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alnilam

how very funderful

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alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

Kriss-Kross will make you Jump! Jump!

*puffs on a bubble pipe* i say, to be inside out, is, verily, wiggity wiggity wiggity wack

alnilam

Robot Made of Meat posted:

enticing weirdly nice yesterday envelope.

extremely this

alnilam

HappyKitty posted:

Hemingway's baby shoes

He was selling them from his own babyhood and he had never worn them bc tbh babies don't need shoes

alnilam

Also JB to be clear if i post the ~~~7 day word~~~ (the true prize) please don't hesitate just bc of my blue star just explain in the probe reason

alnilam


This word always reminds me of mr burns' mom's rant, one of the best pieces of dialogue ever written

That improvident lackwit! Always too busy galavantin about his atom mill to call his own mother. I'll give him what-fors till he cries brassafrax!



ty manifisto

alnilam

Weener Beater posted:

gift card
free title change

ah the "speak 'friend' and enter" level of riddles



ty manifisto

alnilam

Mellon

alnilam

"heh nice mellons" - lotr fan trying to be nice :shobon:

alnilam

Here i sit
Lightly toasted
Came to read
But merely posted

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

reminder that jb is british so some of these words maybe british words like "tammywoddler", googelybibbler" or "jabberwookey" which may be everyday words for him and the queen but not widely known by the rest of us

tiddlywinks

alnilam

waterpit
wer'pit

^^from a classic JB post much love namaste

alnilam

guvnah

alnilam

pip pip cheerios

alnilam

grats luvcow, from your pal,

alnilam

Goons Are Great posted:

it's worth noting that only isotope 27Al is physically stable, all other isotopes are radioactive, so beware!

*weighing my aluminum codpiece, measuring its volume by water displacement, punching numbers into a calculator* uh ohhhh

alnilam

Old english is cool as hell it's more similar to Icelandic than to modern English

alnilam

Harold the pretender did nothing wrong

alnilam

Rolo Tony brown town

alnilam

tungsten
wulfrum

dolomite!



ty manifisto

alnilam

Heck!
Dang!
Fart!



ty manifisto

alnilam

Chia pet

alnilam

But
Homestar
Can
Win
The
Stupid
Competition
(this was a secret password in one of the homestarrunner videos and it has never left my head)

alnilam

Hmmm assless chaps?

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

sobbing rn

alnilam

Yeah try posting in byob

alnilam

Posting in the morning
Posting in the evening
Posting at suppertime
When posting's on a bagel
You can have posting anytime

alnilam

[ozzy voice] I'm goin off the rails on a bagel train

alnilam

Borges owns

The library of babylon is his most famous probably for good reason but i really like Funes the Memorious

alnilam

HappyKitty posted:

OH poo poo YEEEEAAAAHHH THIS KRAFT DINNER IS SO loving GOOD

*Kevin McAllister voice*

alnilam

Romantic Tostino would be a good username

alnilam

Forbidden Tostino Lover

alnilam

Romeo, kneeling at Benvolio's corpse:
His insides, lukewarm but not lava-hot
O, why am I alive, and he is not?

alnilam

Jolo posted:

To tiii nooooo
Oh mama Mia mama Mia roll me up
Beelzebub was this oven put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeee

*guitar*

So you think you can roll me and melt my insides?
So you think you can munch me and have a nice dii iiine?

Oooh baby, have some ranch with me baby,
Just gotta eat one, just gotta eat a whole bag yeahhhh


Jolo posted:

Totinian Rhapsody


Jaded Burnout posted:

Pizzaaaaaaaa--- ooo-ooohooooo
Didn't mean to eat the pie,
If I'm this fat again this time tomorrow
Carry ooon, carry ooon,
'cause lactose makes me splatter

alnilam

Curry

alnilam

:peanut:

alnilam

That's correct all stable lithium comes directly from the big bang which is pretty wild

alnilam

Also elements heavier than iron (or "arn" in my local dialect) come from supernovæ :black101:

alnilam

I watched a james bond movie last night and i think i understand the british psyche now i am ready to dominate this contest

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alnilam

:eyepop:

Luvcow posted:

it's a classic british secret agent move to seduce a beautiful woman and then use her as an unwilling bullet proof vest and then never mourn her death because there are other beautiful women to seduce and possibly get killed, i mean theres 7 billion people in the world but on like 8 or 9 "double o" agents

technically there could be up to 10 but can you imagine being double o zero lol

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