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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:

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vanisher

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glowing-fish

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
That is impossible, if it is cool it is no longer a hotdog.

QED.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
The magic of byob makes anything possible.

Manifisto


sweet a hotdog cyoa!

>inventory


ty nesamdoom!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

sweet a hotdog cyoa!

>inventory

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!


Manifisto posted:

sweet a hotdog cyoa!

>inventory

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Paperboy

:shepface:
hot drat that is one fine lookin hot dog

what is its name

Farecoal

There he go
You encountered the Cool 'Dog!

Farecoal

There he go
You won!

The Cool 'Dog left a present behind!

Inside the present, there was a Hot Dog Water!

xcheopis


Farecoal posted:


Inside the present, there was a Hot Dog Water!

I liked that character. It was nice she was given a good life, at the end.

alnilam

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto



okay but what's s/he saying? looks like it could be "thank you," if so isn't that a little messed up? thank you, what, for cooking me and preparing to eat me? or maybe thank you for not eating me, which means that someone with an overactive imagination has an uneaten hot dog friend somewhere in their house which talks to them sometimes?

and then there's the wink, I mean I'm not sure I even want to go there, I just wonder if the banh mi wife might get jealous and that would be a whole other thing

op's hotdog is more the strong silent type, to me this is more anthropomorphic food item appropriate


ty nesamdoom!

Twenty Four


Manifisto posted:

sweet a hotdog cyoa!

>inventory

Mustard x 1

Onions x 2

Relish x 1

Ketchup x 0

Manifisto


Twenty Four posted:

Mustard x 1

Onions x 2

Relish x 1

Ketchup x 0

mmhmm. no kraut. okay, we've got a mission folks. what are our surroundings like?

Twenty Four


Manifisto posted:

mmhmm. no kraut. okay, we've got a mission folks. what are our surroundings like?

Traveling down a road that winds on and on, eventually it forks into two separate paths. On the left side, you see a sign indicating that it leads to sauerkraut, prepared and aged to perfection, though it will be a long and rocky uphill journey. On the right you see a crudely made sign that scrawls out "chili and melted cheese" directing you towards a well worn even path.

The choice is yours, adventurer!

Manifisto


Twenty Four posted:

Traveling down a road that winds on and on, eventually it forks into two separate paths. On the left side, you see a sign indicating that it leads to sauerkraut, prepared and aged to perfection, though it will be a long and rocky uphill journey. On the right you see a crudely made sign that scrawls out "chili and melted cheese" directing you towards a well worn even path.

The choice is yours, adventurer!

hmmmmm . . . nope, I'm going to need some kind of illustration to make this decision . . .


ty nesamdoom!

Twenty Four


Manifisto posted:

hmmmmm . . . nope, I'm going to need some kind of illustration to make this decision . . .

I leave it up to the byob crew then, you know I have no visual artistic abilities... maybe someone can do better, but the best I can do is

(probably some signs somewhere) and

< left right>

Manifisto


Twenty Four posted:

I leave it up to the byob crew then, you know I have no visual artistic abilities... maybe someone can do better, but the best I can do is

(probably some signs somewhere) and

< left right>

it was a joke I was trying to trick the op into upgrading the thread into an art-based cyoa

Twenty Four


Manifisto posted:

it was a joke I was trying to trick the op into upgrading the thread into an art-based cyoa

I know and I was trying to help! With effort! Lets not give up!

Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo
i would eat such a hot dog even if it was a vegan immitation.

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Manifisto



ty nesamdoom!

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Manifisto posted:

okay but what's s/he saying?
the hot dog is saying "OH YEAH"

it's from the music video for "move your feet" which is probably the most byob music video ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
lordy lordy


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:

I want that as a desk lamp

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:

Manifisto posted:

sweet a hotdog cyoa!

>inventory

Manifisto



:tviv:

:dance:

>wear hat

>look for hotties to impress


ty nesamdoom!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

:tviv:

:dance:

>wear hat

>look for hotties to impress

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

:tviv:

:dance:

>wear hat

>look for hotties to impress

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
also keep an eye out for evil nazi archaeologist hotdog adversaries from our past that may be seeking sacred religious artifacts for nefarious nazi purposes

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Manifisto posted:

:tviv:

:dance:

>wear hat

>look for hotties to impress

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



>Open Cool Whip


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Hot dog's stats:

Str: 2
Int: 2
Wis:1
Dex:3
Con:4
Char: 22

Obv. I put all my starter points in Charisma so I can use persuasion to not get eaten and convince unbelievers that hot dogs are artisan sandwiches

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Splatmaster posted:

Hot dog's stats:

Str: 2
Int: 2
Wis:1
Dex:3
Con:4
Char: 22

Obv. I put all my starter points in Charisma so I can use persuasion to not get eaten and convince unbelievers that hot dogs are artisan sandwiches

how the hell does a hotdog become a word renowned archaeologist with a 2 int and a 1 wis?

alnilam

Charisma gets you all the renown you want



ty manifisto

Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo
This is a common newbie mistake. That is not Charisma. That is Char, a measurement of how well the hotdog gets those sweet grill lines when you throw it on the grill.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:

This is a common newbie mistake. That is not Charisma. That is Char, a measurement of how well the hotdog gets those sweet grill lines when you throw it on the grill.

Scaly Haylie

>fashion cool whip hair

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Goons Are Gifts

Hot dogs are so chill, they could be candidates for the byob national food.

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