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Heh. The man can't keep me down.
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Jan 14, 2019 14:46
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- Adbot
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May 15, 2024 02:08
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- bradzilla
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Doing 5 over the speed limit with middle fingers up
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Jan 14, 2019 14:59
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- bradzilla
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Jaywalking while shouting "I am a sovereign citizen!"
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Jan 14, 2019 15:00
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK
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doing an weede, in Texas, walking down the street, right in front of God and everybody
dandelion tea
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Jan 14, 2019 15:30
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- alnilam
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writing "gently caress the irs" on the copy of my tax worksheets I keep for my personal records
in pencil
just in case there's ever an audit, I can erase it and the man will never know
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Jan 14, 2019 16:18
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- super sweet best pal
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Jaywalking while shouting "I am a sovereign citizen!"
Walking across a the street when no cars are in sight because there's no crosswalk for a quarter mile. That's how mafia works.
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Jan 15, 2019 03:18
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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getting my change and noticing the "take a penny, leave a penny" sign, trying not to let anyone see my glee as i ignore it. almost tripping as i do my best casual walk out of the store. panting as i get into my car, the thrill of almost getting caught is invigorating, my heart is still racing as i pull onto the road. 35mph sign, i smirk as the needle moves ever so slightly to 36, panic sets in as i hit 37, i brake hard, pull off to the side of the road and carefully throw the car into park.
it's been maybe an hour now, i can't stop crying, sobbing. after a few more minutes i get my cool back, eyes are red, i wipe the snot from my nose and crumple the tissue, carefully deposit it into my little car trash bin. it's ok now, its ok. i let out a little laugh, half heartedly at first. too much laughing. it frightens me, too far, today i went too far.
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Jan 15, 2019 05:11
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- Manifisto
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getting my change and noticing the "take a penny, leave a penny" sign, trying not to let anyone see my glee as i ignore it. almost tripping as i do my best casual walk out of the store. panting as i get into my car, the thrill of almost getting caught is invigorating, my heart is still racing as i pull onto the road. 35mph sign, i smirk as the needle moves ever so slightly to 36, panic sets in as i hit 37, i brake hard, pull off to the side of the road and carefully throw the car into park.
it's been maybe an hour now, i can't stop crying, sobbing. after a few more minutes i get my cool back, eyes are red, i wipe the snot from my nose and crumple the tissue, carefully deposit it into my little car trash bin. it's ok now, its ok. i let out a little laugh, half heartedly at first. too much laughing. it frightens me, too far, today i went too far.
lol
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Jan 15, 2019 05:16
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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yelling, "foods done!", while slightly chuckling at the meat thermometer showing 164 degrees.
"you can't tell me how I cook my chicken, jamie oliver"
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Jan 15, 2019 09:15
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- bradzilla
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entering a store through the out doors, a single drop of sweat rolls down my forehead
turning it up to 11 and also leaving the store through the in doors
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Jan 15, 2019 13:55
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- bradzilla
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drinking a bottle of water that is one day past expiration
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Jan 15, 2019 13:58
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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using a fake plastic tab to pick open the trolley lock at the supermarket
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Jan 15, 2019 16:09
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- Mummy Napkin
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vapin a juul within 10 feet of the building entrance
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Jan 15, 2019 16:37
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- bradzilla
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transferring liquor from one bottle to another in my home
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Jan 15, 2019 17:06
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- FutonForensic
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not donating to the NPR fundraising campaign playing on the radio like a badass (I still listen to them talk during the fundraising part even though the rest of the carpool begs me to change the channel)
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Jan 15, 2019 17:16
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- vanisher
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Never using those free sanitizing wipes for the carts at the entrance of the supermarket, like a badass
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Jan 15, 2019 18:06
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- vanisher
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Parking my car and entering the McDonalds instead of going through the drive through
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Jan 15, 2019 18:08
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Taking the container out of the microwave and opening it right away, rather than waiting for one minute.
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Jan 15, 2019 18:33
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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not donating to the NPR fundraising campaign playing on the radio like a badass (I still listen to them talk during the fundraising part even though the rest of the carpool begs me to change the channel)
you're a god drat monster
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Jan 15, 2019 20:22
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- Space Taxi
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Washing my hands after I go to the toilet but only using water.
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Jan 16, 2019 02:56
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- super sweet best pal
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Running out into the crosswalk after the DON'T WALK sign started blinking and making it across before the light changes. I cannot be stopped!
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Jan 16, 2019 06:59
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- Space Taxi
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Returning my shopping trolley to the corral but not pushing it all the way to the end
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Jan 16, 2019 07:04
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- bradzilla
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Not scanning a single apple at the self-checkout. I'm paying for the rest of the bag, though so I can say "lol whoops, I forgot how to count, security personnel!"
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Jan 16, 2019 13:11
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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only offering to help when you're carrying the last bag of groceries
everyone in the idf must die
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Jan 16, 2019 18:51
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- google THIS
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Gently removing a sleeping cat from my lap because I need to get up.
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Jan 16, 2019 20:48
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- bradzilla
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Gently removing a sleeping cat from my lap because I need to get up.
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Jan 16, 2019 22:33
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- bare bottom pancakes
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Production: Complete
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Gently removing a sleeping cat from my lap because I need to get up.
this is too hosed up for byob
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Jan 17, 2019 05:41
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May 15, 2024 02:08
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- bare bottom pancakes
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Production: Complete
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taking the last two slices of pizza in the fridge
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Jan 17, 2019 05:41
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