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Pththya-lyi posted:heckin good dystopia tangy yet delightful posted:You are supposed to change your colleagues backgrounds and move icons around anytime they leave their computer unlocked and unattended. For real IT security you just need an office of workers just out of college you see. bort has a new favorite as of 00:23 on Jan 8, 2021 |
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Ishamael posted:Apologies if it was posted, I didn't see it. But this is the only piece of media from the last couple days to get a legit laugh from me: 
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Mak0rz posted:These videos are funny and give me the
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feels, but they are actually from months ago and the people are throwing tantrums about mask rules.
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https://twitter.com/JoelBurgess/status/1409013849584504833?s=20  Incredible thread threadreader link
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Do Wood Goatse's finger tattoos measure radius?
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Erwin posted:gently caress, I reread this like 10 times trying to figure out what I was missing. Surely it’s funny since it was worthy of being posted in the tweet thread.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Foone has super ADHD. Like, they've posted about it and how it impacts their life. Part of that is that tweet threads take crazy topic shifts. Lunchables seems to think it's some performative thing but I've never gotten that impression.
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George Wallace and Wendy Liebman write the best goddamn jokes https://twitter.com/mrgeorgewallace/status/1489995191050072066?s=21 https://twitter.com/wendyliebman/status/1490093347364474880?s=21
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HopperUK posted:Listen I know this sounds nuts but do not on any account release Barabbas
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Skwirl posted:Yeah, Dee Snider has literally testified in front of congress against "traditional conservative values."
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Jer: “how does this read?” bort: “Wait for Legal to reply before you post it. Leading with “SUBORDINATES” may put your audience on the defensive.”
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/robo_cop_a_feel/status/1527467565533933569?s=21&t=ieIxzVGjpC99a9Sk4xcfzQ 
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Read After Burning posted:Edit: apologies, all. While the gendered language of the post still rubs me the wrong way, I sincerely apologize for dragging other goons into the matter, as that was totally irrelevant to my point of "Hey, this is worded kinda sexist".  and scroll-eyes... It’s cool you own your response and dealt with the fallout.
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McCracAttack posted:Fess up. Who in here googled what a gorilla's dick looked like because of the last few pages? I looked it up. It's pithecophilia
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darkwasthenight posted:Is it actually useful being able to write with both hands? Doesn't seem like a talent that would come up much, but it's kind of cool I guess.  I thought bi erasure meant something totally different.
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JPrime posted:why is the emoji called sue me
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Cleretic posted:Probably; I know that's the only reason I know that vermillion and saffron are colors. But I actually remember viridian is green because City of Heroes had a character named 'Viridian' who wore a green suit! The Warshade power set had powers with dark, black, shadow, twilight, umbra/penumbra, Stygian, inky, sunless on and on.
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sebmojo posted:It's very well done, definitely a labor of love
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Platystemon posted:Riley Reid is a criminal.
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https://twitter.com/kimmymonte/status/1574209670075523072?s=21&t=BUjQCFF-51NUf9w_prvCog Edit: original TikToks https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRm25pXp/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRm2f7jJ/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRm2r8p9/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRm25haY/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRm2RQxF/ bort has a new favorite as of 07:44 on Sep 27, 2022 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:i am not a marinebiologist
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Yo, did you miss the meeting? Don’t get dirty in that worthless fight. Stay out of it.Scaramouche posted:Have you seen the price of butter? Having a knife dedicated to it is sheer decadence 
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Hyperlynx posted:It turns out the age of consent in the UK is 16
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