What was the first game you hated.

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goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

I couldn't figure out how to get past the first level of Ecco The Dolphin where you have to jump really high to trigger the alien attack and then my dad made fun of me for playing a game about "a little dolphin splashing around" instead of Desert Strike and it planted a seed of hate in me that day

# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 06:02

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:31

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

mysterious loyall X posted:

i really disliked the lucasarts adventure game the dig as well becasue i paid 30 of my own drat dollars for it and it started off with an insane color matching ANd music puzzle fuuuu.

This game made me rage too as a kid in the puzzle where you have to put the skeleton back together. And when you mess it up the main character says "drat. drat. Double drat." and my mom overheard and I got in trouble

# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 06:03

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

mysterious loyall X posted:

Kept running into this weird tiny brown man on 1-1 and theres no button prompts or qtes showing how to avoid it. Also he walks too fast. And even though the game world is sunny, the strange brown midgets testicles seem to be a static size. Pretty pathetic tbh. Taken all in all, Super Mario brothers is a load of horse poo poo

https://clips.twitch.tv/MoralSassyPorpoiseDansGame

# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 16:10

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Earthworm Jim 64. Like I knew from my Official Nintendo Magazine that Clayfighter was bad but I just found stuff like that weird and sort of fun in that way kids do. Earthworm Jim made me realise that some stuff was just really bad and I hated it.

That game made me really confused and frustrated as a kid when I was meanwhile totally ok with stuff like Gex 3 and Glover. What a piece of poo poo

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 15:57

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

I had it on PC but I loved Tonic Trouble 😔

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 16:31

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Bicyclops posted:

Darius Twin. we rented it from Blockbuster and kept it too long, so my parents wouldn't go back to blockbuster because they were afraid of the late fees and we couldn't rent any more games or movies for years.

Lol?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 19:16

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Got Subnautica last night partially because of Net Cafe Scandal posting about it and it was absolutely incomprehensible to me. All I can figure out how to do is swim down and then drown. If he reads this thread he owes me an explanation

# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 15:33

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

net cafe scandal posted:

~~Just realized what thread you posted this in. gently caress you. Figure it out yourself.~~

Edit: All right, I feel bad. You need to make an O2 tank and a repair tool to do proper exploring... do you have the blueprints yet? I think you start with them. I think its mainly just Titanium you need for that stuff, which you can find all over in the form of space ship debris. Take it to the fabricator

Lol I figured out how to make stuff in my escape pod after I posted that sorry. This game rules. I played for like 3 hours and it deleted my save and I was completely unfazed and started a new game

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 01:18

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

American McGay posted:

YIIK

Im so glad I didn't fall for that one . Looks like a pile

# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 23:53

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

mysterious loyall X posted:

Had high hopes for the AAA ubisoft open world shooter as well. What were they thinking!

What are you talking about you senile freak

# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 03:53

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:31

goferchan: Feb 8, 2004; It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Ragg posted:

Haha. It's hard for us working family men with no free time on our hands.

That's right

# ¿ Feb 2, 2019 06:18

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