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COMFY 90 19.40%
CLASSY 31 6.68%
HORNY 157 33.84%
PEPSI 186 40.09%
Total: 464 votes
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January 6-13, 2019

What is Games Done Quick?

Games Done Quick is a series of charity video game marathons. These events feature high-level gameplay by speedrunners raising money for charity. Games Done Quick has teamed up with several charities in its seven-year history, including Doctors Without Borders and the Prevent Cancer Foundation. AGDQ promotes the Prevent Cancer Foundation, specifically. GDQ is currently the largest fundraising event globally for both charities!

To date, Games Done Quick has raised over 16.5 million dollars for charity. It also averages over 2000 people in attendance at their events, including staff, volunteers, runners, and attendees just looking to have fun and support the events!

https://gamesdonequick.com/
http://twitch.tv/gamesdonequick/
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/index/agdq2019


Go Here For Run Recommendations:
Link to the Serious Thread here
Link to the general speedrunning thread here

Thread Lore

Link to Speedfriend Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/gb6uvFj
Link to Speedrunning Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/VggYDTv




What is with all the bird asses and Samus (and Isabelle)? That's really hard to explain. There was a speedrun of Banjo-Tooie, some fanart got posted... A few days later we were all dancing naked around Kazooie's rear end on a stick. It was hard to follow. The Samus (and Isabelle) part was just because Samus (and Isabelle) are awesome. Just because we are a little in-jokey, however, please don't feel like you can't be a part of our group. Overall we are a welcoming, chill space where you can just be yourself! We love to have new people join us, and in general most of us have found GDQ chill threads to be a positive space for our mental health, so if you are struggling, as many people are this time of year, please stop by and watch a run or two and :justpost: some silly fanart!







Important Thread Resources

Utsurun Desu Gifs/Emotes: https://imgur.com/a/4o4nH
(Probably) Unused Avatars From Previous Threads and This Thread: here here here here
Streamlink: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink/releases
Streamlink Twitch GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui/releases
SA Needful: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sa-needful/bipfbhacdgoojjfblifgjadhabepbekm?hl=en

Put Words Between Buns: http://buns.life/
Thicc Kazooie: https://i.imgur.com/N9xip1T.png (might be NSFW)
Donation Generator: https://taskinoz.com/gdq/
Death Generator: http://deathgenerator.com/

To install SA Needful to Opera, click the Opera extension here, then download the SA Needful extension above normally.


Thread Generated Forums Emotes:

Unbought/In-Progress Emotes: https://imgur.com/a/fIvxSRC

AGDQ 2019:
:comfyzelda: = comfyzelda
:jpmf: = jpmf
:gitgudhorn: = getgud/gitgudhorn
:mood: = mood
:cursed: = cursed
:jail: = jail
:jail2: = jail2
:hydrated: = hydrated
:haibrow: = haibrow
:chast2b: = chast2b
:blessed: = blessed
:lewd: = lewd

ESA 2018:
:fluffy: = fluffy
:comfyoot: = comfyoot
:ali: = ali
:sadday: = sadday
:sanix: = sanix

SGDQ 2018:
:kazooieass: = kazooieass
:comfysamus: = comfysamus
:purfect: = purfect
:pepsi: = pepsi
:justass: = justass
:justtrans: = justtrans
:bigwhat: = bigwhat

AGDQ 2018:
:emptyquote: = emptyquote



Past marathon threads:

AGDQ 2012 | AGDQ 2013 | SGDQ 2013 | AGDQ 2014 | SGDQ 2014 | ESA 2014 | AGDQ 2015 | ESA 2015 | SGDQ 2015 | AGDQ 2016 | SGDQ 2016 | ESA 2016 | AGDQ 2017 (Chat) | SGDQ 2017 (Chat) | ESA 2017 | HRDQ | AGDQ 2018 (Chat) | SGDQ 2018 (Chat) | ESA 2018 (Chat) | GDQx (Chat)

Thread Rated:

May Contain:
- Bird asses/dicks
- Isabelle
- Boigers
- Emptyquotes/Just Post MF'er
- Mood
- Eyebrows
- Sent
- Arby's
- Horny is Prohibited
- Impulse Emotes

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Random Stranger posted:

Just for reference, when people go, "There's so many posts! I need to catch up!" they can just go to page 271 and get everything they need.


mango sentinel posted:

Thank you for your understanding and tolerance of our poor behavior.

Pants Donkey posted:

Well, AGDQ hasn't always been this chill
It was a dead little thread once
Now I know posting can be a lovely thrill
Because it's relaxing, baby

Did your buddy say only post pure art
Be wholesome little speed dude
I need three words to hear their argument apart
Your buddy's lewd
I'd rather be

Horney
Like watching a fast motion traffic wreck
search for dreck and make sure it's

Horney
Load buff Ganons and don't blur out his peck
Post some Shrek

Don't you know
We need bum bum bums
Thread posts anything that jiggles (for giggles)

Oh, here they come come come
to the hottest thing that jiggles
(oooh, or wiggles)

I just love free lewds
And it's so my big mood

Well well well
Little posters having trouble with this poo poo
You little comfy-cozy-newbie clods
Woof! What a terrible bunch of takes
They lack kick
You can't post that like we used to, friend

Yet I have to give you credit for your crap
And your posting has an upside
For just like you I once wrapped myself in ironic pap
It never works, it can't, we're too

Horney
Grab some fanart of a Machamp in the buff
we like it rough; this poo poo is so

Horney
Upload Samus but she'll never be enough
We need more muff

My man, you could try try try
But it ain't really that very odd
to love a hairy bod

Are you bi bi bi?
Cause we got plenty of high-quality art
of every part

Lordy
Now it's time to post something
porny
Ever seen a thread so

Horney
Now you've learn why all this poo poo is so very grand
now just trans it's the plan
We're so

Horney
Now I found smut, so prepare my final spree
it ain't PG
You'll ever be oh so
Horney
You always be so nice and
Horney





The Lobster posted:

Rules for the thread <:mad:>:

1. :hydrated:
2.
3.
4. :jpmf:
5. :chast2b:
6. Stay :fluffy:, stay :comfysamus:
7. :kazooieass:,

If you don't follow these, :jail:

Jk, I'm not <:mad:>, Ilu all :shobon:




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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfYz8haEXWo


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https://clips.twitch.tv/HungryEntertainingBeanPeteZarollTie











https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulOnerousPidgeonKevinTurtle

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Overwatch Porn posted:

i'm so ready to POST with you guys

:emptyquote:

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OP is good though? :ohdear:

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:love:

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SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN

BRIEF SELF PROMOTIONAL POST I APOLOGISE FOR NOTHING

I'm up on Tuesday with Silent Hill 2, I think at the asscrack of midnight EST? Something like that. But shortly before that I will be on for an interview thing and then shortly before that I'll be doing my first time hosting at an event like this and I am super loving nervous about that because ahaha what I've never done anything like it for a major event.

plus I'm hosting the mario runs towards the end, hopefully by then I'll have more of a handle on it all.

thanks for indulging my bullshit I'll see you there

edit: oh yeah also I'll be on the couch for Celeste to hoot and holler about the dashes and the strats

WE LOVE YOU PUNCHY

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DrPossum posted:

👏We love punchy👏 yes we do👏

👏We love comfy 👏horny 👏pepsi too👏

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Cory in the Blouse posted:

We're here, we're queer, we post comfy fan art of Nier

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So I just found out my friend made gluten-free pot cookies for me and I can pick them up tomorrow! I've never had an edible before (since usually they are like brownies and not gluten free)! :420:

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Ferrovanadium posted:

can't believe i started HRT the same day the AGDQ 2019 chat thread goes live

:justtrans:

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parabolic posted:

shameless repost


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Bringing back the classics already eh? Here's my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42mneiohSr4&hd=1

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RedMagus posted:

IT BEGINS

:emptyquote:

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parabolic posted:

noooo don't go

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Ravus posted:

Make it a donation incentive.

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RazzleDazzleHour posted:

I am concerned about the base-level horny of the thread because I know this rabbit hole only goes farther from god

Nobody has even voted for "classy" yet.

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Xenothral posted:

Oh boy this thread is early. I probably won't post much till GDQ actually starts but I'm happy to be here with you again speedfriends

THEY FORCED ME TO DO IT.

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The Lobster posted:

THEY FORCED ME TO DO IT.

i wanted to do it

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Your Computer posted:

hello friends what's going on in this thread, i just joined

:kazooieass:

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Xenothral posted:

Oh who am I kidding I'm gonna post a lot even before GDQ starts I can't stay away from the thread.

How many pages can we hit before the event starts?

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Barudak posted:

Is the thread gay, is the bird gay but the rear end not, or is it the bird's rear end and only the rear end gay? I need answers

We're all gay and there's lots of bird rear end.

:justtrans::justass::justpost:

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Barudak posted:

You know, I'm not sure I'd handle my rear end coming out to having a different orientation from the rest of me. Like obviously, I'm gonna support them no matter what, its just more a question of how did I not see it coming?

... I'm just gonna leave this one alone. Heeeeee.

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Barudak posted:

Worst: A 3 hour or longer speed run of an SRPG/RPG where not much happens, a run where the commentators commentary is repeating one canned line over and over while the game sort of happens for 15 minutes

Good: A 30 minute speed run of an RPG where the entire thing falls into a quivering mass of code, a run where the commentator is absolutely delirious due to missing sleep and is clearly as unhinged as the game is becoming

Best: Actually good insightful commentary over the game being run that is dolled out a consistent pace

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itskage posted:

I don't have easy access to PS this time around. So I might not be able to make avs or gifs or 4 horsemen images this time.


But these two are dying to be combined.

Whoever does it will christen the second post.

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Farg posted:

real talk it feels like when it's gdq week that the time between gdq's didn't exist. it's always chat thread. we've always been posting

:emptyquote:

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Farg posted:

plus if we're gonna hit 2500 pages, we can't slack

That's like one page for every post I made last time.

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Zillions magazine posted:

I'm fuckin late to the party but HELLO FRIENDS

I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL

I AM READY TO BE COMFY

:comfysamus: :kazooieass:

Mikedawson posted:

I'm so happy to rejoin y'all.

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a penus posted:

an attempt was made but isabelle just doesn't wanna go that fast!!


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