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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

And I was agonizing who would be the most Jeb! like canidate in 2020....

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JuulPodSaveAmerica
Aug 29, 2012

I mean if i were to choose anything on the dark triad to represent Oprah it'd be narcissism.

relevant UYDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9cwyzrmbDA

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Rocks posted:

I can't believe how excited I am for the Schultz campaign!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Americans hate high taxes and the government shouldn't do anything, and we should all be super centrist

Also:
https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/1090644302613618690

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
So how long do you think this stale McMuffin is gonna last?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


Yes

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/dril/status/972534838057230336

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/FredrikTreven/status/1090752810466054146

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Please I need to toxx for the coffee idiot

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VorGotjeLjM
Y-Y-You don't get to call us that! That's our word. :qq:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1090762864602873857

Griftception

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pomp posted:

Please I need to toxx for the coffee idiot

I didn't realize I could toxx in this thread please do not count this as atoxx

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

drat it's so easy to be in the mob these days. drat millenials and their participation trophies!!!

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
:toxx: he's gonna embarrass himself so much that Starbucks stock drops

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


lol of course the dems think that he's going to be massively popular

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Yinlock posted:

lol of course the dems think that he's going to be massively popular

Joe Biden is shaking in his loafers that someone is gonna steal his shtick

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

The Glumslinger posted:

Joe Biden is shaking in his loafers that someone is gonna steal his shtick

schultz: i hate those lazy poors who do nothing but scrounge all day and try to steal MY hard-earned money

biden: poo poo he's saying all the right things, this guy's good

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
putative candidacy lmao

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

smarxist posted:

puta candidacy lmao

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Pomp posted:

Please I need to toxx for the coffee idiot

:fireman:

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I'm gay

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I'm former California Governor Gray Davis

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
he should go back to making peanuts cartoons

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/RevPeoples/status/1090747112382435336

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1090694310784204800

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


The only AWESOME INDEPENDENT I know of is a Mr. Bernard Sanders (I) VT Who is not even a democrat

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i can't WAIT for the most crowd sourced, radical centrist positions

stances so tepid a baby could bathe in it

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






i thought that was the intended joke and pun and was chuckling at it for a good five seconds when it was the final post itt :confused:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






same but politically

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
if Schultz wins im moving to steve forbes amefica because Schultz isn't MY billionaire

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Laugh all you want but Howard Schultz is the only one willing to take the tough unpopular decisions like "both sides have problems" and "innovation"

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
a predict a GRANDE loss

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

all president candidates should forfeit all assets (any wealth transfer to kids within last 10 years or so disqualifies from running) and get a stipend after presidency ends (tax any payment from giving lectures to goldman sachs at like 95%). Also jailtime/asset forfeiture when caught hiding their moneys.

Alternatively: all president candidates get the guillotine immediately after presidency ends and also all family assets seized and family sent to an abbey to live out the rest of their lives.

Also: hang all corporate billionaires right now imho

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cappuccingo to the polls

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
imagine the hell every starbucks workers job is going to be when idiots think they can file formal complaints against the president at the register

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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Excited for republicans who already don’t drink Starbucks to brag about their Starbucks boycott and to make YouTube videos of themselves harassing baristas when Schultz says something mean about Trump

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