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I like the part in John Wick where John Wick stumbled into an antique weapons... museum? Store? Warehouse? And then has to build a gun from scratch to kill one dude.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:You should watch Nobody, it's got all the same trappings but it's built on an actual plot focused on a character with an actual personality. Also the character is played by Bob Odenkirk and he loving rules.
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Mar 27, 2024 02:56
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I thought Nobody was gonna make some comment about how men will resort to extreme violence to deal with being emasculated. But unless I missed something the movie thinks it's pretty cool
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Mar 27, 2024 03:07
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grittyreboot posted:I like the part in John Wick where John Wick stumbled into an antique weapons... museum? Store? Warehouse? And then has to build a gun from scratch to kill one dude. It was a tribute to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR3aIzfNMXM&t=68s which made me  in glee.NorgLyle posted:I had somehow missed all of John Wick until it popped up free on one of the streaming services this year. I watched the first one (which, according to my John Wick loving friends, might be the best one) and the whole time I was thinking 'Wow, this is a lot like Nobody.... if Nobody was really bad'. 
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Mar 27, 2024 03:10
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he's right. John Wick sucked
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Mar 27, 2024 03:14
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Oh boy I love to hear goon's takes on why popular things are bad. This is just as fresh as it was in 2005 when we were all young and had an excuse.
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Mar 27, 2024 03:19
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Yeah it's the played out hot take at this point.
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Mar 27, 2024 03:19
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John Wick had the edgiest cool guy 2006 movie action plot that would have been very dumb and eye rolling, except it worked because everyone should have known it was all in service of just setting up fun gun kata set pieces.
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Mar 27, 2024 03:22
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Oh boy I love to hear goon's takes on why popular things are bad. This is just as fresh as it was in 2005 when we were all young and had an excuse. Now we're old and so we're stuck in our ways, one led into the other, it was me all along Barry, etc.
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Dameius posted:John Wick had the edgiest cool guy 2006 movie action plot that would have been very dumb and eye rolling, except it worked because everyone should have known it was all in service of just setting up fun gun kata set pieces. Gun kata? Give me the vintage sincerity of Equilibrium.
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Tree Bucket posted:Gun kata? Give me the vintage sincerity of Equilibrium. That's the crouching tiger to Wicks to.. idk, lot of options to pick, killzone.
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Mar 27, 2024 03:30
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You may append your thoughts on the John Wick movie franchise in the Milquetoast Opinion Thread
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I'll eat a probe after a mod suggested moving to another thread to say that the John Wick movies are generally all fun, but the first movie benefitted from a lower budget. So this secret assassin world was mostly suggested at and you didn't have the director's obvious fetish for tattooed women with lots of piercings in vintage office wear or ten dozen faceless mooks getting effortlessly mowed down because John wanted to visit a warehouse. Each one has felt progressively more video gamey and the formula is starting to get tired imo.
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Mar 27, 2024 03:56
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I had only just heard of John Wick or whatever but then I was on a long flight that offered the whole loving franchise so that's what I did. It was ok
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Mar 27, 2024 04:08
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If you change a letter, it's John Dick.
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https://twitter.com/paciaostr/status/1772747569468178877 Cryptobros should be studied by future historians. And also contemporary psychiatrists but that’s another discussion.
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Poops Mcgoots posted:I'll eat a probe after a mod suggested moving to another thread to say that the John Wick movies are generally all fun, but the first movie benefitted from a lower budget. So this secret assassin world was mostly suggested at and you didn't have the director's obvious fetish for tattooed women with lots of piercings in vintage office wear or ten dozen faceless mooks getting effortlessly mowed down because John wanted to visit a warehouse. Each one has felt progressively more video gamey and the formula is starting to get tired imo. 
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I'm aware that I'm loading the gun pointed at myself (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dameius posted:John Wick had the edgiest cool guy 2006 movie action plot that would have been very dumb and eye rolling, except it worked because everyone should have known it was all in service of just setting up fun gun kata set pieces. Oh are they in the director's cut or something to replace the extremely loving boring fight scenes in the normal release?
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grittyreboot posted:What does a good fight scene look like to you? I'm gonna guess as a 3D Megadoodoo mind reader. No cheating Ong-Bak or The Raid
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grittyreboot posted:What does a good fight scene look like to you? I have no strong opinions of John Wick either way but I reckon the only fight scene I've ever cared about has been: "I admit it. You are better than I am." "Then why are you smiling?" "Because I know something you don't know." "And what is that?" "I am not left handed."
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boofhead posted:I have no strong opinions of John Wick either way but I reckon the only fight scene I've ever cared about has been: All that, and you leave out [fighting] "You are amazing." "I ought to be, after 40 years!" "There's something ... I ought to tell you!" "Tell me!" "I'm not left-handed either."
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Foryour convenience and or to head it all off at the pass: https://www.evenmere.org/~bts/Random-Collected-Documents/princess_bride.html
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The whole bit's available on youtube, that's what I transcribed from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDlZ_SXx5gA&t=346s
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Mar 27, 2024 12:50
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The swordfight in Princess Bride isn't a fight scene, it's a sex scene.
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The article makes it clear it's a facial processing issue. Without an account you can't see replies, so, what are the people on Twitter saying it is?
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Killingyouguy! posted:The article makes it clear it's a facial processing issue. Without an account you can't see replies, so, what are the people on Twitter saying it is? Actual lizard people https://twitter.com/Arch13Michael/status/1772164302742736980 It's insane the number of people who think that movies are real. 
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They're all claiming it's not a disorder, and many people have been able to see the real demons for months now and "they" have been trying to tell us this for a long time. Conspiracy theory idiot poo poo.
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zoux posted:It's insane the number of people who think that movies are real. Blowing apart my plan to take over the world by making giant blockbuster movies about it
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zoux posted:It's insane the number of people who think that movies are real. I feel like a large portion of the insane poo poo boomers believe is real can be directly traced back to X-Files
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I believe everything in the x-files was fictional except Eugene Tooms
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Fluke Man is now a congressman from Florida.
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zoux posted:Actual lizard people lmao
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You know, there's one guy we're forgetting about, a guy who looks out for bridge collapse victims, and I thi- Ah. Hell.
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