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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i say that it is pork. consider:

1) all of the other three you can just toss in a pan and fry but pork is at it's best when filled with preservatives or amalgamated (ie bacon/sausage)
2) only meat where the veggie version can compete as an equal (sausages)
3) neither halal nor kosher

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its mutton OP

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

A pig who poo poo on he own balls, a shameful pig

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

turkey, probably. i figure that counts

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

long pig :getin:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Tongues, hearts, livers and assholes. Ok maybe not the last one, hotdogs are plenty mainstream.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i may have hosed up the poll after having to resize the image to meet the puritan size constraints of this dead website so i'm going to have to manually tally the results as we go

pork: 3 (i get two votes [prima nocta])
lamb: 1
unusable and irrelevant bullshit: 3

turkey is a novelty meat, the american lutefisk

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

turkey is the meat you have at your two biggest annual celebrations - thanksgiving, and your birthday

the mandatory birthday turkey is always unpleasant but you can't say it's not universal

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Colonel Cancer posted:

Tongues, hearts, livers and assholes. Ok maybe not the last one, hotdogs are plenty mainstream.

I am reliably informed that millenials eat rear end, hotdogs are safe.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

lol but seriously I posted:

i may have hosed up the poll after having to resize the image to meet the puritan size constraints of this dead website so i'm going to have to manually tally the results as we go

pork: 3 (i get two votes [prima nocta])
lamb: 1
unusable and irrelevant bullshit: 3

turkey is a novelty meat, the american lutefisk

I知 not certain that you are skilled enough to tabulate correctly, op.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
thanksgiving food in general is mostly garbage and theres a reason no one eats that poo poo the other 364 days of the year

ham is good though because you end up with a ton of leftovers and make ham sandos for like 2 weeks afterwards

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Nobody eats lamb or mutton in this country unless it's in gyro form.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Chinatown posted:

thanksgiving food in general is mostly garbage and theres a reason no one eats that poo poo the other 364 days of the year

ham is good though because you end up with a ton of leftovers and make ham sandos for like 2 weeks afterwards

Eat fresh you loving gabbagool

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Chinatown posted:

thanksgiving food in general is mostly garbage and theres a reason no one eats that poo poo the other 364 days of the year

yes! exactly!

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Burt Sexual posted:

I知 not certain that you are skilled enough to tabulate correctly, op.

do not doubt me burt sexual but if you will doubt me hack in a checkbox poll because this would be very slightly better with a poll (anyone else noticed we talk about food a lot)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

goons have limited interests

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

lol but seriously I posted:

do not doubt me burt sexual but if you will doubt me hack in a checkbox poll because this would be very slightly better with a poll (anyone else noticed we talk about food a lot)

I am powerless to recover your mangled thread. Sorry!

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Burt Sexual posted:

I am powerless to recover your mangled thread. Sorry!

ffs at least edit my posts to be funny or interesting

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


if you can be assed to thaw and butcher a frozen turkey to freeze and save for later it's Maximum Meat Value. It's cheaper per lb than the bags of butcher bones I buy for stock.

a 15-16lb bird is about 10 bucks here. A combo meal at Hardees comes out to slightly more.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Foie gras, the most disgusting of the white people food. Maybe jellied eels is grosser.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Tom Gorman posted:

if you can be assed to thaw and butcher a frozen turkey to freeze and save for later it's Maximum Meat Value. It's cheaper per lb than the bags of butcher bones I buy for stock.

a 15-16lb bird is about 10 bucks here. A combo meal at Hardees comes out to slightly more.

but it smells like farts this is not appealing to me also IT IS nOT A REGULAR MEAT PLEASE TAKE ALL TURKEY DISCUSSION TO THE MINORITY MEAT OVERFLOW THREAD: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3814064

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Mutton is not a mainstream meat

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Mutton is not a mainstream meat

i;m counting it as lamb this is what is happening

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I want to eat horse

but I live in America

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Did someone say snausages?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqBcBsmMQVA

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



lol but seriously I posted:

i say that it is pork. consider:

1) all of the other three you can just toss in a pan and fry but pork is at it's best when filled with preservatives or amalgamated (ie bacon/sausage)
2) only meat where the veggie version can compete as an equal (sausages)
3) neither halal nor kosher



Counterpoint: Ham cubes are objectively the best restaurant salad bar topping (and the best salad topping in general)

I eat piles of ham cubes just by themselves with maybe a little dressing on them. I wish I was eating some right now.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

lol but seriously I posted:

i;m counting it as lamb this is what is happening

Even less so

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Chinatown posted:

its mutton OP
It's this. Even people who like lamb don't like mutton. Mutton is loving terrible.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bushmeat

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I. M. Gei posted:

Counterpoint: Ham cubes are objectively the best restaurant salad bar topping (and the best salad topping in general)

I eat piles of ham cubes just by themselves with maybe a little dressing on them. I wish I was eating some right now.
:chloe:

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
I've seen more people eat quail then I have eat lamb

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



gently caress now I知 craving salad bar ham cubes again

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




You know I知 right

Maybe you don稚 wanna say it out loud but deep down, you know

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I. M. Gei posted:

You know I知 right

Maybe you don稚 wanna say it out loud but deep down, you know
You have never, and I mean this sincerely, been right about anything.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

It's lamb out of your choices OP. Nobody eats lamb

But out of the actual mainstream meats, it's probably chicken. I love chicken but its pretty much terrible unless it's been marinated, breaded or fried, preferably all 3. At the very least you want a gravy or some kind of dip to go with it.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



The best salad is a pile of toppings and dressing with no lettuce or greens of any kind

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
bacon is the premier meat. i agree tho no pork for me that poo poo is gross

slime_golem
Jul 14, 2011

At this rate, the American dollar won't be worth the foreskins they're printed on.
The humble ortolan

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
It's beef. It's destroying the environment and isn't all that great for you, anyway.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
How could I forget pigpoopballs existed? I知 a shameful goon unworthy of SA

e:YIKES

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