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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i am shamelessly stealing person of beans for my twitter it is too powerful

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
The face of honor and dignity:

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy

Bogus Adventure posted:

The face of honor and dignity:



:troll:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Bogus Adventure posted:

The face of honor and dignity:




HOWAR

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/arb/status/1115327493622226944

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
i'm posting from a starbucks right now

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


I think this would be a lot of fun, but I'm what you might call an insane person

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Former DILF posted:

I think this would be a lot of fun, but I'm what you might call an insane person

take the position and then subtly sabotage his campaign by... uh

ok come to think of it there isn't much more to do is there

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

yeah just talk down to people all day, blithely ignore any criticism and when the boss comes in he'll say "lookin good" as the polls continue to approach 0%

e: even interviewing for the position would be a laugh riot

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Where is Brian Boyko when you need him?

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Getfiscal has been preparing for this moment all his life

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Dead Beef posted:

"person of beans"

gently caress

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1117845294794838016?s=20

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



How is "people of beans" not part of the thread title I'm very disappointed.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

holy poo poo

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Omg lmao

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

this guys bit is tedious

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Ladies and Gentlemen, goons of all stripes, I give you, the one and only, Mr. CSPAM.

animist
Aug 28, 2018

:5:

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I am going to vote for Howard Schultz

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

I am going to vote for Howard Schultz

A vote for Howard Schultz is a vote for dummy thicc Thanos to come into your house at night and gently caress your wife.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Taintrunner posted:

A vote for Howard Schultz is a vote for dummy thicc Thanos to come into your house at night and gently caress your wife.

Hmm I see

*votes for Schultz*

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Pomp posted:

this guys bit is tedious


SardonicTyrant posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen, goons of all stripes, I give you, the one and only, Mr. CSPAM.

^^^ both of these

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i saw the howar guy on some show on netflix and it took me like 5 minutes to recognize him

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Howard Schultz, the only man in existence who can give an empty chair a voice and find out it has more charisma than he does.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

HOWAR. MY MAN!

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Taintrunner posted:

A vote for Howard Schultz is a vote for dummy thicc Thanos to come into your house at night and gently caress your wife.

you know he'd get much more votes running on this platform instead of whatever his current thing is

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
howar im needing you

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Howie/Beat-off 2020

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



I;m thinking about thos Means

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1122898089239617542

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Seymour Schultz: No! No! You're a plant, you're not in charge of me and I'm not killing anyone!!!

Giant Animatronic Coffee Plant: Feed meeeeee

138
Oct 28, 2003




wlecome 2 da SCHULTZ GULCH: operation Venti Renormalization

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

HOWAR isn't coming after all :(

https://www.thedailybeast.com/howard-schultz-has-largely-stopped-his-2020-presidential-prep-work

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Friendship ended with HOWARD
Now MARIANNE is my best friend

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


perhaps he's not as dumb as he seems... haha yea right he just doesn't want to be laughed at anymore

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
lol that the smartest thing he did as a candidate was give up early

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
anyone hear from steve schmidt lately?

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
you know, the guy who got fired from his own fuckin podcast for HOWAR

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

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