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Manifisto


hamjobs posted:

ok american humans: do y'all remember the end-of-airtime sign off on local tv stations (and national ones!) where they would play the national anthem and show a plane taking off and like a flag waving and poo poo? did i dream this? i'm going to google it and find out if i dreamed this, i think it was the early 80s tbh.

yes this was definitely a thing, and kinda creepy imo

but I say that partly because I associate it with the opening scene of the movie poltergeist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGQr5hCpzr8

maybe not so creepy in retrospect but young me found that movie p scary


ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto


Jaded Burnout posted:

Our just used to play tone and show this



wtf

"now then young human," hisses the clown, "it is time to play a game . . . of tic-tac-toe . . . for your soul" [titters clownishly]

Jaded Burnout


the 60s, man

it's also hella programmer art, it was created by the girl's dad who worked as a TV engineer

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Manifisto posted:

yes this was definitely a thing, and kinda creepy imo

but I say that partly because I associate it with the opening scene of the movie poltergeist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGQr5hCpzr8

maybe not so creepy in retrospect but young me found that movie p scary

aaaaaAAAAAA I'm still creeped out by that movie


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

hamjobs posted:

ok american humans: do y'all remember the end-of-airtime sign off on local tv stations (and national ones!) where they would play the national anthem and show a plane taking off and like a flag waving and poo poo? did i dream this? i'm going to google it and find out if i dreamed this, i think it was the early 80s tbh.

I definitely remember this. Both radio and TV stations used to do it. After the sign off, TV stations would sometimes display a test pattern. One of the low powered AM radio stations in my hometown would sign off at midnight, which allowed me to listen to other, more distant stations that had the same frequency assignment. I would listen on an old vacuum tube (valve) radio that I resurrected when I was in junior high school. I added a headphone jack, so I could listen late at night, when I was supposed to be sleeping.

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Barking Gecko posted:

I definitely remember this. Both radio and TV stations used to do it. After the sign off, TV stations would sometimes display a test pattern. One of the low powered AM radio stations in my hometown would sign off at midnight, which allowed me to listen to other, more distant stations that had the same frequency assignment. I would listen on an old vacuum tube (valve) radio that I resurrected when I was in junior high school. I added a headphone jack, so I could listen late at night, when I was supposed to be sleeping.
My radio story is this - I had a cheap walkman-style radio, and with it I could pick up the sound of computer games, from outside my house. Computers at the time transmitted audio and video to a television in analogue form along a coaxial cable, which apparently acted as a weak transmitter aerial.

Robot Made of Meat

Jaded Burnout posted:

the 60s, man

it's also hella programmer art, it was created by the girl's dad who worked as a TV engineer

It would have to be the very late 60s, because the BBC didn't discover color (which they called colour) until late 1967. Before that, Britain was in black and white (which they called blauck and whiute).


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Jaded Burnout


Robot Made of Meat posted:

It would have to be the very late 60s, because the BBC didn't discover color (which they called colour) until late 1967. Before that, Britain was in black and white (which they called blauck and whiute).

It first appeared the day after the first colour broadcast

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
is it plurp? IS THE WORD PLURP!?


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

kalel

wait what were we supposed to be doing in this thread again

alnilam

posting POSTING pSOSTni



ty manifisto

kalel

Oh right

Goons Are Gifts

Posting words to win the challenge after such a long time! Let's read from some fancy literature I have lying around in my shelves.

Today: Chapter 60.
Two-Tone headed through the mirrored corridor that led from the outside patio to the dance floor. As he turned to check his safety pin in the reflection, he sensed a figure looming up behind him. He spun, but it was too late. A pair of rocklike arms pinned his body face-first against the glass.
The punk tried to twist around. "Eduardo? Hey, man, is that you?" Two-Tpone felt a hand brush over his wallet before the figure leaned firmly into his back.
"Eddie!" the punk cried. "Quit fooling around! Some guy was lookin' for Megan."
The figure held him firmly.
"Hey Eddie, man, cut it out!" But when Two-Tone looked up into the mirror, he saw the figure pinning him was not his friend at all.
The face was pockmarked and scarred. Two lifeless eyes stared out like coal from behind wire-rim glasses. The man leaned forward, placing his mouth against Two-Tone's ear. A strange, voice choked, "Adónde fué?" Where'd he go?" The words sounded somehow misshapen.
The punk froze, paralyzed with fear.
Two-Tone paused. What was the right answer?
"Viste el anilio?" the muffled voice demanded.
Two-Tone nodded affirmatively, hoping honesty would pay. It did not. Seconds later he slit to the floor, his neck broken.


alnilam

LORD POLONIUS

What do you read, my lord?

HAMLET

Words, words, words.

LORD POLONIUS

What is the matter, my lord?

HAMLET

Between who?

LORD POLONIUS

I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.

HAMLET

Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here
that BYOB posters have good sigs, a chill disposition,
post in comic sans, and are fond of cornflower blue
and lavender. All of which, sir, though I most
powerfully and potently believe, yet
I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for
yourself, sir, should be chill as I am, if like a crab
you could post backward.



ty manifisto

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

It's time. It's time for Santana and Rob Thomas to return, but this time they're bringing some new friends to the jam. I'm talking Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice, Ice T, Kool and most of the Gang, Bumpy Pete, Craggy Dag, and Lou Bega. It's time for the followup to one of the All-Time Great Summer Jams, "Smooth." It's time for "Jaggy."

Woman, it's a cold one,
Like seven MILLION inches from the mid-day sun,
Well, I hear you shrieking in the words, to freeze everyone,
But you stay so hot in temperature but also in temperament,
My matryoshka, my stack of russian nesting dolls, Katya Zamolodchikova
You're the cheese on my pizza,
The step up 2: the streets in my ps2,
And if you said this death ain't bad enough,
I would give the moon to tear you down,
I could change my pants to better suit your doom,
Because you're so jagggggggyyyyyy


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Jaded Burnout


Like the mac donald man, I'm lovin it

and also lovin how close y'all keep getting :!

Manifisto


worcestershire

the word is worcestershire, isn't it


ty nesamdoom!

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Jaded Burnout posted:

Like the mac donald man, I'm lovin it

and also lovin how close y'all keep getting :!

I think there's a clue in here some where hmm....

Hamburglar
Grimace
Birdie the bird
Fry kids!

Did I get one?

Oh! Ronald! Big Mac!


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
These are supposed to be words that one might use in ordinary conversation, but I'm starting to wonder just what sort of conversations JB usually has. . .

Also, Marmite - "love it or hate it"

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Carlos Santana reimagined in Star Wars: Sarlacc Cantina


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Barking Gecko posted:

These are supposed to be words that one might use in ordinary conversation, but I'm starting to wonder just what sort of conversations JB usually has. . .

Also, Marmite - "love it or hate it"

Remember that JB is from the UK. It's possible I missed one of the words with a missing u or e.

Gonna try something...

Womaun, it's ae colde oune

edit: Wouman

edit2: Whoa! man

edit3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEjMgIy91Oo

Jolo fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Feb 20, 2019


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Jaded Burnout


Jolo posted:

Remember that JB is from the UK. It's possible I missed one of the words with a missing u or e.

Gonna try something...

Womaun, it's ae colde oune

I used a generick webbesite to generate the words though it does seem to prefer some English spellings. Also I would not be so mean as to require you to be letter perfect.

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Jaded Burnout posted:

I used a generick webbesite to generate the words though it does seem to prefer some English spellings. Also I would not be so mean as to require you to be letter perfect.

Ha, yeah, I figured.

Jaded Burnout as a Star Wars char: Baden Jernoot (Podracing Catman)


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Jaded Burnout


now that's pod racing!!!!!

alnilam

Jaded Burnout posted:

now that's pod racing!!!!!



ty manifisto

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

*sassy* "meteesa radakopa choppa chowa"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NpoZPgfO4A


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Goons Are Gifts

Hello, welcome, good day, morning, evening, greetings, hi, hai , hey, heyo, heyho, what's up, how's it going, how's it hanging, shalom, God's greetings, Salut, dear...

Byob!
Couldn't think of more English greetings right now. Probably one of them is included in jb's list!

alnilam

What if the secret words were inside us all along... or maybe they're the friends we made along the way

Goons Are Gifts

It def already was a very friendful journey, thanks for this happy friend express JB!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

What if the secret words were inside us all along... or maybe they're the friends we made along the way

What if the it was the dicks our trolley robots sucked along the way????


Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

hamjobs posted:

What if the it was the dicks our trolley robots sucked along the way????

Does that fall in the category of "friends we made along the way"?



Manifisto


Every successive disaster in fear half in its unwillingness to practice. Morning I do is prove people in fear half in the. Wake up technique not sacrifice you have sacrificed all those evils. Open palm slam down every move hard makin whooshing sounds when. Palm slam a return to make myself and all the mind. Slam down some necro bastards or even when I beat you. Into reality in hope that world of the words had been. Slot its unwillingness to practice the product and there are destroying. Chronicles of it outloud everyday to be good why you have. Riddick and all hours including wind down some necro bastards or.


ty nesamdoom!

Goons Are Gifts

Since I do a lot of posting via my phone, here is a story solely written by my auto-suggestion function, no human interaction whatsoever:

Be honest to yourself: He's amazingly cute and I think it is a beautiful thing to do.
The only thing constant in the world is that the world would have been a good idea for all of us.
Are you actually married to a pile of the sky? You can always find a good time to read, but their dead bodies are not even in the mood to do anything right now, because they are way too high to post in byob. If they are currently talking about how porn can make you feel better about your company then you can treat them as a good idea for the future!

Also since you are a fish in the coming spring, you may be interested in buying a new home in the area of the same place, with a medically oversized genital maybe?
I'm not saying that this will be a solution for every problem you have, but maybe 80% at least for a while. Whales generally have a lot of those books in the past with other partners who have been able to help you out and have a great experience with your program!
Thank you for your service and I look forward to working with you.

Jaded Burnout


Goons Are Great posted:

Since I do a lot of posting via my phone, here is a story solely written by my auto-suggestion function, no human interaction whatsoever:

Be honest to yourself: He's amazingly cute and I think it is a beautiful thing to do.
The only thing constant in the world is that the world would have been a good idea for all of us.
Are you actually married to a pile of the sky? You can always find a good time to read, but their dead bodies are not even in the mood to do anything right now, because they are way too high to post in byob. If they are currently talking about how porn can make you feel better about your company then you can treat them as a good idea for the future!

Also since you are a fish in the coming spring, you may be interested in buying a new home in the area of the same place, with a medically oversized genital maybe?
I'm not saying that this will be a solution for every problem you have, but maybe 80% at least for a while. Whales generally have a lot of those books in the past with other partners who have been able to help you out and have a great experience with your program!
Thank you for your service and I look forward to working with you.

That's so beautiful ;_;

No special words though, sorry.

alnilam

Goons Are Great posted:

Are you actually married to a pile of the sky?

kalel

Goons Are Great posted:

Since I do a lot of posting via my phone, here is a story solely written by my auto-suggestion function, no human interaction whatsoever:

Be honest to yourself: He's amazingly cute and I think it is a beautiful thing to do.
The only thing constant in the world is that the world would have been a good idea for all of us.
Are you actually married to a pile of the sky? You can always find a good time to read, but their dead bodies are not even in the mood to do anything right now, because they are way too high to post in byob. If they are currently talking about how porn can make you feel better about your company then you can treat them as a good idea for the future!

Also since you are a fish in the coming spring, you may be interested in buying a new home in the area of the same place, with a medically oversized genital maybe?
I'm not saying that this will be a solution for every problem you have, but maybe 80% at least for a while. Whales generally have a lot of those books in the past with other partners who have been able to help you out and have a great experience with your program!
Thank you for your service and I look forward to working with you.

:gerty:

Robot Made of Meat

In industry, we rarely depend on unusual devices which provide absurd reliance on technology. During the preceding fortnight, seldom did anyone perceive adherence to anything particularly tiring.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

alnilam

Cellar door

sb hermit





Robot Made of Meat posted:

In industry, we rarely depend on unusual devices which provide absurd reliance on technology. During the preceding fortnight, seldom did anyone perceive adherence to anything particularly tiring.

rarely depend on unusual devices which provide absurd reliance on technology

clearly not written in the year of our waffles 2019

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I enrolled in a smartphone addiction treatment seminar but the program crashed

waiting for an update

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