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'swounds, a conundrum anew! mayhap bereft of comeuppance, antipodal to the prior
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el dorito posted:leech seed ♫ we didn't start the fire . . . ♪
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alnilam posted:Here i sit Luvcow posted:reminder that jb is british so some of these words maybe british words like "tammywoddler", googelybibbler" or "jabberwookey" which may be everyday words for him and the queen but not widely known by the rest of us also: shirk beribboned grommet interrobang |
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Jolo posted:You know how on Wheel of Fortune they grey out the letters that have been called. I'm picturing JB in front of a gigantic board with every word written on it and he's crossing them off one by one as he reads each post. no you're thinking of numberwang
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Jolo posted:Maybe I'm thinking of you 
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"I love looking at you in that sequin gown" said brad, his voice timid. "my heart feels like it's going to explode." his companion said nothing, but her smile, meaty with significance, said everything. smoke from the candles momentarily came between them, a diaphanous veil of vapor, then dissipated. "so what do you say we roll the dice? make this thing permanent?" he knew, even as he asked, that the answer would be yes, and that this day would be writ large in the manifesto of his life: the day his banh mi girlfriend agreed to become his banh mi wife.
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Luvcow posted:deep from the shadows she watched, the two love birds embracing beneath the tropical moon as the waves swept across the white sand beach. in the distance a steel drum band played, somewhere past the glow of the tiki torches amidst the sound of the roaring crowd. they walked closer now, towards the base of the tree far below her, pausing to kiss again. she felt a tear escaping, swirling down and landing atop the man's head. he paused and felt the warm liquid, taking it to his lips to see what had just moistened his brow, "hmmm... tastes like coconut milk..."  finally, the content I crave from the challenge thread!
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Luvcow posted:it had been several days of blissful lovemaking in the soft hotel bed, the hot tub, the crystal clear hotel pool, beneath the tropical trees. the two lovers had not been apart since the proposal that fateful night. they were lounging on the beach together when a cabana boy approached to tell brad that there was a call for him at the front desk. they lovingly kissed before he left, with him promising to return soon. the sound of his feet padding on the sand disappeared into the distance, replaced by the lapping of the waves and the muted cries of gulls. this would be the last time there would be peace this day, a dark pall was looming, quietly approaching the newly promised bride, intent on exacting a jealous revenge... lol also 
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[taylor swiftily]: romeo bake me something like a small calzone
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totino's I just ate a tray of totino's now snacking at the game will never be the same to meeee
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opioid agonist posted:is there a cooler containing a human organ in the truck casual misread of this statement: "is there a cooler container for a human organ than a truck?" and, I mean, if the organ has been transplanted into the truck, I defy anyone to demur
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hamjobs posted:i just really want a nando's and some fuckin coffee is that wrong yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want (so tell me what you want, what you really, really want) I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want (so tell me what you want, what you really, really want) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna nandos and some fuckin coffee
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hamjobs posted:ok american humans: do y'all remember the end-of-airtime sign off on local tv stations (and national ones!) where they would play the national anthem and show a plane taking off and like a flag waving and poo poo? did i dream this? i'm going to google it and find out if i dreamed this, i think it was the early 80s tbh. yes this was definitely a thing, and kinda creepy imo but I say that partly because I associate it with the opening scene of the movie poltergeist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGQr5hCpzr8 maybe not so creepy in retrospect but young me found that movie p scary
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Feb 17, 2019 15:43
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Jaded Burnout posted:Our just used to play tone and show this wtf "now then young human," hisses the clown, "it is time to play a game . . . of tic-tac-toe . . . for your soul" [titters clownishly] |
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Feb 17, 2019 15:45
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worcestershire the word is worcestershire, isn't it
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aha so THAT is the basis for an obscure reference by jane lynch in party down Constance Carmel: Last time this guy hooked up with one girl, hour later, hooked up with her twin. And twins! Kyle Bradway: Actually I figured out later it was the same girl who put a sweater on. it's also funny because there's a recurring bit about one of the characters, henry, having done a viral bit in a beer commercial before fading into obscurity. "are we having fun yet?" if you have not watched party down you should deffo watch it imo
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