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embigens
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tom brady descends into the depths of the temple of elemental evil, a curious goat tucked underneath his arm
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Feb 3, 2019 22:00
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"he who shall not be named, i seek your aid one last time...". the goat begins to glow as tom sets it down upon the the cold stone floor
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Feb 3, 2019 22:02
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lol but seriously I posted:tom kissing on that goat like it's his son goat begins glowing brighter
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Feb 3, 2019 23:11
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City of Glompton posted:remember when Robin Williams, died at age 69 ?  i loved robin williams, here's a picture of him playing mork from mork and mindy: 
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Feb 3, 2019 23:23
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i need to get this thing set up to with comic sans!
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hamjobs posted:tendies*
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Feb 4, 2019 00:54
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Noooooo. TVsVeryOwn posted:Wilhelm scream
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Feb 4, 2019 02:45
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tom brady looks deep into the goats eyes and in a flash of brilliant light they become one
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alnilam posted:He was selling them from his own babyhood and he had never worn them bc tbh babies don't need shoes the fashionable baby will wear a different pair of shoes everyday, sometimes even changing into a new pair of tiny baby shoes after their nap
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Feb 4, 2019 15:52
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reminder that jb is british so some of these words maybe british words like "tammywoddler", googelybibbler" or "jabberwookey" which may be everyday words for him and the queen but not widely known by the rest of us
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Feb 4, 2019 23:01
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years of watching top gear have left me laughing at words like "aluminium" or "pee-doh-file"
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Feb 5, 2019 00:08
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Jaded Burnout posted:DING DING DING LUVCOW WINS A PRIZE  
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Feb 5, 2019 00:13
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thank you for the platinum cert jb! the other $15 prize money has been returned to our generous ik for other contests
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Feb 5, 2019 19:21
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  what in god's name is this magnificent creature called?
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deep from the shadows she watched, the two love birds embracing beneath the tropical moon as the waves swept across the white sand beach. in the distance a steel drum band played, somewhere past the glow of the tiki torches amidst the sound of the roaring crowd. they walked closer now, towards the base of the tree far below her, pausing to kiss again. she felt a tear escaping, swirling down and landing atop the man's head. he paused and felt the warm liquid, taking it to his lips to see what had just moistened his brow, "hmmm... tastes like coconut milk..."
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Feb 7, 2019 19:48
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it had been several days of blissful lovemaking in the soft hotel bed, the hot tub, the crystal clear hotel pool, beneath the tropical trees. the two lovers had not been apart since the proposal that fateful night. they were lounging on the beach together when a cabana boy approached to tell brad that there was a call for him at the front desk. they lovingly kissed before he left, with him promising to return soon. the sound of his feet padding on the sand disappeared into the distance, replaced by the lapping of the waves and the muted cries of gulls. this would be the last time there would be peace this day, a dark pall was looming, quietly approaching the newly promised bride, intent on exacting a jealous revenge...
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Feb 7, 2019 20:31
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they found her body later that day, rather pieces of her, scattered across the white sands. crowds of tourists and locals alike flocked to the scene, watching in horror as brad identified her flaky white roll and crisp vegetable insides, sobbing as he broke down and fell into the arms of several officers. it took hours to comb the scene, days to reconstruct her body for an autopsy, but just minutes for the first clue to be found, a single hair plucked from the crime scene by a keen detective. after intensive forensic examination there was finally a solid lead, the hair was positively identified as a coconut fiber...
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Feb 7, 2019 21:46
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years later on a dark and stormy day agent johhny utah finally caught up to her, finding her staring out into the giant swells as they crashed upon the shore. they stood together for a few minutes, both knowing their love for one another could never be consummated. her jealousy for brad had turned her from a part time criminal into an internationally known murderer and fugitive. agent utah's heart broke as he stepped aside and let her go, watching her rolling slowly into the ocean for one last ride in the raging surf. he watched as she gleefully rose atop an enormous wave, riding the thrill for one last time before disappearing forever into the deep blue sea. 
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alnilam posted:[ozzy voice] I'm goin off the rails on a bagel train *pronounced bag-ehl
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Feb 8, 2019 19:06
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JULIET Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss. ROMEO  JULIET Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer. ROMEO JULIET Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake. ROMEO JULIET Then have my lips the sin that they have took. ROMEO JULIET You kiss by the book.
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alnilam posted:Forbidden Tostino Lover she loved him but alas he was the wrong brand of pizza roll  
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Feb 9, 2019 19:05
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alnilam posted:Romeo, kneeling at Benvolio's corpse: lol
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Feb 9, 2019 19:23
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Manifisto posted:[taylor swiftily]: romeo bake me something like a small calzone
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Feb 9, 2019 19:44
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to-tiiiii-nosⓡ! you belong to me
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Feb 9, 2019 19:45
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HappyKitty posted:Totinos rolls are nothing like a 'za; everything is coming up totinos® pizza rolls! 
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Feb 9, 2019 23:36
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Manifisto posted:[taylor swiftily]: romeo bake me something like a small calzone just requoting this post because it's been almost 7 hours since i first read it and i can't stop singing it in my head and i keep smiling and laughing
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Feb 10, 2019 02:10
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 i live in the stix but my neighbors know how to party and have a good fire, much respect to them
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alnilam posted:I watched a james bond movie last night and i think i understand the british psyche now i am ready to dominate this contest *uses a female poster as a human shield*
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Feb 10, 2019 20:36
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Dick Bastardly posted:protecting James from your voracious sex, how noble it's a classic british secret agent move to seduce a beautiful woman and then use her as an unwilling bullet proof vest and then never mourn her death because there are other beautiful women to seduce and possibly get killed, i mean theres 7 billion people in the world but on like 8 or 9 "double o" agents
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Feb 10, 2019 20:53
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Jaded Burnout posted:It is a bonanza day on the giveaway front today, because the second title change word was "mourning"! Y'all are even hitting these in order.
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Feb 10, 2019 20:59
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alnilam posted:actually who's to say that it's required to be 3 digits only. why not 0010? 0069? mind. blown.
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Hogge Wild posted:dingleberry finn huck was stunned by the insult and turned to jim, "why on earth would you call me that?"
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