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EL BROMANCE posted:Being British and living in the US means I’m expecting to be ask about it a million times like I’m some kind of Royal expert, and not someone who doesn’t really give a gently caress either way. just say you're a republican and bask in the confused anger
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Nov 18, 2021 08:28
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i'd like to report a... justifiable homicide? https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1461411909522100224
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art as vehicle for moral/ethical/political messaging is dead. may never have really been alive.
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boofhead posted:someone, somewhere on the planet, doesn't understand the argument that "satire is complex and shouldn't ever be used because someone, somewhere on the planet might not understand it" so please don't make that argument anymore it's fine to make satire, but it's only effective at letting the author vent and getting their allies to nod knowingly.
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https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1470769102046339073Benagain posted:I'm 6'1 and bald which means about once a week a new bleeding gash appears on my head as if by magic if you're 5'10"-5'11" like me you can go to japan and get the same experience. old doorways are like exactly 180cm (70.9 inches) and hunger for gaijin scalps
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poutine is great and one of the most profound tragedies of the pandemic is that i won't be able to eat it on my company's dime on business trips to montreal ever again
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D-Pad posted:He is on fire oh my god, his pinned tweet https://twitter.com/thedickbutkus/status/1486150824669634563 
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Badger of Basra posted:What do you mean by “northern America” because no one calls it paracetamol in the US i think they mixed it up, cuz it's アセトアミノフェン (asetoaminofen) here. usually the brand name カロナール is used tho
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Friend I have shocking news about rich people being held responsible for things over the last 250 years. lol, getting fined isn't being held responsible, it's paying money so you can break the law with impunity
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https://www.etymonline.com/word/chiggerquote:chigger (n.)
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Feb 10, 2022 10:50
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i made the mistake of reading the replies to that thread and there are tons of "idgi, these are genuine issues with the movies" comments pls don't self-harm
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twitter algo surfaced this for me, so hat tip to it i guess https://twitter.com/what_eats_owls/status/1493788659585220610
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zoux posted:You can just not like someone without trying to construct a strong case for why you don't like them. Art Angels is a great album. You don't have to be friends with Grimes. no, all the people i dislike are monsters that are simultaneously extremely stupid and extremely cunning
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Bc it's the joke we do in this thread (when Matthew Modine dies, which he does often and he is also dead now)? Isn't it that's the meme thread. this is the tweet thread.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:lol holly got rekt big shitpost energy
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Atticus_1354 posted:Thankfully I just read Heinlein instead so there's no weird ideas in my head. lmao ps, i'm the way i am because i read Stranger in a Strange Land in 3rd grade
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p safe to just reflexively assume everything ajit pai says is somehow wrong
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https://twitter.com/krasnayart/status/1535642115174277120 queen poo poo
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Jun 12, 2022 23:35
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Hyperlynx posted:*buzzer sound* foul! Tweeter is a tankie. ya, you can be wrong about the aggressive imperialist attack on ukraine and be right about US "left-wing" pols. folks contain multitudes.
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's the mouse signify? apparently that's Mooshak
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i was reminded of one of my favorite tweets today https://twitter.com/qqqqo/status/994246693070651392
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rhcp would rise in my esteem if they played jon daly's parody song in a concert. bonus if it's an encore
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Sep 4, 2022 11:05
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ngl, the whole p-zombie concept seems fascist af
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rain dogs posted:Hah! I got suspended for threatening violence but got off on appeal. reminds me of when i got suspended for saying i hope they got the bastards that killed pat tillman last 9/11. i just indignantly appealed saying it was a joke (and a good one) and it went through.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I am not a manatee? i am not a marinebiologist
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Mister Speaker posted:Fly with me, Lesbian C: Drive
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Oct 11, 2022 22:31
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this tweet is minor, but i liked it https://twitter.com/gates_mcfadden/status/1581406403826098176
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i totally forgot about this and now it's my favorite tweet: https://twitter.com/tickmancer/status/1327325039855869960
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honestly, i just want to repost the Scarface with open context captioning every few pages. instead these: https://twitter.com/lingerie_addict/status/1583267300014104576 https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1583272561064153088
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Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:If he wants to eliminate a system of lords and peasants, Twitter users should be allowed to vote on who gets a check, with verified users keeping their check for a few years and then it going to vote again. A check republic they prefer checkia now
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Nov 2, 2022 11:56
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Platystemon posted:A what? weird typo(?) (gag?) way of saying seventh day adventist. which is sorta wrong since they tend to not set dates for the end times. that was the millerites, their forebears.
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Atticus_1354 posted:Ah yes. The European nations that are famous for never drinking sweet alcoholic beverages. jager was a digestif until someone in marketing (probably american) tricked everyone into doing shots of it.
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that app makes me want to scream and never stopDick Trauma posted:Thread cleanser for people of a certain age. still bummed that james avery died 
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Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/wizardjarin/status/1620836655321214976?s=20&t=TmDiy7KpFoLKBU3PC4hpQA he's a treasure
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normalize telling your homies that they're submissive and plowable
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the woke mind virus claims another victim 
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