NFL Divisional Saturday GDT - Colts and Chiefs vs Snow

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Colts	15	12.20%
Chiefs	28	22.76%
SCORING	31	25.20%
SNOW	49	39.84%
Total:	73 votes

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Athanatos posted:

https://twitter.com/ESPNMichele/status/1084183263726522368

HE DOINKED THE DICK

# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 22:15

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 22:36

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Colts are looking loving awful so far

# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 22:45

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I didn't expect this game to be good but goddamn this feels like it'll be a total blowout

# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 23:02

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Oh goddammit Mahomes you had better not be injured, you are one of like three exciting QBs under the age of 35 in this league

# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 23:24

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

lol, that chyron: 15 first downs for the Chiefs, 0 for the Colts

edit: make that 16

# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 23:52

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Why the gently caress would they show the guy who did it on national television, as if that won't encourage a dozen more idiots to do it because "I'M GONNA GET ON TV, MA!"

There isn't poo poo else to do in Kansas City, this is their one shot at the big time

# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 23:55

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

CHECKMATE LOSERS, FIRST DOWN ESTABLISHED

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 00:01

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

CRANK THAT DOINKA BOY

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 00:06

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Kalli posted:

Yeah, I don't think the Colts have a chance in hell of turning this game around.

I think the Chiefs playoffs curse manifests this year as a turbofucking from the goddamn Patriots, because this is the Darkest Timeline

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 00:24

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

CharlestheHammer posted:

That wasn�t even directed at anyone

I feel like it was directed at the ref's soft, velvet lips.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 00:32

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

This Colts offense has just been goddamn bodied by a mediocre-to-bad Chiefs defense.

The Chiefs� defense finished last or second-to-last in passing yards (4,374), total yards (6,488) and yards per rush (5.0). The Chiefs gave up the most first downs ever, with 419. And though they ranked 24th in points ceded, with 421, only three other teams since 1990, when the playoffs expanded to include six teams from each conference, gave up that many and still advanced to the postseason.

The Colts have scored zero offensive points and have 126 yards. Of that total, 70 came on the last drive of the second half when the Chiefs were basically in prevent mode.

Jesus Christ.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 01:14

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Nail Rat posted:

Yeah but keep piling on me because it's easy points and codependent poster brings up poo poo from 6-10 years ago. It's bad. The colts offense should be able to move the ball against this defense. Unless the whole season was a fluke, the coaches failed.

idk what you're talking about, Mr. Nail Rat

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 01:22

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

KICKER'S GOT A BIG BUTT

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 01:26

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

How is that possibly a penalty

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 01:33

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Strobe posted:

Item 2: Running into the Kicker. It is a foul for running into the kicker if a defensive player:
(a) contacts the kicking foot of the kicker, even if the kicker is airborne when the contact occurs; or
(b) slides under the kicker, preventing him from returning both feet to the ground.

OK, fair, but I'll revise my argument to "why is that possibly a penalty"

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 01:37

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 22:36

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

lol, what the gently caress was that finale

Andrew Luck continues the proud legacy of postseason choking in Indianapolis

# ¿ Jan 13, 2019 01:46

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