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This is not a Kaufmanesque bit. While it would be nice to think it is a joke she has spent 9 months in prison for dog sex. Bad tweet. https://twitter.com/vastidity/status/1157087453884248064
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pablo gbscobar posted:Dog tweets (Not that kind) give me life Really? They can be pretty intense sometimes. https://twitter.com/yesmaaike/status/1153333144474357760
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Shut up Meg posted:Not viewable in my region, but I'll keep my eye out and hope someone reposts it. Pro tip: They post the same videos to FB and it isn't region locked there. Here you go
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Dareon posted:Has anyone feral hogged the trolley problem yet? Given that 20,000,000 people a year works out to be more than 2 per second this is much more of an issue than feral hogs that come in waves of about 1 every 6 seconds.
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Shut up Meg posted:Sorry, am I being thick or is that particular video not posted? It's definitely there for me as I'm in the middle of watching it and I know this trick because I'm in a region locked country. Try googling the episode name + facebook and you should find a link to it.
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Shut up Meg posted:Thanks for the help. I couldn't find it on Facebook anywhere (maybe it does has some region blocking?), but using the episode name eventually got me to finding it on Streamable. It may not have helped that I posted the wrong link though as I can't copy from the correct tab apparently.
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These are the birds we need but instead we're stuck with 80's trash rockhopper penguins and their mullets https://twitter.com/EmWritesScience/status/1159575374621290497
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jojoinnit posted:I live in England but have an American laptop so whenever I need to do finance talk I first Google "pound sign" to get ready. If you happen to be on a mac it's option+3
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Avogato was right there for the taking.
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Who What Now posted:Everyone walking around acting like daddy is fine and normal but call a dude "mommy" one time... Misandry is real.
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Skwirl posted:You've successfully taken apart, moved and then reassembled IKEA furniture? What loving black magic is that? It comes apart just as easily as it went together. https://twitter.com/jodotcom/status/1165349521326530562
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Bertrand Hustle posted:and his provost called Bret out He offered him a job. Sure it's in a passive aggressive academic fashion but it's still a job offer.
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Teach posted:....it's a knuckle sandwich. How is this hard to grasp? That's not the hard part. There is a lot of poo poo happening these days and knowing which particular thing (if any) it's referencing can be lost in all the noise.
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Memento posted:Ok that last one wasn't great. This time for sure! 
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This isn't an amazingly good tweet as a stand alone but the frothing rage the combination of AOC and Greta Thunberg induces in chuds warms the cockles. https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1167933164511092736
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Bertrand Hustle posted:It was really the saddest excuse for a parade that I've ever seen. A single borrowed float and a couple dozen ugly white dudes with only a passing acquaintance with the concept of personal grooming. https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1167851108162834433
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Our side was at least a thousand strong and definitely better dressed. How many anime pillows did you have? None you say? That speaks volumes for how strong you really were.
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Inspector 34 posted:It's well known that PT stands for people thrasher.  It stands for Phineas Taylor
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zoux posted:It's been almost 20 years but when I used to wait tables, there were people who would get legit mad if you said "no problem" rather than "you're welcome". I've always thought "you're welcome" sounds kind of snooty since it's used sarcastically so much. Don't forget that people like this have gone a very long time only hearing a sarcastic "you're welcome" and have never noticed the sarcasm in it.
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Snitches get stitches. We don't have a scootyfrood thread anymore so you all have to read this thread instead. https://twitter.com/plalor/status/1169544516048687105
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greazeball posted:There is a schadenfreude thread though! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3897718 Thanks for sharing that, I didn't realise we got a new one.
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chitoryu12 posted:Two weeks ago I missed a day of work because, while trying to cough up mucus, it got stuck in my throat and caused me to throw up. This led to a feedback loop of the vomiting bringing more into my mouth to trigger my gag reflex until I tore my esophagus and began puking blood. This is not a good tweet at all.
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chitoryu12 posted:Like it turned out to be a minor tear that healed in two days, but it's loving terrifying. When you puke blood, there's not many things that cause it and most of them end with "You're dying." Puking blood after you've been puking for a bit is usually a sign that you've ruptured something while puking. I learned this after a hospital visit due to puking blood after a bunch of regular puking. If it starts off as blood 
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tangy yet delightful posted:I'm basically a part time Australian from reading all the Aussie posts on SA. This is in reference to the entire apartment block that had to be evacuated due to poor build quality, am I rite? Yes. Well aside from the fact that it's not just one apartment block now. It's to the point that even r/sydney has an "<x> days since structural defect" counter running. Running consensus is don't buy an apartment that was built in the last 20 odd years here. Which is a large percentage of our apartments.
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