:56 via CRITICAL! with Go To Hell

# ? Apr 30, 2023 12:45

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

I couldn't post this before somehow but here's the card for uh... today...!!!

Week 192: AT DOOM'S GATE Kiwami

#1 Barbed Wire Explosion-Chan Match
Ivanna Vovk vs. Dicky P

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Seven Pinners vs. each other vs. Tara Milleneon (c)

#3 Singles Match
DCB vs. Majestic Goat-Man

#4 Singles Match
Isabel Ibarra vs. Hayley Simmons

#5 Tag Team Match
3rd Street Sinners (Maya + NYG) vs. Power Station

#6 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Fomore

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Michelada vs. Harmony Gray

#8 Legion Tag Championships
BC Unit vs. School of Slam

#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Bone Idol vs. Angus McMutton

# ? May 13, 2023 13:35

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

AT DOOM'S GATE Kiwami starts in about 15 minutes
https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

# ? May 13, 2023 20:43

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 192: AT DOOM'S GATE Kiwami - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results posted:

I couldn't post this before somehow but here's the card for uh... today...!!!

Week 192: AT DOOM'S GATE Kiwami

#1 Barbed Wire Explosion-Chan Match
Ivanna Vovk vs. Dicky P
Ivanna defeats Dicky P in 7:47 via Submission with a Katahajime

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Seven Pinners vs. each other vs. Tara Milleneon (c)
Johnny Fuckyou vs. SGoDMFers vs. Blaze Rider vs. FOE vs. Majin Bob Sapp vs. Nawt a Robutt vs. Duckbaby vs. Tara Milleneon (c)
Bob Sapp eliminates FOE in 11:13 via CRITICAL! with ###
Bob Sapp eliminates Tara in 17:12 via Submission with an Achilles Hold
Bob Sapp eliminates Johnny in 22:08 via Submission with a Scissor Sleeperhold
Bob Sapp eliminates Duckbaby in 23:10 via Submission with an Achilles Hold
SGodMFers eliminates Bob Sapp in 27:02 via Pinfall with A Suplex
Blaze eliminates Robutt in 28:48 via Pinfall with an Avalanche Rollup Pinfall
SGodMFers eliminates Blaze in 30:36 via Pinfall with A Suplex

Also for some reason a kick to the thigh from Blaze critted Robutt, but Robutt got better.

#3 Singles Match
DCB vs. Majestic Goat-Man
DCB defeats MGM in 14:14 via Pinfall with a springboard rana after a spanish fly

#4 Singles Match
Isabel Ibarra vs. Hayley Simmons
Hayley defeats Isabel in 11:53 via Pinfall with the Fall of Dalamuhd

#5 Tag Team Match
3rd Street Sinners (Maya + NYG) vs. Power Station
Power Station defeat the Sinners in 23:08 via Pinfall when EMP hits a Cross Body on NYG

#6 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Fomore
Grace defeats Fomore in 13:48 via Submission with That Move Grace Keeps Winning With

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Michelada vs. Harmony Gray
Michelada defeats Harmony in 21:35 via Pinfall with a Firebird Splash

#8 Legion Tag Championships
BC Unit vs. School of Slam
BCU defeat SoS in 20:28 via Pinfall when 01 hits a Frog Splash on Sadim.
Sadim kicked out at 1 previously, and 01 took offense to that, took the match out of the ring and when they were both back in it was a three-count.

#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Bone Idol vs. Angus McMutton
Bone Idol defeats Angus in 43:12 via Pinfall after the Bone Zone

# ? May 14, 2023 13:39

Felinoid: Mar 8, 2009; Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10

He got kicked in the ro-butt. :laugh:

# ? May 14, 2023 14:04

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 193: New Age of Champions

Wow, last show sure was a thing. Every title changed hands. Even the non-sanctioned one. Don't think we've had such an event before. Time for a new generation!

#1 Barbed Wire Explosion-Chan Match
Beause no one exploded last time. Sorry Vaycay.
Vacation Skeleton vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#2 Singles Match
Family Man vs. Muscle Wizard

#3 Singles Match
Harley Havik vs. Abby Lawrence

#4 Three-Way
Surfborg vs. Kill Anime Girls vs. Bobson Dugnutt

#5 Singles Match
Dash Rendar vs. Sapp Ledesma

#6 Singles Match
Rick Wreckage vs. Arcade Legend rear end

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Our two freshest teams competing for the tag titles. Beautiful.
Power Station vs. BCU

# ? Jun 2, 2023 21:14

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

We're already live. Show starts in 15.
Come hop on in!
https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

# ? Jun 3, 2023 20:44

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 193: New Age of Champions - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results posted:

Week 193: New Age of Champions

Wow, last show sure was a thing. Every title changed hands. Even the non-sanctioned one. Don't think we've had such an event before. Time for a new generation!

#1 Barbed Wire Explosion-Chan Match
Beause no one exploded last time. Sorry Vaycay.
Vacation Skeleton vs. Kelsey Slaughter
They are both defeated by the explosion at 15:00 minutes.

#2 Singles Match
Family Man vs. Muscle Wizard
Muscle Wizard defeats Family Man in 5:59 via Pinfall after some weird Knee Facebuster

#3 Singles Match
Harley Havik vs. Abby Lawrence
Abby defeats Harley in 8:35 via Pinfall after a Yoshi-Tonic
In a tragic and yet hilarious twist she did so after taking the six-shooter and immediately doing a kip-up

#4 Three-Way
Surfborg vs. Kill Anime Girls vs. Bobson Dugnutt
Bobson eliminates KAG in 19:57 via Submission with a Cross Armbreaker
Bobson eliminates Sufborg in 20:42 via Pinfall after a punching combination

#5 Singles Match
Dash Rendar vs. Sapp Ledesma
Dash defeats Sapp in 16:35 via Pinfall with the Outrider

#6 Singles Match
Rick Wreckage vs. Arcade Legend rear end
Rick defeats rear end in 15:55 via Pinfall after a Canadian Destroyer

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Our two freshest teams competing for the tag titles. Beautiful.
Power Station vs. BCU
Power Station defeat BCU in 26:02 when EMP hits the Blizzard Suplex on 01 and pins her.

# ? Jun 4, 2023 12:47

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 194: Big Beef Battle

I called this episode Big Beef BAttle because there are several large people on it.

#1 Trios match
Fundoshi-Gun vs. rear end, Takane and Tara.

#2 Singles match
Ivanna Vovk vs. Family Man

#3 Singles Match
Anna May vs. Florida Man

#4 Four-way
Mr. Shakedown vs. Thunder vs. Sadim vs. Steve Dirt

#5 Singles match
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Midas Minoson

#6 Singles match
Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Maya Northwind

#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
DCB vs. Michelada (c)

# ? Jun 16, 2023 02:03

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

We begin in 15 minutes. Come in!
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# ? Jun 17, 2023 20:44

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 194: Big Beef Battle - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results posted:

Week 194: Big Beef Battle

I called this episode Big Beef BAttle because there are several large people on it.

#1 Trios match
Fundoshi-Gun vs. rear end, Takane and Tara.
They forgot they were having a match. This is ruled a No Contest. Our first No Contest in over 100 episodes.

#2 Singles match
Ivanna Vovk vs. Family Man
Family man defeats Ivanna in 12:46 via Pinfall by Trying his Best as Shin Family Man

#3 Singles Match
Anna May vs. Florida Man
Anna May defeats Florida Man in 19:54 via Pinfall after a swinging Neckbreaker on a piece of wood.

#4 Four-way
Mr. Shakedown vs. Thunder vs. Sadim vs. Steve Dirt
Steve eliminates Sadim in 18:05 via Pinfall after Hard Way
Thunder eliminates Shakedown in 22:22 via Submission with an STF
Steve Dirt eliminates Thunder in 25:40 via Pinfall after the Blood'n'Gutbuster

#5 Singles match
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Midas Minoson
Goat-Monster defeats Midas in 9:17 via Pinfall after the MGM Outta Nowhere

#6 Singles match
Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Maya Northwind
Maya defeats the Duckbaby in 11:06 via Pinfall with a Yoshi Tonic

#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
DCB vs. Michelada (c)
Michelada defeats DCB in 18:09 via Submission with an Overhand Wristlock

# ? Jun 18, 2023 11:27

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 195: Let's try this... one more time

Well, the reason this episode has it's name is mainly because we're trying the match that softlocked last time again. Maybe I'll change it up, who knows? But maybe not, I legit don't know.

#1 Trios match
Yeah, let's try this... one more time.
Fundoshi-Gun vs. rear end, Takane and Tara.

#2 Singles match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#3 Tag Team Match
BCU vs. Wizards Not Allowed

#4 Singles Match
Maya Northwind vs. Boob Marley

#5 Legion Tag No.1 Contender Match
The Fun Gang (DCB + Fomore) vs. Real Beer Float

#6 Hellweight Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Dash Rendar

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Seven Pinners vs. each other vs. Suplex Goddess of Destruction, Motherfuckers

# ? Jun 28, 2023 20:56

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 195: Let's try that... one more time - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Booking posted:

Week 195: Let's try this... one more time

Well, the reason this episode has it's name is mainly because we're trying the match that softlocked last time again. Maybe I'll change it up, who knows? But maybe not, I legit don't know.

#1 Trios match
Yeah, let's try this... one more time.
Fundoshi-Gun vs. rear end, Takane and Tara.
Team rear end defeats Fundoshi-Gun in 35:19 via Pinfall when Tara hits a standing Moonsault on Ricc 2 Thicc

#2 Singles match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Kelsey Slaughter
Kelsey defeats Kayu in 7:17 via Pinfall after a Horizontal Falcon Arrow

#3 Tag Team Match
BCU vs. Wizards Not Allowed
BCU defeat WNA in 20:45 via Submission when 02 locks the Bow and Arrow in on Chief

#4 Singles Match
Maya Northwind vs. Boob Marley
Maya defeats Boob in 12:25 via Pinfall after an Enzuigiri

#5 Legion Tag No.1 Contender Match
The Fun Gang (DCB + Fomore) vs. Real Beer Float
RBF defeat Fun Gang in 19:04 via Pinfall when Sgt Sprinkles hits an Avalanche Powerbomb on Fomore

#6 Hellweight Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Dash Rendar
Grace defeats Dash in 19:12 via Pinfall with a Blue Thunder Bomb

Scene: IGgy interviews Takane and Ivanna on their excursions. Suzan is there to represent Ludovic. Takane and Ivanna start arguing and Suzan explains that she sent Ludovic on an excursion within his excursion and thus has no idea where he is. Meanwhile Ivanna comes back and demands a match against Takane, which IGgy grants as an opener to skeleton wars at the beach.

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Seven Pinners vs. each other vs. Suplex Goddess of Destruction, Motherfuckers
Thunder vs. Arggah vs. Ungaah vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Flash Hammer vs. Robutt vs. Suplex Goddess of Destruction, Motherfuckers (c)
SGoDMFers eliminates Pig Destroyer in 9:41 via Pinfall with a German Suplex
SGoDMFers eliminates Thunder in 11:46 via Pinfall with a German Suplex
Flash eliminates Ungaah in 20:15 via CRITICL! with the Stardust Flash
Flash eliminates Doc Mutant in 22:45 via Submission with Stealth Viper
Robutt eliminates SGoDMFers in 22:49 via Submission with a Knees to the head
Robutt eliminates Arggah in 23:00 via Submission with mounted back punches
Robutt eliminates Flash in 25:59 via Pinfall with a rebound German Suplex

# ? Jul 2, 2023 14:13

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 196: skeleton wars 5 - AT DA BEACH

it's that time of the year again where there's skeletons and it coincides with the time where there's beaches.

#1 Singles Match
Takane Yoshioka vs. Ivanna Vovk

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Seven Pinners vs. Each Other vs. Nawt A Robutt (c)

#3 Singles Match
Surfborg vs. Suzan Blades

#4 Singles Match
Uh oh, it's Family man vs. the highest ranking person in OHPW that isn't otherwise booked on this episode!
Family Man vs. Harmony Gray

#5 Anime Beach Episode 2 - Gorefest comes early
Mina Park vs. Anna May vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS vs. Animangus McMutton

#6 Legion Tag Championship
Real Beer Float vs. Power Station (c)

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Michelada (c)

#8 Roll Dem Bones
poo poo I dunno what we'll do this time.

#9 Hellweight Championship
Grace Thoruson vs. Bone Idol (c)

# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:01

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

It's about to start. Just 15 more minutes
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# ? Jul 22, 2023 20:44

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Week 196: skeleton wars 5 - AT DA BEACH - (Twitch VOD) - (No Commentary)
Offering a version without commentary because the audio leveling ranged between kinda sketchy and downright unacceptable. (and no one told me, lol)
The version without commentary might still be uploading / processing if you're here fast enough.

Match Card and Results posted:

Week 196: skeleton wars 5 - AT DA BEACH

it's that time of the year again where there's skeletons and it coincides with the time where there's beaches.

#1 Singles Match
Takane Yoshioka vs. Ivanna Vovk
Takane defeats Ivanna in 20:36 via Pinfall after a Backflip Dropkick

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Seven Pinners vs. Each Other vs. Nawt A Robutt (c)
Riki Fundoshi vs. Suman vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Super Samio vs. Sexton Blud vs. Flash Hammer vs. Bobson Dugnutt vs. Nawt A Robutt
Ricc eliminates Suman in 16:38 via Pinfall after a vertical Neckbreaker
Ricc eliminates Samio in 22:08 via CRITICAL! with the Thicctory Roll
Riki eliminates Nawt a Robutt in 22:19 via Submission with a Bear Hug
Riki eliminates Bobson in 24:54 via Submission with a Bear Hug
Ricc eliminates Flash in 25:28 via Submission with a Choke
Ricc eliminates Riki in 32:41 via Submission with a Choke
Sexton eliminates Ricc 2 Thicc in 35:15 via Submission with a Boston Crab

#3 Singles Match
Surfborg vs. Suzan Blades
Surfborg defeats Suzan blades via Pinfall in 11:43 after kicking out of her finish and taking liberties (with an Airplane Spin F5)

#4 Singles Match
Uh oh, it's Family man vs. the highest ranking person in OHPW that isn't otherwise booked on this episode!
Family Man vs. Harmony Gray
Harmony defeats Family Man in 11:44 via Pinfall with a German Suplex

#5 Anime Beach Episode 2 - Gorefest comes early
Mina Park vs. Anna May vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS vs. Animangus McMutton
Angus eliminates Anna May via Pinfall in 11:32 with a German Suplex
Angus eliminate KAG via Pinfall in 16:21 with the Tru Bru
Angus eliminates Mina via Pinfall in 25:11 with a German Suplex

#6 Legion Tag Championship
Real Beer Float vs. Power Station (c)
RBF defeat Power station in 23:52 via Pinfall when Sprinkles hits the Orange Crushsicleon EMP

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Michelada (c)
Michelada defeats Maya in 15:44 via Pinfall with the Pounce

#8 Roll Dem Bones
poo poo I dunno what we'll do this time.
It's a gauntlet match. For some reason many people didn't know what that was. Essentially you got two teams, often of differing sizes but they were the same here. And instead of tags each member enters one by one after the previous one is defeated. The teams were as vollows
IGgy, DickyP, Johnny Fuckyou, Josef Dub, Majin Bob Sapp, Duckbaby, George Cluwne and Toru Yano
vs.
Vacation Skeleton, DCB, Susan (Bartender), Kayu Zakisaka, Sans, Family Man, Fomore and Mr. Shakedown.

Vacation Skeleton eliminates IGgy via Pinfall by going on Vacation
Vacation Skeleton eliminates Dicky P via Submission with a crossface
Johnny Fuckyou eliminates Vacation Skeleton by count-out
DCB eliminates Johnny Fuckyou via Pinfall with the Espresso Shot
Josef Dub eliminates DCB via Pinfall after hitting her with the Brass Knuckles
Jusef Dub eliminates Susan via Pinfall with the Ooof.
Kayu eliminates Josef Dub via Submission with a Crossface
kayu eliminates Majin Bob Sapp via Pinfall after an STO
Duckbaby eliminates Kayu via Pinfall with a Lou Thesz Press
Duckbaby eliminates Sans Undertale via Pinfall after Tsuppari and then screaming
Family Man eliminates Duckbaby via Pinfall by trying his best
George Cluwney eliminates Family Man via Pinfall after an elbow drop
Toru Yano eliminates Fomore via Pinfall by stealing one of their finishers (the ACAB)
Toru Yano eliminates Mr. Shakedown via Pinfall by hitting him in the nuts and rolling him up.
The heels win

#9 Hellweight Championship
Grace Thoruson vs. Bone Idol (c)
Bone Idol defeats Grace Thoruson in 13:03 via CRITICAL with the Bone Zone
That match kind of owned. Grace even went for the pin after her finish. But Bone Idol hit two variations of hers, capping of with a Bone Zone directly to the dome

# ? Jul 23, 2023 13:43

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

All right everyone. As you may know there was no OHPW for over a month now. The reason for that is that I've been thinking. I've kinda done everything with it already. There's nothing left to do. It's beginning to feel old so I was considering ending OHPW with Episode 200 after all for all this time. Because depending on whether I do that or not I'd have to build towards the PPV differently.

And I've come to the conclusion that I should end OHPW with the upcoming 200th episode.

Not so much that I really want to because I still had fun with it up until that last show, but I don't think that can last much longer since I was thinking about ending it a year and two years ago. And I don't really want to reach a point where I just don't wanna do it anymore like with the og LPFWA run, the ending of which was, without a hint of irony "rocks fall, everyone dies." I retconned that, though when I started the second season.

One could say that the VACANT match was the high stakes finale I usually finish a show with, so thankfully I no longer have to do that and can just focus on running a fun final show with a build towards it.

Additionally, I will be running the shows as they are done, I don't want to rush myself into making compromises for the lead to the finale.

If there's anything you really wanna see feel free to let me know right here. I don't really wanna double and triple book characters and there's certain things that I want to do myself. But I'll see what can do to make stuff happen.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 20:06