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cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
Sucks Dave outgrew us.

https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/1082084693674156032

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

big ol febreeze with the massive 17 retweets and 68 likes will never think of this dead forum again

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

YOLOsubmarine posted:

He’s owed 20 million if they bring him back next year.

I'm fine with that. Or just convert it to signing bonus and lock him up for five years

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1082043254986678272

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Febreze, you need a writer

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I came up with the name of that comic and never got credit for it. asked if i could make myself a personal hat With 'the draw play' written on it, and was told I would be buried if i did.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

https://twitter.com/StatsbyLopez/status/1082107493961084928

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

nerve posted:

Febreze, you need a writer

You know a comic is funny when you need a paragraph under each comic explaining the joke.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

I really want that tracking data. Is it weird that's my first thought?

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Kalli posted:

So both good defensive teams are now out.

Welp.

The Chargers are extremely in it still.

LMFAO Bears. Sorry Bears fans, you guys didn't deserve that.

Good Sunday of football. Today was in stark contrast to yesterday's two games. I'm really excited for this year! A lot of really good football coming up, including the Eagles Cowboys NFCCG

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

ELO Musk posted:

The Chargers are extremely in it still.

LMFAO Bears. Sorry Bears fans, you guys didn't deserve that.

Good Sunday of football. Today was in stark contrast to yesterday's two games. I'm really excited for this year! A lot of really good football coming up, including the Eagles Cowboys NFCCG

Shut up we deserved every bit of that. This is what being a Bears fan is about.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



ELO Musk posted:

The Chargers are extremely in it still.

LMFAO Bears. Sorry Bears fans, you guys didn't deserve that.

Good Sunday of football. Today was in stark contrast to yesterday's two games. I'm really excited for this year! A lot of really good football coming up, including the Eagles Cowboys NFCCG

Yeah, I just meant the two all D teams were out.

Here's the DVOA Defensive Ranking of all the playoff teams.
1. Bears
3. Ravens
7. Texans

8. Chargers
9. Cowboys
10. Colts
11. Saints
14. Seahawks
15. Eagles
16. Patriots
19. Rams
26. Chiefs

And Offensive Ranking:

1. Chiefs
2. Rams
3. Chargers
4. Saints
5. Patriots
9. Seahawks
10. Colts
15. Ravens
16. Eagles
20. Bears
21. Texans

24. Cowboys

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kalli posted:

Yeah, I just meant the two all D teams were out.

Here's the DVOA Defensive Ranking of all the playoff teams.
1. Bears
3. Ravens
7. Texans

8. Chargers
9. Cowboys
10. Colts
11. Saints
14. Seahawks
15. Eagles
16. Patriots
19. Rams
26. Chiefs

And Offensive Ranking:

1. Chiefs
2. Rams
3. Chargers
4. Saints
5. Patriots
9. Seahawks
10. Colts
15. Ravens
16. Eagles
20. Bears
21. Texans

24. Cowboys

I feel real good about the Chargers

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

a neat cape posted:

I feel real good about the Chargers

For me, it's just a worry about Gordon. He's a huge cog in the offense and Ekeler is good but not the same. I know he came back in and played but he's got a few more games to last...

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

The Eagles will win the Superbowl.

Will this make Nick Foles a future HoFer?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Bears got a free three points anyway to the ending was justified

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

loving poo poo.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1082112561246625792?s=20

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


so this guys like a real life Ray Finkle?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Fat Jesus posted:

so this guys like a real life Ray Finkle?

Ray Finkle had a good year before his shank. Half the viewers watching this expected Parkey to nail the upright for the 20th time this season.

Scott Norwood was a pretty average kicker, Super Bowl XXV aside

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
So we all know now that the kick was actually tipped right.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

soggybagel posted:

So we all know now that the kick was actually tipped right.

Yes, triple doink.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

It really doesn't make it less funny, but maybe that dude can avoid suicide?

Also my man on D should get some kind of fat bonus for saving a playoff run like that.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
He just needs to retire and move back to Philly. He'll never have to buy a beer and it will be like it never happened.

Also, Jake Elliot immediately runs over to him after. Look on his face says it all.



The ball was tipped by the tiniest possible amount and I'm pretty sure it's what started the drift left. Without that, I'm pretty sure it goes just like the kick before the timeout.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Yeah that GIF posted up the page makes it clear he JUST got enough of it to make it hit the upright, it changes path noticeably and was probably near dead center otherwise.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



I just can't believe he (Parkey) is getting $9 million guaranteed to be poo poo at his job. He deserves all the negativity thrown at him in the coming weeks/months. Hopefully the Bears cut him as soon as possible (Feb 4th?).

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

SourKraut posted:

I just can't believe he (Parkey) is getting $9 million guaranteed to be poo poo at his job. He deserves all the negativity thrown at him in the coming weeks/months. Hopefully the Bears cut him as soon as possible (Feb 4th?).

He definitely deserves weird death threats and what not online.

Big Jay Cutler
Sep 2, 2011

IT'S ME
Your punishment!!: to be eaten alive by nine million bees!!

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
https://streamable.com/13vgv

This one leaves no doubt, tip. Clear as day.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Kawalimus posted:

If a kicker calls his shot he should get 6 points for hitting the upright. But ANYTHING else is 0. And you gotta say which one.

Agreeing with Kawalimus for the first time ever

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
It's ok to like and even root for the Dallas Cowboys.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Tom Sellout posted:

It's ok to like and even root for the Dallas Cowboys.

These are the people all the after school specials warned you about. You have been training your whole life to reject this.

"It's ok to try the cowboys." NO
"Maybe just one free trip to the Jerry Dome." NO
"All your friends are doing it." NO

If you have a friend trying to pressure you into Cowboys: just remember the words of Mr. T:

"Being a Cowboy fan stops you from living up to your potential. It holds you back! It hurts to be a fan of them, it hurts your family, and it hurts your friends!"

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

SourKraut posted:

I just can't believe he (Parkey) is getting $9 million guaranteed to be poo poo at his job. He deserves all the negativity thrown at him in the coming weeks/months. Hopefully the Bears cut him as soon as possible (Feb 4th?).

How much are the fg blockers paid? Because currently Parkey is getting paid $9 million guaranteed to get death threats from the city that drove Bartman into exile because his blockers let the defense get a hand on the ball.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

shirts and skins posted:

How much are the fg blockers paid? Because currently Parkey is getting paid $9 million guaranteed to get death threats from the city that drove Bartman into exile because his blockers let the defense get a hand on the ball.

quote:

Treyvon Hester signed a 2 year, $1,200,000 contract with the Philadelphia Eagles, including an average annual salary of $600,000. In 2018, Hester will earn a base salary of $424,412, while carrying a cap hit of $424,411.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

I feel bad that even his wife and the Instagram she made for their dog have to go private to avoid the comments.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
cubsposting has reached its apex

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Imagine sending death threats to a dog

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Mega64 posted:

Imagine sending death threats to a dog

"I've got a four-ounce package of baking chocolate with your name on it, Barkimedes..."

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

YOLOsubmarine posted:

He’s owed 20 million if they bring him back next year.
They have a $20m option for 2019 but Foles has a $2m buyout of that option in order to become a UFA.

If he did that (which he should), the Eagles would then be able to franchise him, which would be $24m.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mega64 posted:

Imagine sending death threats to a dog

Didn’t some coach have his dog murdered because he lost a game to the Eagles years ago?

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It's gonna be tough for Cody Parkey dealing with the stress of this miss and the hatred from Bears' fans for years to come.



Let's jump a few years into the future and see how he's holding up:


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