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OHPW - Week 5: Gimmick Infringement (Twitch VOD) Clips: Match 1: https://clips.twitch.tv/DarlingCheerfulMomTF2John Match 7: https://clips.twitch.tv/IgnorantKindZebraBrainSlug Match 7 (Spoiler): https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklyClearDugongVoteNay Match Card and Results posted:This week we'll have our first show after the IHW Championship Tournament
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# ? Feb 17, 2019 13:28 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 07:07 |
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3rd and 7th matches are definitely worth checking out if you've got the time. Really shows off what the Fire Pro AI can do even if it does make a couple of silly mistakes like running into things.
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# ? Feb 17, 2019 13:53 |
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WNA had a good showing. Chief Engineer using his Toolbox (brass knucks) to win was perfect. Chief's a technician too, so I was hoping for more reversals but Im guessing that comes with experience? I don't know how that works, Im just hoping.
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# ? Feb 17, 2019 17:27 |
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Deadmeat5150 posted:WNA had a good showing. Chief Engineer using his Toolbox (brass knucks) to win was perfect. Fight styles determine which moves take more stamina to do and how they pace their comebacks and a few other things. Techies can do Dragon Screws and dropkicks all day long but don't ask them to chokeslam a guy or they get gassed super fast. If anyone wants I can do an effort post on this.
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# ? Feb 17, 2019 21:08 |
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Please do.
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# ? Feb 18, 2019 03:28 |
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Just caught the replay and wow this has been the best week yet. That Grace and Harmony match was just vicious! Can't wait to see what else is in store for those two. Also that final match was some real Superstar performances. Love it!
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# ? Feb 18, 2019 14:10 |
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Moves in Fire Pro Wrestling World are broken into categories:quote:Punch - Covers punches, slaps and chops Any character can use any move, your 100lb soaking wet luchador can chokeslam everyone he comes across but it's going to tire him out fast. Likewise someone set to be a power wrestler will get tired if he tries to moonsault too many times but they'll still do it by golly. Fighting styles also determine how much stamina a wrestler will have at any one point and how far they can fly off the top rope so without further ado: quote:
Return styles will determine what moves you do when countering, for example a technicall return style will do flash pins when countering and will use a drop toe hold on a Test of Strength. These counters also use up stamina so make sure the return style matches or is at least close to the Fighting style (e.g. Junior/Luchador/Panther guys can mix and max) to maximize stamina and get the most out of your creations. Also bear in mind that the appearance of a wrestler has 0 bearing on their stats. Go nuts with your giant Juniors or your 5ft tall powerhouses. Just make sure the styles and the moves work together in a destructive harmony.
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# ? Feb 18, 2019 21:29 |
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Hey, uh, is it just me or is Vacant kind of a blackface caricature? With the big white lips on the all black everything.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 01:48 |
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Neopie posted:Hey, uh, is it just me or is Vacant kind of a blackface caricature? With the big white lips on the all black everything. You probably mean Black (Vacant doesn't even have a mouth, they are a dark gray silhouette like the one that often represents Vacant championships or unknown opponents). And of course not. He's kinda more like Venom and has essentially a giant white circle for a mouth. Or a more evil looking grin for bigger matches.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 06:38 |
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Yeah, I did mean that one. And I should be clear, I don't think that happened on purpose or anything.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:41 |
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I got more of a Venom vibe too from Black than anything racial. Actually, it almost looks like someone just drew a face on him in white paint.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 15:21 |
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It's time once more to wrassle! We will do so at the usual time in the usual place We'll have the promised Fallout Boys vs. Wizards Not Allowed match for the honor of HazMatts attire, the singles Debut of Harley Havik against newcomer Kayu Zakisaka, Mr. Shakedown faces his biggest challenge yet with Undeddie Guerrero. Can Shakedown resist catching and holding a chair within view of the ref? The Vacant Open Challenge continues and finally Kelsey Slaughter defends the Seven Deadly Pins Title. I started gathering Highlight matches they don't have their own videos yet but you can still check them out. Eventually I'll make upload a video for heach highlighted match. Here's the match card. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch DivineCoffeeBinge (c) vs. Boob Marley #2 Singles Match Harley Havik vs. Kayu Zakisaka #3 Tag Team Match Fallout Boys vs. Wizards Not Allowed #4 Singles Match Firestar vs. Palpatine #5 Bunny Championship :3 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) #6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE One unlucky fool vs. Vacant #7 Seven Deadly Pins Nawt a Robutt vs. Cocademon vs. King Skeleton vs. Great Maharaja vs. Fomore vs. Angus vs. IGgy IGsen vs. Kelsey Slaughter (c)
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 18:43 |
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Oh how the mighty chest has fallen.
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 18:52 |
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Camera fades in to a haggard looking Chief Engineer, sans helmet, smoking a fat home-rolled cigarette. He is sitting in a metal fold-out chair in a steamy boiler room. On a metal rack in the background, curled up like a sleeping cat, is a Cluwne. Looks like someone thought it would be a good idea to put us up against Fallout Boy this week. Someone must have one hell of a cranial rectal inversion. The Cluwne picks up its head. *Honk* Exactly, what he said. Chief stubs the remains of the cigarette out on his palm then listen into the camera, jabbing his finger. Well listen up, Fallout Boy! You were a lovely band while alive and you're a lovely band now! I don't care how many of you there are or if you bring your instruments. We're gonna mess you up so bad you're going to wish you had half the talent you think you have. *Honk* That's right... we will rock you! Chief stands and kicks the chair away then walks into the steam, fading from view. The Cluwne unfolds like a horrible action figure and scrambles into a nearby ventalation duct.
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 20:42 |
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Manic_Misanthrope posted:Oh how the mighty chest has There you go
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 21:34 |
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Here's the match card again: #1 DivineCoffeeBinge (c) vs. Boob Marley for the Jabroni Royale #2 Harley Havik vs. Kayu Zakisaka #3 Fallout Boys vs. Wizards Not Allowed #4 Firestar vs. Palpatine #5 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #6 Someone vs. Vacant #7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Kelsey Slaughter (c)
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# ? Feb 23, 2019 22:45 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:There you go Indeed
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 11:23 |
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Week 6: I've Exploded Before (Twitch VOD) Clips: Match 4 (Outcome Spoiler): https://clips.twitch.tv/DarkCooperativeGoatDatBoi Match 7 (Elimination Spoiler): https://clips.twitch.tv/PricklyBillowingKoalaFUNgineer Match 7: https://clips.twitch.tv/IcyTubularEelTBTacoLeft Match Card and Results posted:It's time once more to wrassle!
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 12:54 |
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It's time for more OHPW in the usual place at the usual time. Things are heating up as we get ready for RAISE HELL, the event where we raise hell. DCB tries once more to get rid of the Jabroni Royale against deathmatch wrestler Kelsey Slaughter in a Barbed Wire deathmatch with an explosion timer. 1 1/2 Dragons (Roy and Ryu) make their debut, Rosette and Flamander compete for a Hellweight title shot next week and Pineapple Pizza defend their Legion Titles against oRa 66. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch DivineCoffeeBinge (c) vs. Kelsey Slaughter #2 Singles Match Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope #3 Tag Team Match 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Lawful Good #4 Infernal Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Canada 'Rosette' Alderman vs. Flamander #5 Bunny Championship :3 Vacation Skeleton vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) #6 Vacant Open Challenge Somebody with a death wish vs. Vacant #7 Legion Tag Championships oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 19:49 |
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In a dark corner of hell, the OHPW backstage camera crew has followed Dash into a sinister looking castle. It is there that Dash meets a figure from his past... Hey, Doc? Doctor? Are you here? Hmm--I was assured he would be here... A voice calls out from atop a flight of stairs, "hold on, hold on, I'm just getting out of the shower." Through a doorway appears a bespectacled old man with his long grey hair dripping down his terrycloth robe. Who the--wait, is that Dash Rendar? What the gently caress are you doing here? Doctor Chroniton, it's me, Dash Rendar! I know. You're one of those idiot Star Wars people from my time in wrestling. I'm the Star Wars man from back when we wrestled in New Super-League Wresting! Oh my, you haven't changed. Well, if you want me to kick your rear end again, I'm afraid you're too late. I'm retired. I need your help, Doc! Again, I'm retired. I knew I could find you in hell after that whole thing where Kid Knight fought and lost to the Devil Himself damning the entire NSLW to hell. What? I was fired then, we all were. That's not how I got down here. Well, now I'm in another wrestling league and I'm in a real bind. Dash. Again. I'm retired, I'm not interested in wrestling-- I need to go into the time stream, Doc! Go on, I'm listening. You remember that Non-Linear Time Flow match we had? The one where I beat you? Yes, go on. Well, I wondered if you could help me get back into the time stream. I'm really hurting in the OHPW. I need... I need help. I need more Dash. Twist my arm, you know I love futzing about with the time stream, Rendar. But aren't you worried this lore is all dangerously unrelated to the LPFWA/OHPW? Dash turns and looks directly at the camera. Whatever it takes, Doctor Chroniton. Whatever it takes.
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# ? Mar 2, 2019 17:05 |
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Here's the match card again: #1 DivineCoffeeBinge (c) vs. Kelsey Slaughter for the Jabroni Royale #2 Super Samio vs. Manic Misanthrope #3 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Lawful Good #4 Rosette vs. Flamander #5 Vacation Skeleton vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) for the Bunny :3 #6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE #7 oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza (c) for the Legion Titles
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# ? Mar 2, 2019 22:44 |
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OHPW - Week 7: Bad Vacation (Twitch VOD) Clips: Match 4: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/389417826 Match Card and Results posted:It's time for more OHPW in the usual place at the usual time.
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 14:52 |
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THIS ISN'T THE END OF THE CHEESY CHAMPS. THE DOUGH SHALL RISE AGAIN.
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 19:17 |
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It's time for wrasslin' again in the usual place at the usual time. This week we'll raise some hell! We'll have Mask vs. Mask Match in which HazMatt and Chief Engineer try to settle their hazmat-suit related feud once and for all. Vacation Skeleton will probably be destroyed by Malfest Goat-Monster. Dash, that fool, is challenging the oRa 66 for the Legion Titles on his own. And Flamander will take a shot at Suzan's OHPW Infernal Hellweight Title. Among other things, of course. Here's the match card: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch DivineCoffeeBinge (c) vs. Super Samio #2 Seven Deadly Pins (Interval Battle Royale) Roy vs. Rick Wreckage vs. George Cluwney vs. Maya Northwind vs. Weeb Weaver vs. Inspector Jane vs. Palpatine vs. Fomore (c) #3 Singles Match Kayu Zakisaka vs. Black #4 Underworld Darkweight Championship Canada 'Rosette' Alderman vs. Pantha (c) #5 Singles Match Vacation Skeleton vs. Malfest Goat-Monster #6 Bunny Championship :3 Anna May vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) #7 Legion Tag Championships Dash Rendar vs. oRa 66 (c) #8 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE Someone vs. Vacant #9 Cage Match - Mask vs. Mask Chief Engineer vs. HazMatt #10 OHPW Infernal Hellweight Championship Flamander vs. Suzan Blades (c) IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Mar 6, 2019 |
# ? Mar 6, 2019 16:54 |
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On the one hand, I would really like to win one of these matches. On the other hand, I get to be on every show... hmm......
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 10:32 |
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Keep training. Eventually you will reach the heights of champion, and missing every other week.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 15:49 |
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This is only going to end badly for you, Hazard. Ive got decades of anger, bitterness. and supressed murderous intentions just waiting to come out. And while my Cluwne dismantles his opponents I'll be ripping that helmet off and cramming it up your rear end.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:15 |
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Here's the match card again: #1 DivineCoffeeBinge (c) vs. Super Samio for the Jabroni Royale #2 Seven Deadly Pins Interval Battle Royal feat. Fomore (c) #3 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Black #4 Canada Alderman vs. Pantha (c) for the Darkweight Title #5 Vacation Skeleton vs. Malfest Goat-Monster #6 Anna May vs. Mr. Shakedown (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #7 Dash Rendar vs. oRa 66 (c) for the Legion Tag Titles #8 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE #9 Chief Engineer vs. HazMatt (Mascara contra Mascara) #10 Flamander vs. Suzan Blades (c) for the Hellweight Title
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# ? Mar 9, 2019 22:44 |
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You got this, Dash!
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# ? Mar 9, 2019 23:20 |
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You got this, Dash!
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# ? Mar 9, 2019 23:20 |
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Week 8: RAISE HELL! (Twitch VOD)Match Card and Results posted:It's time for wrasslin' again in the usual place at the usual time.
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# ? Mar 10, 2019 14:22 |
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I just wanna say that (Spoiler Warning for Seven Deadly Pins match) I'm really glad Roy ended up using his 1% Crit Chance before ever having used the normal version in a match, unless I somehow missed him using it last week even though I was looking for it? If I'm correct though then that's just peak Fire Emblem
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# ? Mar 10, 2019 16:14 |
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....holy poo poo what do I do with my hands
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 01:17 |
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make some coffee?
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 01:57 |
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Blind Sally posted:make some coffee? I thought that went without saying!
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 02:48 |
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"I must confess, last Sábado was not my best performance. I hold nothing against Rosette and wish her the best as new Darkweight champion, but do not think I am one loss and done. There are still fighters in the depth of Hell who I must prove my might against. Suzan Blades, Mr Shakedown, Anna May or even Vacant! If you have the misfortune of facing me, be warned that the claw hungers for new prey, do not think of yourselves as being above the Beast of the Ring!"
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 20:03 |
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Our second PPV has concluded, so let's continue with the wrestling in the usual place at the usual time. Here's our match card: #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Super Samio (c) vs. Weeb Weaver #2 Tag Team Match The Fun Gang vs. Fallout Boys #3 Singles Match Undeddie Guerrero vs. Kayu Zakisaka #4 Four-Way N-T Punk vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Harmony Gray vs. Grace Thoruson #5 Bunny Championship :3 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Anna May (c) #6 Vacant Open Challenge Uh oh... vs. Vacant #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Manic Misanthrope vs. Canada 'Rosette' Alderman (c)
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 22:18 |
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Finally caught the show. Dang the Cluwne had a great showing. I'm sad about Chief, though. He needs a different helmet now.
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# ? Mar 14, 2019 09:32 |
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Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Here's the match card again: #1 Super Samio (c) vs. Weeb Weaver for the Jabroni Royale #2 The Fun Gang vs. Fallout Boys #3 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Kayu Zakisaka #4 N-T Punk vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Harmony Gray vs. Grace Thoruson #5 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Anna May (c) for the Bunny Title :3 #6 VACANT OPEN CHALLENGE #7 Manic Misanthrope vs. Rosette (c) for the Darkweight Title
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 22:44 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 07:07 |
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Week 9: Traitor (Twitch VOD) A Clip from Match 5: https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishNimbleBaguetteGingerPower Another fun show in the bag! I also collected the clips we had from episodes 1 through 8 into one video you can watch here Match Card and Results posted:Our second PPV has concluded, so let's continue with the wrestling in the usual place at the usual time.
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# ? Mar 17, 2019 14:00 |