Shutdown pool. if you guessed 25th GET FREE AV NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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galenanorth: May 19, 2016

Post the day you think the shutdown will end, and when it ends we'll see who has the closest guess. You don't have to toxx, but you can if you want to

I'll go with May 6

Edit:
logikv9 is giving out an avatar to the those who guess the right date, and dupes are fine. Here is a table of guesses as of January 26, 12:40 PM (UTC). Yesterday night, Trump signed a bill re-opening the government for three weeks, meaning that furloughed workers get their backpay. January 25 is the winner.

Username Guess Notes
Grand Prize Winner 9/11/1973 I'm betting that the current shutdown ends on 9/11/1973, possibly through a time warp or something involving the word "quantum"
ELI PORTER 1/19/2019
SpaceSDoorGunner 1/20/2019
iSimian 1/21/2019
Loutre 1/22/2019
Some Guy TT 1/23/2019
succ 1/24/2019
Calde 1/24/2019
ur in my world now 1/25/2019
bare bottom pancakes 1/25/2019
Annath 1/25/2019
Sheng-Ji Yang 1/25/2019
Jabberlock 1/25/2019
Dick Milhous Rock! 1/26/2019
No. 1 Apartheid Fan 1/27/2019 On January 27th, 2019 we'll get the announcement with lines like "back to work on Monday!"
CommanderApaul 1/28/2019
Pentecoastal Elites 1/28/2019
En Garde Motherfuckers 1/28/2019
crazy cloud 1/29/2019
Themage 1/29/2019
Ruzihm 1/29/2019
Party Plane Jones 1/30/2019
Who What Now 1/30/2019 A bill will pass on the 28th.
Automatonic Water 1/30/2019
Bearded Whiteguy 1/30/2019
the bitcoin of weed 1/31/2019
kibaces 2/1/2019
TheDon01 2/1/2019
A Big Fuckin Hornet 2/1/2019
Stairmaster 2/1/2019
2013 lurker rereg 2/2/2019 toxx
Eat This Glob 2/2/2019
Bob Socko 2/3/2019 Everyone will be distracted by the Superbowl.
KaptainKrunk 2/4/2019
rapeface 2/4/2019
LionYeti 2/5/2019
TurboFlamingChicken 2/6/2019
1011001 2/6/2019
Lawman 0 2/8/2019
burdt 2/8/2019
BeefThief 2/8/2019
im on the net me boys 2/8/2019
Heck Yes! Loam! 2/8/2019
One More Fat Nerd 2/11/2019
paul_soccer10 2/11/2019
dads friend steve 2/11/2019
R. Guyovich 2/11/2019
Filthy Hans 2/12/2019
sullat 2/13/2019
The Dipshit 2/14/2019
Shinjobi 2/14/2019
thicc_waluigi 2/14/2019
System Metternich 2/14/2019
Primpin and Pimpin 2/15/2019
A Fancy Hat 2/15/2019
DrManiac 2/15/2019 tsp is going to gently caress off after having to deal with super bowl assholes and missing another two pay checks.
LordoftheScheisse 2/17/2019 Michael Jordan's birthday
Missingnoleader 2/18/2019
Rynn 2/18/2019
Bert Roberge 2/18/2019
Vox Nihili 2/20/2019
WrightOfWay 2/21/2019
Idia 2/22/2019
nooneofconsequence 2/23/2019
Apples McGrind 2/26/2019
BraveUlysses 2/28/2019
Mayor Dave 2/28/2019
Brogeoisie 2/28/2019
BraveUlysses 2/28/2019 69th day of the shutdown
Baloogan 3/1/2019
ScrubLeague 3/2/2019
nonrev 3/2/2019
SpiderHyphenMan 3/3/2019
Zyla 3/3/2019
power word- Jeb! 3/4/2019
Korthal 3/5/2019
pathetic little tramp 3/14/2019
Taintrunner 3/15/2019
got any sevens 3/15/2019 the ides of march
Fabulousity 3/17/2019
cuntman.net 3/18/2019 "the day after i die in an airplane crash"
twoday 3/27/2019
Takanago 4/1/2019
Cloks 4/1/2019 April fool's day just makes sense.
Pepperoneedy 4/16/2019
Siljmonster 4/20/2019
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD 4/20/2019
HobbitGrease 4/22/2019
Handen 5/4/2019
galenanorth 5/6/2019
Tempora Mutantur 5/17/2019
Bear Retrieval Unit 6/9/2019
AceRimmer 6/22/2019 for maximum Occult magik
neutral milf hotel 7/3/2019
EugeneJ 7/4/2019
TrilliontonNixon 9/11/2019
Flavahbeast 3/2/2020 Trump will sign the CR to bump his numbers ahead of super Tuesday
Solo Wing Pixy 11/2/2020
Victory Position 11/3/2020
Trabisnikof 1/4/2021
Ramrod Hotshot 1/20/2021
420 Gank Mid 1/20/2021
Themage 1/23/2025
Frumply 4/20/2069
Ramrod Hotshot 8/27/3841 The 666,420th day of the Trump presidency, on a Friday
animist 2/29/2019 Date does not exist
Over Easy 2/29/2019 "if this year manages to be a leap year (still too early to tell) this will be the end of the shutdown"
Congratulations! You Won. Government never re-opens in its current form
Schlonged Again Never
Son of Sam-I-Am Octember 1, 2019
Animal-Mother The republic is over.

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 13:43 on Jan 26, 2019

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:15

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# ? May 3, 2024 21:11

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

July 4

Joey Chestnut eats hot dogs on top of the wall

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:18

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Feburary 8th

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:19

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

march 1

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:19

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

I'm going with The Price is Right methodology, so November 3rd, 2020

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:22

Congratulations! You Won.: Mar 21, 2007; THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN

can i go with "this current form of the american government never reopens"

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:23

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

Congratulations! You Won. posted:

can i go with "this current form of the american government never reopens"

yes

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:24

CommanderApaul: Aug 30, 2003; It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

January 28th.

TSA is going to start walking off the job on the 25th when they dont get paid.

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:25

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

if this ends airport security that would be chill

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:25

ELI PORTER: Sep 16, 2007; I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

It will end tomorrow or the OP of this thread has to paypal me $10000

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:28

kibaces: Jul 11, 2016

February the 1st

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:28

Cosa Nostra Aetate: Jan 1, 2019

Feb 2. Groundhog's day is tough to beat.

Also, I'll :toxx:

for it.

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:30

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

1/29/19

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:32

Pepperoneedy: Apr 27, 2007; Rockin' it

April 16, 2019

# ? Jan 18, 2019 15:43

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

January 20, 2021

# ? Jan 18, 2019 16:11

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Feb 13th, 2019

# ? Jan 18, 2019 16:12

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

March 15, 2019

# ? Jan 18, 2019 19:22

TheDon01: Mar 8, 2009

February fools day

2/1/2019

# ? Jan 18, 2019 19:40

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

4/20/2019

# ? Jan 18, 2019 19:41

Party Plane Jones: Jul 1, 2007; by Reene; Fun Shoe

jan 30

# ? Jan 18, 2019 19:52

IWW Online Branch: Apr 20, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

9/11

# ? Jan 18, 2019 20:52

The Dipshit: Dec 21, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Put me down for Valentine's Day 2019

# ? Jan 18, 2019 21:05

KaptainKrunk: Feb 6, 2006

Feb 4th

# ? Jan 18, 2019 21:07

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

big strikes/walkoffs are gonna start after the second missed paycheck so assuming the government actually reopens and this doesn't just result in tomk firing everyone(lol) it'll be the 31st

# ? Jan 18, 2019 21:15

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

i wanted to do something like this but i kept forgetting

winner gets a cool new av, losers get lifelong shame and embarrassment

# ? Jan 18, 2019 21:17

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

February 14th.

:swoon:

# ? Jan 18, 2019 21:41

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?