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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

what about triskaidekaphobia? is that a commonly used word? if not can we make it required by law to work into a conversation at least once per day?

boss: good morning!

me: TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA good morning boss, what are the haps?

# ? Feb 11, 2019 02:03

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# ? May 10, 2024 12:04

alnilam

stuffing the ballot box of Most Common Words list i like it

# ? Feb 11, 2019 04:29

Jaded Burnout

Goons Are Great posted:

Cog is a true gentleman and a hero. Since I technically hit the word directly but only because of him, if I may, I'd like to honor him by donating my title change to whoever wins the seven day championship in this challenge.

We can all be winners here!

Perhaps you could donate it to someone in fluffie's avatarre workshoppe threade

# ? Feb 11, 2019 12:47

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

stuffing the ballot box of Most Common Words list i like it

i know we don't do a politic here but i am a firm believer in voting your conscience and honestly my conscience says we need a god drat dictionary.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 13:38

Goons Are Gifts

That's a lovely idea and even better, as I don't have to interfere with your rules here. Need to dig it up real quick and post there.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 13:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

i hope one of the words is actually "miniscule" though for reasons related to someone once saying it to me in a very cork accent. the word was immediately followed by "phallus" in a cork accent which also made it way funnier.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 13:39

Goons Are Gifts

Mini-stool?
drat this is funny

# ? Feb 11, 2019 13:48

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

hamjobs posted:

"phallus" in a cork accent which also made it way funnier.

The funniest word in a cork accent is "shorts".

# ? Feb 11, 2019 16:04

Goons Are Gifts

Challenge status report: Chilling in a truck right now. It's not even mine, it just was open and it was raining like hell so I thought let's get dry and I climbed into it. Been here for 5 minutes, no sign of the owner so far.
I hope he appreciates me looking after his valuables!

# ? Feb 11, 2019 16:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Goons Are Great posted:

Challenge status report: Chilling in a truck right now. It's not even mine, it just was open and it was raining like hell so I thought let's get dry and I climbed into it. Been here for 5 minutes, no sign of the owner so far.
I hope he appreciates me looking after his valuables!

is there a cooler containing a human organ in the truck

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Feb 11, 2019 17:04

Manifisto

opioid agonist posted:

is there a cooler containing a human organ in the truck

casual misread of this statement:

"is there a cooler container for a human organ than a truck?"

and, I mean, if the organ has been transplanted into the truck, I defy anyone to demur

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 11, 2019 17:08

Goons Are Gifts

Nah it was mostly boxes with lots of paper in it. Glad I didn't interfere with human organ logistics here.

Update: Owner met me, was very happy that he could provide shelter for the wet ones and also had a super nice dog with him named Lucy, I wanted to make a photo but he said she does not like it, so I just cuddled with her and went off my way, but he did offer me a coffee!
What an adventure this was.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 17:22

Jaded Burnout

Goons Are Great posted:

Nah it was mostly boxes with lots of paper in it. Glad I didn't interfere with human organ logistics here.

Update: Owner met me, was very happy that he could provide shelter for the wet ones and also had a super nice dog with him named Lucy, I wanted to make a photo but he said she does not like it, so I just cuddled with her and went off my way, but he did offer me a coffee!
What an adventure this was.

Wowzer!

# ? Feb 11, 2019 17:33

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Jaded Burnout posted:

Lithium doesn't grow on trees, you know

Yet some goats climb trees and just hang out there, and other faint. Goats are more fun than lithium.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 17:53

alnilam

Bacon Taco posted:

Yet some goats climb trees and just hang out there, and other faint. Goats are more fun than lithium.

mirrors are more fun than television

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Feb 11, 2019 17:59

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

G'mungo, or as they say in the UK, G'mourning.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 18:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

mirrors are more fun than television

braids are more fun than can openers

# ? Feb 11, 2019 21:18

Goons Are Gifts

Whenever I see a dog chasing his tail in an endless amount of fun I always feel jealous. I want to hunt that tail, too, but the dogs always get confused when I try.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 23:53

Rinzla

Soviet Hairy Chicken

# ? Feb 12, 2019 08:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

i just really want a nando's and some fuckin coffee is that wrong

# ? Feb 12, 2019 08:34

Goons Are Gifts

Once upon a time there was a young prince living in the prosperous lands of Fairytale Land. He was attractive, full of energy and just. Only problem he had was that he always was running on full speed.
Being here, being there, rushing from one end to another, solving problems here and there, improving the life of the peasants and servants around him.

He needed a break, so he sat down and thought about his options. He started to smoke some legal stuff and from the cloud of smoke the stoned prince saw the answer: Inside the cloud there was a portal to a magical land of wonders and peace. It was a land of chill and where stress does not exist. He didn't wait for the smoke to disappear and jumped straight into it.

That portal led to the magical land of byob, an island of chill in a sea of madness. The prince saw this and started posting. That day he became the very first poster of byob.

He shared his secret with stressed peasants and they all posted happily ever after.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:04

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

dingleberry finn

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# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:12

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Hogge Wild posted:

dingleberry finn

huck was stunned by the insult and turned to jim, "why on earth would you call me that?"

# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:09

Manifisto

hamjobs posted:

i just really want a nando's and some fuckin coffee is that wrong

yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(so tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(so tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna _{_{_{nandos and some fuckin coffee}}}

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 12, 2019 15:46

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

New Spice Girl but she only performs in the fall, Pumpkin Spice.

New Spice Girl and her whole thing is that she smells kinda like your granddad, Old Spice.

New Spice Girl and her gimmick is that on the TV she's really blurry and hard to see clearly and occasionally you think you might be seeing a boob but you're not sure, Spice Channel.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 16:24

Twenty Four

Hogge Wild posted:

dingleberry finn

Luvcow posted:

huck was stunned by the insult and turned to jim, "why on earth would you call me that?"

lol this is a good under the radar type of joke

# ? Feb 13, 2019 00:57

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Luvcow posted:

huck was stunned by the insult and turned to jim, "why on earth would you call me that?"

I too enjoyed this joke. But also, what if one of the secret treasure words is the bad word nobody said?

# ? Feb 13, 2019 05:46

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(so tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(so tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna _{_{_{nandos and some fuckin coffee}}}

If you was be my lover
You gotta get me some damned Portuguese rice and peas already
Make it last forever
Nando's never ends

# ? Feb 13, 2019 07:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Seriously I would fistfight a small child for decent periperi and rice but I MEAN I GUESS WE'LL EAT AT DENNY'S TONIGHT.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 07:13

Goons Are Gifts

Challenge status update: In bed right now. I had a dream in which there unironically was a young man named byob, who always sat wrong on any chair, so that he can rest his arms on the chair back and he was super chill. In fact he was this chill that he didn't want to get up from the comfortable chair he was chilling in and this caused tension with others that did not like that.
He however liked them all and was happily chilling like a true byob.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 11:23