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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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more like gammon o'doherty

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Ice T is loving hilarious.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Eschenique posted:

This was easier than expected

JD dodged a fuckin' bullet here. Holy hell, what a psycho.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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bare bottom pancakes posted:

I saw Body Count play at Mayhem Festival a few years back. I went in thinking he would just be a funny show to see while I waited for the band I went to see (Cannibal Corpse). He had so much energy, and really knows how to engage a crowd, ignoring how good the music was live.

I don't know why anyone is surprised that Body Count owns. T loving loves metal and it shows.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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JoelJoel posted:

I had a really satisfying poo poo this morning. I didn't need to post it to social media with multiple angles, staged poses, and lame music.

:same:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I've gotten more weird looks from middle aged white women than nuns

lolling at Sister Mary Sarcastic there

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Subjunctive posted:

Some of our cats would scramble to get out on routine checkups, and others would happily-enough sit there. Our vets never commented that their behaviour was diagnostic of anything.

Where did you learn that?

It's more that if the cat reacts in a way that is unusual for that cat, it's cause for concern. My mother's petite black floofball, Soot, absolutely hates being picked up and will scream in protest under normal circumstances. She never bites, just yells and tries to get away.

One time I noticed she was acting strange and hiding from me, and when I picked her up to get her to the vet, she curled into a tiny ball in my arms and quietly mrow'd at me. I almost cried because it was so out of character for her that I thought she was dying.



She's fine now, by the way. 13 years old and still active and very sweet.

https://mobile.twitter.com/samgrittner/status/708746414487113728

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Tig Notaro is an extremely pro follow on Twitter. The account is official and verified, but run by Tig's friends who rotate through and tweet great stuff

https://mobile.twitter.com/TigNotaro/status/1157417108076146692

https://mobile.twitter.com/TigNotaro/status/1156641933676015616

https://mobile.twitter.com/TigNotaro/status/1154967515635654657

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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For well over a year I forgot the German word for raccoon (Waschbär) and believed it to be Müllkatze, literally "trash cat". I don't know where that came from but I maintain that it's a better word.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

smash mouth kick the rear end

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Zipperelli. posted:

kill more feral hogs

no

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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30-50 feral hogs is the best meme of the summer

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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My Spirit Otter posted:

It's been 2 days and it's already been run into the ground imo

I think running them into the ground is ultimately not a very effective way to deal with 30-50 feral hogs

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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sephiRoth IRA posted:

She seems to have a remarkably great sense of humor about this thing that ruined her life. :unsmith:

Monica Lewinsky is actually really cool. She is a living embodiment of "what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger".

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Somebody should introduce that guy to Simone Giertz.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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the greatest tweet ever twote

https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/356682238139703296

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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when did getfiscal become cool and funny instead of the bad poster we all used to make fun of

I am not complaining, I like this new getfiscal

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

Here's an example of the poo poo Matt Gertz has to deal with.

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1161064891819679744?s=19

lol that second one

he dated a woman who swears and smokes weed how scandalous

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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The Peccadillo posted:

Lostprophets guy literally injected infants with amphetamines and filmed himself doing worser than you could imagine to 'em

Holy gently caress. I'd change my name and sue every news outlet that used my picture.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I feel personally attacked

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Whole thread is a pro read.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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This woman is my hero.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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As if I needed a reason to like Paul Verhoeven

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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why do people hate Shanley

is there more to her story than just seriously next-level shitposting game

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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MizPiz posted:

She is sincere and that's why she's good

"being a stupid bitch is my spiritual path"

sincere

:hmmyes:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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"Bilbo Baggins, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap loving tricks!"

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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"A wizard should loving know better!"

or

"Little loving orcs, burarum."

Lord of the loving Rings has good meme potential

E: One does not simply loving walk into Mordor.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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as another owner of a stupid pun username I gotta say "klimtbizkit" is top-shelf

e: I also love Gustav Klimt

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1165699481356111873

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I would hang out with Ron Perlman, I bet he's cool as poo poo

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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This is very important. A pro read.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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and his provost called Bret out

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Lafond/status/1166403993821700097

e: am I reading this right

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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So for those of us who have no clue who Cole is, can you fill in a little more context about why this is funny?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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HelixFox posted:

https://twitter.com/jelly_pack/status/1167013804741451777

And a reply saying he wasn't directly saying he should be hanged, but y'know, axes and blocks are still around and work.

Boris Johnson is a white British conservative politician, what exactly are people thinking Pullman meant?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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gently caress yeah.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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AOC :allears:

It was really the saddest excuse for a parade that I've ever seen. A single borrowed float and a couple dozen ugly white dudes with only a passing acquaintance with the concept of personal grooming.

Counterprotesters? Easily a thousand plus. Worst behaved were the cops.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Our side was at least a thousand strong and definitely better dressed.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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Inceltown posted:

How many anime pillows did you have? None you say? That speaks volumes for how strong you really were.

We had a kid with no arms and a Sonic the Hedgehog hat who could text with his feet and yelled "the only blue life that matters is Sonic!"

They had a "u mad bro?" sign.

Chud meme game weak as hell.

Your username reminds me, at one point the crowd was chanting "incels go home" :lol:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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some of the fattest loving cops I've ever seen beating on people a third their size

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

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I've only got the screenshot, unfortunately:

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