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Well now I absolutely have to follow "a world full of 69". A guy got mad at me on Twitter because I said that throwing a McDonalds milkshake on Tommy Robinson is a truly sad sacrifice because the shake machine is always broken so McDonalds shakes are super rare. https://twitter.com/evanbirnholz/status/1127285603966517248?s=19 https://twitter.com/dril/status/1127487976286474241?s=19 https://twitter.com/JerkVening/status/1127450407213473793?s=19 https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/1127361190357680128?s=19
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Bertrand Hustle posted:This is the first I have heard of this movie, and loving what It's a movie about a man who finds a job ad for women and minority radio DJs. He applies and is turned down because he is white and a man. So he puts on a "sassy black woman" affectation and re-applies and becomes a smash hit and then begins to wonder if maybe he is a black woman in a white man's body. That's the actual plot of the film. The star is also the writer and director. Twitter is having a field day as well they should. https://twitter.com/bobbycleav/status/1126996891776929793?s=19 https://twitter.com/Schwartzish/status/1126958519926833160?s=19 https://twitter.com/SloFilmFest/status/1127398809074487296?s=19 https://twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/1126967513873637377?s=19
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Thanks good tweets thread. I forgot Good Omens hit Prime a few days ago. Gonna check it out on my days off.
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It's Timothy Olyphant. I think Olyphants are the middle Earth equivalent of elephants. Not sure.
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All Tool songs sound the same and Maynard was twice accused of rape last year. He pretty much put out a statement saying "no I didn't" and the world just decided that was enough and moved on.
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I've never understood couples who actually care about each other's income. My wife and I have been married for 10 years and it's always been "our" income. No separation. One bank account. My best friend and his wife bicker all the time about who uses who's money. That's fuckin weird to me.
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Cleretic posted:I don't know how I didn't see this in this thread when it was current, but here we go: I'm laughing so god drat hard at this. It was so unexpected. Give this clip an Oscar. Holy poo poo.
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I no poo poo got strong-armed by two Amish dudes on a Greyhound bus years ago. Those dudes could have built a barn and still had enough energy to kick my rear end in it.
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Aug 20, 2019 13:31
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Just set the box spring and matress on the floor. Bed frames are a conspiracy.
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Aug 25, 2019 10:43
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Who is the CEO of racism these days? I know there was a big shake up during their IPO.
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This is a strange thread but it has nothing to do with Tomcat: a company that makes mousetraps. They promoted this tweet for some reason. Interesting Twitter kinda-horror. https://twitter.com/grady_hendrix/status/1187889147979223040?s=09
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My Spirit Otter posted:Compare the groups open carrying I was at the local gun store today and the owner was talking about how great it is that the big stores are pulling away from guns because of liberals or whatever. The real cost of owning a firearm is talking to gun store people.
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Why do cats hate closed doors so much anyways? Mine are the same way. My bathroom door is a swinging door with no latch and one of my cats has learned how to hook his paw under it and swing it open to enter. Two things: 1. It's weird when a cat just opens the door and enters the bathroom while I'm making GBS threads. 2. It's terrifying at night when I hear the bathroom door creak open when I'm alone in bed.
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Nov 16, 2019 11:06
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You guys are just describing this comedy sketch. https://youtu.be/fsWLBOyEv6o
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Nov 30, 2019 11:37
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I was just listening to this album and cracked up at this: https://twitter.com/thejimmyconroy/status/1199815246862520328?s=19
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Beetlejuice was rated PG and Beetlejuice says gently caress. Beetlejuice is a wild movie.
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Ah gently caress I did it three times. 
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Jan 1, 2020 19:42
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That Netflix Film tweet is right. Every Shane Black film takes place during Christmas, but it has nothing to do with the plot.
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Jan 4, 2020 11:30
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The Count, famous for being a muppet.
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Slapping green vaginal Carnation Instant Breakfast. That sounds like an early 2000's Xtreme version of Carnation Instant Breakfast.
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Sandlot is a classic. I'm 30 years old and still use the overextended "For ehhh verrr".
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I have a Twitter for indie horror games. That's all my social media unless you count this place. My employer is the federal government (kinda) and they've never asked me about social media which is nice because it seems like companies have gotten really weird about it re: the hiring process. https://twitter.com/Buncahn/status/1223434167658012672?s=19
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cash crab posted:thank you reminding me of the brief nadir of american politics where candidates talked about their theoretical willingness to murder a potentially evil baby Wasn't there a guy who was specifically asking potential presidential candidates if they'd kill baby Hitler?
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Mister Mind posted:Goons in Office! When I used to buy Hershey's chocolate syrup and I got down to the end of the bottle I'd unscrew the top, fill it with milk, and shake it. Instant bottle of chocolate milk. I miss chocolate milk.
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Trying to figure out how to make this my ringtone. Absolutely stunning. Listened to his album 'Europe'. on my way home today and it's all so good.
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Vincent posted:What type of phone do you have? Nokia 6.1 running Android 10. I figure if there's a YouTube video I can rip it from there and use some sketchy app to make a ringtone.
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Shut up Meg posted:https://tvidder.com/ Thank you! I now have a ringtone that I can't use most of the time, but love dearly.
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It would be while I was teaching a class or some other moment when I absolutely do not want my phone to yell "LET ME IN IM TRYNA gently caress!"
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1171966776873279488 My quotes are green tho?
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Baby Mothman and no one can convince me otherwise.
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This is frankly amazing and I also quite like lasagna.
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