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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Kurtofan posted:

ah but this billionaire watched the west wing, totally different

*reclines back in chair w/ fingers tented in patrick batemanish contemplationishly* :hai:

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double negative
Jul 7, 2003


time for a REAL billionaire to be prez

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Choo, choo, motherfucker!

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




cannot wait for him to sell coffee beans he personally shat out as campaign merch

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
im tightening my bolts! for shultz!!!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
looks like you could use a warm mug of hello mr president

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

wondering if we'll get a $75 campaign-swag coffee mug to match Jeb!'s guac bowl

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Liberals love Coffee shops, Conservatives love rich assholes, Centrists love telling people the government can't afford things. Only one man can unite America on his ill-defined platform. Schultz!

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

double negative posted:

time for a REAL billionaire to be prez

already making tshirts that say "the guy who sells coffee versus the one who tried to sell us a load of covfefe" now taking preorders

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

big fan of this guy standing up to be an example of why his social class is full of insane amoral parasites who don't need even 1% of the absurd wealth they've accumulated. it's a very brave performance

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1090629409126653952?s=19

when you're self made in government housing

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


da schultz cultz: drink the coffee

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/HowardSchultz/status/1090736937365721090

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

put aoc in that poll and see how it turns out lmao

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
glory to arshultska

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Hey guys, it takes a really bnrave guy to go out there and tell everyone that the status quo is cool and that if you want to change anything, than you're an unamerican reactionary




And it takes even more bravery to grift that idiot out of millions of bucks and possibly help reelect a fascist

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



"I grew up in government subsidized housing. I'm a self made man who started with nothing."

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Schultz received his bachelor's degree in speech communication in 1975

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

Koishi Komeiji posted:

"I grew up in government subsidized housing. I'm a self made man who started with nothing."

im so dead to this particular bit of boomer logic i overlooked it

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1090743965693947906

We lost our health insurance after my dad got fired for getting injured on the job, and let me tell you that this taught me that health insurance should only exist as a reason to force people to do menial labor and risk injury

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



i like how they had to use warren instead of bernie to fudge the numbers

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1090743965693947906

We lost our health insurance after my dad got fired for getting injured on the job, and let me tell you that this taught me that health insurance should only exist as a reason to force people to do menial labor and risk injury

um... and, i know, but stick with me here, isn't that cartoonishly illegal?

edit: ah i see on clkckong the tweet that you're making fun of schulz nvm sorry the embed cut off all the captioning

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
iidot fckrue

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

juche avocado posted:

um... and, i know, but stick with me here, isn't that cartoonishly illegal?

edit: ah i see on clkckong the tweet that you're making fun of schulz nvm sorry the embed cut off all the captioning

not in 1929 or whenever the gently caress this decrepit old vampire was born

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy
I look forward to his death, op

JuulPodSaveAmerica
Aug 29, 2012

Blanketspace posted:

how many coffee enemas has the starbucks guy had and is it greater than zero?

yes

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Where's the sxhultz toxx thread

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
lets eat thsi motherfucker

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

the bitcoin of weed posted:

when you're self made in government housing

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Something would have to have gone horribly wrong for this nimrod to become a billionaire. What's next, Donald Trump as the President?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy/status/1090736013100511232

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





whataboutism is strong and good and my friend

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

not for amassing a fortune actually

but for all the lovely as gently caress people she pimped on her show for decades hell yeah

and also for amassing a fortune

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
SCHULTZ THE gently caress UP

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
well, if he tells us his pronoun is NOT billionaire, we can't call him that

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

He's good actually because he is showing America that billionaires are trash

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

crazy cloud posted:

well, if he tells us his pronoun is NOT billionaire, we can't call him that

He prefers "financially blessed"

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Automatonic Water
Jul 8, 2012

dig thru the ditches
and burn thru the witches
and slam in the back of my.........
.........DRAGULA


Yams Fan
As dumb and bad as we all know he is, I'm afraid the constant media coverage is going to scoop up a bunch of dumbass boomers with no ideals and give him a base. We knew TEOMP was bad too And here we are

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