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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/1229715325324795904 Let the man finish. This is the closest I've seen white people get to a culture
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Alan Smithee posted:Pretty sure he’s an early 2000 teens movie Villian hth He's going to get the teen community center demolished to build luxury condos
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Doc Hawkins posted:were you chowderheads crackin wise about my great-aunt Pipelíne??
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wizzardstaff posted:This took only 0.5 seconds to get funny and the joke never changed, and yet I was utterly destroyed throughout the entire video. Otterly destroyed, surely. 
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March 14 is International Spider Day, where they'll become Shelob
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Korea has a ton of love for the Simpsons, due to the early seasons being animated there.
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Alan Smithee posted:why the gently caress is Raiden there They were asking for help from God but not being specific
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I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth chap, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .32 S&W, the most powerful double action revolver in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, rapscallion?
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Son of Rodney posted:Why is it even called trolling, no body on the internet even lives under a bridge and they never ask for 2 gold talents. Makes no sense. Trolling doesn't refer to that kind of trolls, the original meaning was heyyyyyyyyyyy...
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Cleretic posted:The best part is learning that they're rgetting old playable skaters in and scanning them to be in-game as their current ages. One of my neighbors is a former pro skater (you probably haven't heard of him. Short career and pretty low on the billing list when he toured for exhibitions). He's about 50 now and looks like the average dad, little thick around the middle and thinning, graying hair. Every few months he'll drive his Lexus to a skate park and go shred in front of a bunch of very surprised teens. Absolutely not who you would expect to drop into a halfpipe
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I remember someone posting an ad here from a science mag, of a low foam biological homogenizer. It was essentially a laboratory-grade industrial blender for mice. It is also, I assume, what snakes use to make margaritas.
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A 17th century tercio commander would look at police riot deployments and first ask "where are the pikes?"
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Mak0rz posted:Remember Ken's criterion is that people have to like their work. I guess that makes Clint Eastwood the lone exception to that rule.
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Jollity Farm posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/hozier/status/1270775267506753536 He has left church and is taking Graham to school.
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Mak0rz posted:I'm seeing a lot of tweets like that about an "anarchist commune." Which one are they talking about? What's the gist of it? https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1270956846027665408
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Whenever I turn on the TV, my kids ask "what are we going to watch?" I always respond with the dullest sounding documentary I can think of. Yesterday it was "part one of a six part documentary about dung beetles" What's the point of having kids if you can't annoy them back?
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Apprentice Dick posted:The point was to make MAGA bros dislike the names with terrorists they dislike, they would almost certainly like Fort Hitler. A lot of military installations have formal events throughout the year. Renaming it to Fort Hitler would mean fewer balls.
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"other fellow had pull" sounds like a very courteous coworker
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EL BROMANCE posted:Also the mugshot wasn’t from the police, and they have no record of her. she paid them off with a case of gamer girl bath water
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grittyreboot posted:My little boy is named Canyon Rope it's a perfectly cromulent name
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https://twitter.com/carolinefiend/status/1273713463223889934 mod Cyrano refers to this is "load bearing racism"
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Doc Hawkins posted:yeah, but then you'd need electrical outlets in every room No problem. In fact, I have 14 outlets above my cabinets in the kitchen alone!
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zoux posted:Gab is a failure and soon Parler will be as well. He's only going there because there's not a "share to Parler" button for him to accidentally click on porn videos when he's browsing on 9/11
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The only explanation that would make sense for cheese wife is if she's pregnant. It is not recommended to eat soft cheeses like you should eat on fajitas (cotija, queso fresco) I'm probably overthinking it and the real answer is that they're both whiny tasteless babies
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theflyingexecutive posted:This has the best replies of any tweet itt Man you're not kidding. https://twitter.com/tennei/status/1277433359388545024 https://twitter.com/pat_the_rice/status/1277698442186362880 (this is me having to read and reread the Patois to get the jokes)
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mind the walrus posted:I don't want to meet the person who didn't like the Scholastic Book Fair. Like ok if you were dyslexic and the Book Fair was just a highlight on your difficulties, then fine, but any more and you're either a psychopath or a blistering moron. Agreed. If you know of a better place to get Goosebumps books, shark pencil toppers, and a poster with a picture of a Lamborghini I'd like to see it 
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"Grahms, Johnny Dipp says he's gonna cut off my deek."
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Cleretic posted:So, unlike you (but like her), I have done actual research. dog wrestling mask, eh? 
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MizPiz posted:There's something extremely apt about Taco Bell being Arizona's If you find yourself at a Taco Bell in Arizona, you have already made several bad decisions
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RandomFerret posted:Nobody with a blue checkmark has ever said anything interesting sex gifs
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I knew it was Cookie Monster. Even when it was Osama Bin Laden I knew it was Cookie Monster
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I don't mind most nematoda. But C. elegans? I could do without C. elegans.
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