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The thing you have to remember is THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT VAN HALEN theres nothing else behind it, I'm just concerned that she might not be up on her musical influences I'm not using this as a convenient excuse for anything.
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The Little Death posted:Lol what did Trump do now? Got confused as to which state Kansas City might happen to be in at the moment.
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Significantly less than the percentage of Icelandic people who believe in elves
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Are those of you saying that you could only make it X seconds into the video saying that you actually couldn’t take it and had to quit, or is that just the point where you realized it was stupid, so you turned it off? They are trying to perform "being cool" or not being "nerdy"
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Doc Hawkins posted:everyone forgets poor Kevin Sorbo that makes me feel .........DISAPPOINTED!!!!
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Son of Rodney posted:Am I really the only person with an entire fridge door full of assorted sauces, salsas and dips, that I randomly and sometimes disgustingly mix with foods that just need a hint of relish with jalapeño right at this moment? i have a mustard shelf with my various mustards (currently four separate mustards) for different mustardy needs
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I love how apparently per the list Bill and Melinda Gates got lynched in India and the president and VP had a death battle over a year ago and only this dude heard about it. You'd think it would have been more notable.
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Click Here if you are under 30 and/or just kinda dumb: its the death of Princess Diana
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if you wouldnt kill for brands...end another human's life... forget it... leave this thread... E: i feel the need to specify that this is itself a quote of a Good Tweet, by now deactivated account Mr. Baseball, on April 21, 2015, with the word brands and thread replacing baseball and stadium respectively and should not be construed as an attack or incitement projecthalaxy has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Sep 3, 2020 |
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CommonShore posted:I would merely ask Floyd Mayweather to read the nearest piece of publicly visible printed matter and then heel hook him while he was sounding out the letters lmao. That's the great thing about him! You can insult him as much as you want as long as you don't say it out loud.
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I like that the 3d tour has a point in the kitchen specifically so you can closely examine the 8 cases of monster energy on the table.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:earlier multipang transformers had explicit pivot lang model assumptions but i think the press dealio means that the pivot lang arose out of a later multilang to multilang model I think the google translate robot learned to speak the tongue of the gods, actually.
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Skwirl posted:My only goal in life at this point is to meet a capybara in person, I want that to happen and then a sniper to take me out. shocking twist: the capybara and the sniper are one and the same
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The dead body would come to life. It might not be (for whatever meaning of be you like) the former occupant, but when you place that old silk hat on its head, the corpse will begin to dance around. This is supported in the original literature.
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He hates living life safely. Hates it. Always going around sticking forks in light sockets, the sigma male.
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In NM we just watched instructional dvds that our instructor would pause to complain about how the government was trying to take his oil [The government was not trying to take his oil] [He had no oil]
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Delaware has not yet, despite claiming to be a modern state, has no commercial airports, possibly because they can't figure out how to build tollbooths that tall
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I won a free vaccine appointment off a scratchoff ticket.
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The entire point of the CW is "remember that thing well guess what it's horny now". Riverdale, all the DC shows, Scooby Doo (they changed the name to Supernatural for some reason) I don't know if this is real but I could see it being a submitted pilot treatment by someone trying to follow their patterns
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It's probably not the mathematically correct answer but if you ask if it's the ace of spades and it is, you'll look like a real baller.
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A villain shaving spider-man is definitely one of those bizarre possibly procedurally generated Elsa's Thoracic Surgery youtubes/flash games there's a billion of.
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they are trying to cast Shellga!
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Take a number thats almost 30, multiply it by 3, get a number that's almost 90, do the soyface: This Is Content
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Slurping down a barrel of choccy milk every month to own the... libs? boomers? middle classes? Whoever CNN was trying to own.
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Just check which end has the plug before you hang them bing bong so simple
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Schneider Inside Her posted:Sure it seems easy in a vacuum but try hanging em up while you're being yelled at by your wife don't have a wife bing bong so simple
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fullroundaction posted:I fully believe that Andrew WK is a franchised character and multiple people have played him since the beginning. That’s my weird one Would you say the various Andrews WK form a clique of some kind? A cadre? A... party???
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*looks through telescope, sees a million soviets arrayed against our forces* *turns to glorious leader* "Just win, forehead."
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Nov 17, 2021 20:08
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You'd think she'd been around long enough to unlock Crown Authority 4 and be able to name her own heir. Maybe try the debug console.
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Bunch of egregious strokes itt
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NetBeans dad.
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zoux posted:I think you guys are underestimating the total cost of universal pre-k and universal health care vs. a jet pack. It's one jet pack, Michael. What could it cost, 800B?
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Mr. Lobe posted:Why us that bird tweeting the Mercedes Benz logo It got a sponcon deal
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Toaster Beef posted:As Fools Infinite noted, American food companies make the serving size whatever the gently caress because they know the only number most folks are looking at is the really big 'Calories' number—so you end up with something like "hey these peanuts are only 160 calories per serving, they're practically a health food, go ahead and eat half the tin," where 'half the tin' accounts for like four servings. I wonder how cool it must be to live in a country where absolutely every single aspect of your life is not filled with lies designed specifically to kill you. It must be rad. Like you watch TV and it's not all shrieking panic between hepatitis pill ads. dang.
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Encyclopedia Brown Outwits/Saves The Pentagon
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I dunno. I'm pretty stupid now, the combination of being pretty stupid and in a small, weak body (have we all forgotten how small and weak 6 yos are) i think i would probably not rise to be the world's top scholar as I would have to have one to two naps per day and so forth. I think I would probably not be the isekai protagonist who owns all the libs and gets the girl and becomes a Kid Billionaire. I would probably trip over a lot because my feet would be the wrong size and get bored in 1st grade. Blank Check Is Not A Documentary
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Lucid Nonsense posted:If you currently have the knowledge to at least get a high school GED, 6 year old you would burn through primary and middle school. Even if high school slowed that progress, it would still be a very early graduation. I mean yeah probably. And I want you to know I mean this completely seriously, but how do you go faster? Like i went to a very broke school in rural new mexico which probably informs the above but we all had the same pace and tests and whatnot whether we were getting A's or D's. Is it a thing at like nice schools were you as a 6 year old or your parents or what have you are just like "yeah we know this already lets have the third grade stuff instead" and then you just get to do third grade or sixth grade or whatever when you're 6?
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Lucid Nonsense posted:When I was in 1st grade (6 years old), I finished my math workbook in the first few weeks of school so they moved me second grade. At the time, I wasn't mature enough to handle the move, so they put me back into first grade. This was at a rural school in southern Indiana, and anecdotal as hell, so your mileage may vary. Weird. When i did similar stuff with our reading stuff i just got told to turn it in normally and sit quietly while the others were catching up. Long story short I would prefer to not be 6 again
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My favorite part, as a spectrum kid with speech issues especially back then would be convincing either a bookie/stockbroker/whatever or some sort of adult straw gambler that I was from the future and had various moonshots to bet on because of it without coming off as a stupid imagination land boy because im 6
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