Feeling like a badass running a stop sign with no one around

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bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

blasting "gently caress the police" at max volume in my headphones but pausing the song when a cop walks by

# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:42

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:49

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

taking a cold bottle of water from the fridge and not putting a new one in

# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:43

bradzilla

Setting the oven temp to 420 instead of 425 like the directions say

# ? Jan 17, 2019 13:57

Manifisto

bradzilla posted:

Setting the oven temp to 420 instead of 425 like the directions say

"hmm, also the directions say 25 minutes. welp, 69 minutes it is"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 17, 2019 14:00

vanisher

google THIS posted:

Gently removing a sleeping cat from my lap because I need to get up.

what

# ? Jan 17, 2019 23:30

vanisher

Never polishing my black shoes for work because it's not like I'm in the military come on geez

# ? Jan 17, 2019 23:32

xcheopis

google THIS posted:

Gently removing a sleeping cat from my lap because I need to get up.

wtf is wrong with you!

# ? Jan 18, 2019 04:52

alnilam

leaving a single funy note in the margin of a library book, in pencil

# ? Jan 18, 2019 18:00

alnilam

taking extras of the little scrap papers they leave out at the library to write catalog numbers on, and keeping them, in case i need to scribble down a note later

# ? Jan 18, 2019 18:02

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

waiting till the end of the national anthem and then whispering to myself, "that's what she said", trying to hold back my giggling

# ? Jan 18, 2019 18:05

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Lurking byob without posting in the Hello Welcome & Chat thread

# ? Jan 18, 2019 18:16

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Barking Gecko posted:

Lurking byob without posting in the Hello Welcome & Chat thread

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jan 18, 2019 18:46

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Bicycling at 20mph through a parking lot that has posted a 10mph speed limit.

# ? Jan 19, 2019 19:01

bradzilla

Taking the tags off furniture I don't own

# ? Jan 20, 2019 22:51

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Trying all the things the Myth Busters told me not to try at home one by one, in alphabetical order

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 01:58

bradzilla

Not putting an opened food container in the fridge after opening.

But only packages that say "Serving Suggestion - Refrigerate after opening"

# ? Jan 23, 2019 18:39

FactsAreUseless

[whispered aloud in an empty apartment] rear end

# ? Jan 27, 2019 09:04

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

FactsAreUseless posted:

[whispered aloud in an empty apartment] rear end

# ? Jan 27, 2019 09:07

unidef freeman: by R. Guyovich

raybans and a leather jacket

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# ? Jan 30, 2019 04:49

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Not rewinding a VHS rental and then returning it

to Netflix

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:23

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Taking the elevator in the event of fire :cool:

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:26

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

I just got BAD tattooed on my rear end.

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:28

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*Checks watch. Has now had an erection lasting four hours five minutes and hasn't told anyone.* Heh heh heh

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:28

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

I just tore the tag off my mattress. Freakin' right, take that, THE MAN. YOU DON'T OWN ME.

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:32

FactsAreUseless

Doing a lot of murders but extremely humble about it

# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:01

bradzilla

Honking instead of texting when picking up a friend

# ? Feb 8, 2019 23:09

bradzilla

Taking more than one free sample at the grocery store

# ? Feb 8, 2019 23:12

bradzilla

Intentionally parking bad in an unused parking lot

# ? Feb 8, 2019 23:20

Bargearse: 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Hanging out right under a "no loitering" sign

# ? Feb 11, 2019 03:21

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

Smoking 24 9/10 feet from an entrance with a no smoking within 25 feet sign.

I live dangerously.

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 03:28

Twenty Four

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Smoking 24 9/10 feet from an entrance with a no smoking within 25 feet sign.

I live dangerously.

I'm sewage flavored.

Almost every time I read your posts such as I edited above, with your sig saying "I'm sewage flavored" at the end, and I think "what does that have to do with anything?" Then I immediately remember it's your sig and it makes it that much funnier.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 07:51

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

power walking with scissors

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 11, 2019 11:52

alnilam

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Smoking 24 9/10 feet from an entrance with a no smoking within 25 feet sign.

I live dangerously.

Dividing a foot into 10 instead of 2, 3, 4, or 6 as the king intended

# ? Feb 11, 2019 14:54

Mummy Napkin

eatin a pear from the supermarket...WITHOUT washing it

# ? Feb 11, 2019 18:39

Robot Made of Meat

Removing a thumb drive from my computer WITHOUT ejecting it first.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Feb 12, 2019 02:56

super sweet best pal

Letting the frozen pizza thaw a little before cooking it. History's greatest monster right here.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 07:13

Rinzla

Blowing through a red light at 3am drunk because taxi tried to charge me �25 for a 3 mile to ride, being followed by the police for the last two miles, falling off my bike on my drive, having them ask if I live there, me saying yes and getting the reply, �get to bed then dickhead.�

# ? Feb 12, 2019 11:53

Goons Are Gifts

Buying a bottle of soda and drinking it in the store before buying it to then place the empty bottle on the counter and pay for it this way because you didn't want to steal it, you were just thirsty

# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:36

google THIS

Rinzla posted:

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The moment when this post all started to make sense

# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:16

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:49

Rinzla

google THIS posted:

The moment when this post all started to make sense

Indeed, I tipped my hand too early.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 16:21

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