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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






i bet you trump just said matthew calamari because he forgot the guy's actual name

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
if somone finds a thing that looks like a perfectly smooth gooy potato please return my brain to my brainpan

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Al ! posted:

dumb ray romano

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Epic High Five posted:

"death ray romano" is probably somebody's username already right? it's gotta be

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Epic High Five posted:

"death ray romano" is probably somebody's username already right? it's gotta be

it's pretty protier to go unused op

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/OsitaNwanevu/status/1101238866038673410?s=19

Hootin nn hollerin

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

haljordan posted:

i bet you trump just said matthew calamari because he forgot the guy's actual name

lol

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
you can tell how not racist the people at cpac are by their constant shouting about how not racist they are

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

DrPossum posted:

remember how mccain called him joe the biden

remember john mccain

he's dead

I remember him and Scalia. And I'm happy

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Matthew Calamari, born Matthew Smith, 1958

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
anyone in a country as big as north korea could have killed otto warmbeer

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






also, the grift power of diamond and silk is loving incredible. respect.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
remember how that was this morning

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


I assume they were cheering for Jim crow

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Epic High Five posted:

"death ray romano" is probably somebody's username already right? it's gotta be

lmbo

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


What makes CPAC great :thunk:

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
madonna - ray romano of light.mp3

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

DrPossum posted:

remember how that was this morning

I only remember sailor :negative:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
i keep looking at the news and it's just trump crimes trump and crimes crimes crimes trump trump trump and crimes

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

haljordan posted:

also, the grift power of diamond and silk is loving incredible. respect.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Texas is stupid as gently caress, dude is a loving carpetbagger from Canada for gods sake. You guys honesty can't find some homegrown sniveling dipshit who's ok at memorizing Rush Limbaughs talking points?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

For the record you CAN buy their silence quite easily

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

hes got the actual "dahhhhh but mr. smithers told us to guard the bee" voice

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i remember sailor... mercury. who was my crush, as a child

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

DrPossum posted:

remember how that was this morning

You know the answer to this

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Mayor Dave posted:

Texas is a state for the grotesque

Most people in Texas are not from Texas.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
now, as an adult, i have much more mature crushes. such as liara, tali, bulma, android 17, and especially astronemy from power rangers in space (saeson 6)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Class III sex offenders who don't smoke pot, get in!


Oh, you already are in because that's not something ICE checks for anyway and 5k kids have been raped in Trumps concentration camps already?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
the virgin kimberly crush vs the chad astronema crush

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



DrPossum posted:

if somone finds a thing that looks like a perfectly smooth gooy potato please return my brain to my brainpan

sorry, I ate it

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



haljordan posted:

also, the grift power of diamond and silk is loving incredible. respect.

:agreed:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Texas is stupid as gently caress, dude is a loving carpetbagger from Canada for gods sake. You guys honesty can't find some homegrown sniveling dipshit who's ok at memorizing Rush Limbaughs talking points?

re: the Bush family

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Bearjew posted:

sorry, I ate it

tusampp

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The only acceptable crush is a gooey potato.

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit
was there ever a sailor uranus

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Elephanthead posted:

The only acceptable crush is a gooey potato.

:chast2b:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

The only acceptable crush is a gooey potato.

how about that chick who blows up watermelons between her thighs on cam?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Al ! posted:

was there ever a sailor uranus

yes

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silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Gringostar posted:

didn't it come out the cbp only gets a bunch of nazis wanting jobs?

if by 'jobs' you mean permission to murder nonwhites yeah.

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