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dionysian
Dec 30, 2012

Sometimes I think we take for granted just how revolutionary the computer truly is. Without it, it's difficult to imagine exactly where we would be today. One thing is for sure though - we wouldn't be using the computer for anything.

Some things I thought of that wouldn't exist without the computer:

1. Something Awful: Really, this is an obvious one. None of us would be posting here at all if it weren't for computers, and I'd look askance at someone who might suggest that we would.

2. Google: Honestly, "Where Would We Be Without Google?" could easily be a thread in its own right, but, for now, I'll just say if it weren't for the computer, you could kiss this modern convenience goodbye in a heartbeat, or perhaps more appropriately, a Flash (<- A little bit of computer humor ;) ).

3. VLC Media Player: Then again, would this really be a BAD thing?

This thread is to ponder just where we would be without the computer.

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
without computers I wouldn't have to read your posts (or probation reasons) so it's probably a net positive if we ditch them

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I dare not dream about an utopian world without people screaming at each other on twitter and facebook

But I'm sure it would be better than what we have now

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I’d have a lot less poo poo bought on impulse.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
computers make my job more about drugs and less about writing numbers of drugs into books

pram
Jun 10, 2001

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
life wiuld be hard without computer (think Bad like living in the stonehenge) but i’d still have iphone so it would be ok

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
instead of a computer toucher I guess I'd just be a toucher

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
acid, op

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i'd read more books

i'd probably stop and smell the flowers more

i'd rely on my own judgement instead of the judgement of the internet

the world would have mystery





i'd be a loving moron though

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

id either still be in maine or my chinese would be 100x better, op. not sure which.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

i scored like 30 tabs recently. its good

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
you'd go to work and instead of a computer there'd be paperwork and you'd have that comedy inbox that's always overflowing and you'd have some rubber stamps and you'd stamp the papers like "RECEIVED" or "ACCEPTED" or "VOID" or stuff like that, then you'd have a stapler and you'd staple them together and it'd have that satisfying KA-LUNK feel so basically it'd be great imo

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
well op i wouldn't know about furries or the cummies meme so i think i'd be a lot happier without computers

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

dionysian posted:

Some things I thought of that wouldn't exist without the computer:

1. Something Awful: Really, this is an obvious one. None of us would be posting here at all if it weren't for computers, and I'd look askance at someone who might suggest that we would.

i disagree. the forums would exist on giant rock tablets, and you'd post on them by etching onto them with a rock and hammer. there would also be a front page papyrus that is updated daily, but no one looks at it

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
your operating system is papyrus or stone

and shaggar would troll us with potsherd supremacy rants

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
clockmaker

ThatNateGuy
Oct 15, 2004

"Is that right?"
Slippery Tilde

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

i'd read more books

i'd probably stop and smell the flowers more

i'd rely on my own judgement instead of the judgement of the internet

the world would have mystery





i'd be a loving moron though
wow things would change by 80%

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
its too scary to think about op

i have a good computer now. but sometimes i make believe that i have a slow computer that crashes all the time, and idk if thats better or worse than no computer! food for thought

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
what is a computers

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I wouldn’t be reading posts from you nerds.

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
Without computer I'd probably have a typewriter instead. And own a copying machine. Maybe even learn stenography.

I would go to cinemas again.

Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose
i would have to spend most of my days searching the woods to feed my life threatening porn addiction op

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
my job involves a lot of writing. it would be legitimately lovely to have to write everything out longhand / dictate it and then give it to someone to get typed up . also research would be like 200% shittier

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Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
i can't do anything not related to computers so i'd probably be busy being dead of starvation in a ditch somewhere right about now

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