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Oh my god I am going to buy all these clothes for when i get fit let me join this $300/month gym and buy $600 of health food.
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Food should be priced by the calorie. 
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Jan 22, 2019 00:22
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arrrrr me hearties this be a ship of the damned
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Jan 22, 2019 00:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52ftnWVLaLQ
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if Bob is short for Robert, then Boba Fett's real name must be Roberta Fett 
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Wow, maybe I shouldn't lie in bed all day. I'll get up and play Civ
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:if Bob is short for Robert, then Boba Fett's real name must be Roberta Fett looks like we got a real einstein over here
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Jan 22, 2019 00:35
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Try dropping about $20k on nonsense and then crying to sleep every night for years.
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Jan 22, 2019 00:39
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i don’t need to reflect or anything i’ll just jump on the next thing
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Jan 22, 2019 00:39
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*calls adult son and demands that he set you up a tinder profile*
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Jan 22, 2019 00:39
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Just read that guys thread about his ex sticking greedo in her butt and sending him pictures
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Jan 22, 2019 03:02
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I’m going to make some lovely threads!
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Does thos racecar bed come in Dale Earnheat?
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Drunk Nerds posted:Just read that guys thread about his ex sticking greedo in her butt and sending him pictures wait what?
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Gone Fission posted:wait what? he said, Drunk Nerds posted:Just read that guys thread about his ex sticking greedo in her butt and sending him pictures
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Jan 22, 2019 06:35
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Grindr
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and yes I'm all lit up up again I love the cocaine I love the cocaine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cABZfkRcQ6A
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Jan 22, 2019 08:49
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Professor Shark posted:Does thos racecar bed come in Dale Earnheat? You come in Dale Earnheat
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WatermelonGun posted:Grindr 
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Jan 22, 2019 12:14
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whose friggin dick do you have to suck around here to get a dick to suck
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its going to be ok
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No, it's not.
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Jan 22, 2019 12:51
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Quitting my job to backpack in Alaska for three months, hope I don't die!
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Hey guys I just cleaned the whole house and threw away EVERYTHING! It's going to be a very fresh start for me, as right now I'm burning everything she ever touched in a big barrel in the backyard. I'm about to sell every piece of furniture because the memories are too painful, do you think I could replace everything with furniture I make myself? I've never picked up a hammer in my life but I think I could make a couch, I mean IKEA does it every day how hard can it be????
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Jan 22, 2019 13:37
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drink 3 day straight, needs 2 liters of serum to re hidrate himself
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Drunk Nerds posted:Just read that guys thread about his ex sticking greedo in her butt and sending him pictures im guessing the OP shot first
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Jan 22, 2019 15:33
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Lol if breaking up wasn't merely a symptom of your mania, just LMBO. Now it's time to get to work resculpting my entire personal image in unsustainable and unachievable ways. Finally.
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Time for me to go find the lost city of El Dorado
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when she sees how much fun im pretending to have on my snapchat story then theres no way she can resist coming back
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Jan 22, 2019 16:52
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walk the plank, ye scurvy lubber
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If I change, I can get her back. Proceeds to make tons of surface changes. Doesn't get her back. Goes back to being depressed. Also, my dog just farted.
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Eh, I could do better.
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Gone Fission posted:wait what? Starts here, I think the pic is on page 8. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813781&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post470439315 Extremely pro read
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*gets dick pierced* I’m going to Thailand to find myself. Also I may have put a flaming bag of poop in front of my ex’s apartment and filled up her voicemail at work. Anyway if the cops ask you don’t know where I went
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I just broke up with someone like 20 minutes ago and really want to buy a vape, so thats my post
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Play posted:*calls adult son and demands that he set you up a tinder profile* *knows why mom really left* “Dad, this is Grindr.”
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