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Let's make an app! Here's a blank page. Tell me what we should have it do! Anything at all!* Have a look here for some inspiration maybe https://elements.heroku.com/ *Except illegal or very expensive things |
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Feb 17, 2019 19:38
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Jaded Burnout posted:Let's make an app! can we join some sort of geocities webring?
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Feb 17, 2019 19:40
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Manifisto posted:can we join some sort of geocities webring? we could start one |
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Feb 17, 2019 19:44
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we'd better put up some sort of "this site under construction" sign, something kinda low-res and pixelated |
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Feb 17, 2019 19:49
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just spitballing here 
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Feb 17, 2019 19:54
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Something where it will automatically generate a Star Trek rank and section for us. Like instead of being glowing-fish, I would be Science Officer Lt. Cmdr. glowing-fish
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Feb 17, 2019 19:56
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Manifisto posted:we'd better put up some sort of "this site under construction" sign, something kinda low-res and pixelated Manifisto posted:just spitballing here some more i found after a google search   
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Feb 17, 2019 19:56
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imo the more the better, otherwise people might get the impression that it is a finished web site, which it is NOT
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Feb 17, 2019 20:00
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Manifisto posted:imo the more the better, otherwise people might get the impression that it is a finished web site, which it is NOT 
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Feb 17, 2019 20:08
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Manifisto posted:can we join some sort of geocities webring? Manifisto posted:imo the more the better, otherwise people might get the impression that it is a finished web site, which it is NOT Done. glowing-fish posted:Something where it will automatically generate a Star Trek rank and section for us. How do you see this working? |
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Feb 17, 2019 20:22
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Jaded Burnout posted:Done. lol, excellent |
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Feb 17, 2019 20:34
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Jaded Burnout posted:Done. We would have to rephase the namespace database matrix through the secondary computer core, and harmonize it with a subspace randomizer.
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Feb 17, 2019 20:57
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glowing-fish posted:We would have to rephase the namespace database matrix through the secondary computer core, and harmonize it with a subspace randomizer. OK. Do you have a list of ranks and sections for me to work with? |
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Feb 17, 2019 20:58
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can we do something that provides . . . err, discounts and/or bargains for local tacos and burriots? just as long as we don't offer coup*ns or d*als, that's right out
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Feb 17, 2019 21:02
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glowing-fish posted:Something where it will automatically generate a Star Trek rank and section for us. Knaughtius Erectus, Commandant of Boners's crimes |
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Feb 17, 2019 22:53
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Jaded Burnout posted:OK. Do you have a list of ranks and sections for me to work with? I actually didn't know that you were seriously making an app, and was just making up random poo poo... How do we know when people in BYOB are being serious?
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Feb 17, 2019 23:17
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We need a guest book so we can leave a comment and a name to show we've been there! With a handy visitor counter. |
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Feb 17, 2019 23:19
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I'd like every text entry to have different color to make sure people know it's from BYOB |
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Feb 18, 2019 01:17
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The app will need access to the user's dogge, catte, and birb photos and videos. |
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Feb 18, 2019 01:55
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| every time the pedometer increases by 420 you receive a message telling you to "take a moment" and variations thereof | |
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Feb 18, 2019 02:27
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glowing-fish posted:I actually didn't know that you were seriously making an app, and was just making up random poo poo... BYOB is always serious, except when it's not. HTH
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Feb 18, 2019 02:44
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Robot Made of Meat posted:BYOB is always serious, except when it's not. We are also never serious, except when we are. Goonspeed JB! I have a nice idea for something that I will write down as soon as I'm sober enough to not gently caress it up in an Incomprehensibly fashion. I hope I'll remember. |
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Feb 18, 2019 02:51
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Seeing a serious lack of dancing skeletons and/or babies up in here. |
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Feb 18, 2019 03:19
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Finger Prince posted:Seeing a serious lack of dancing skeletons and/or babies up in here. Yes but spice it up with a little modernity with the dancing silver alien. |
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Feb 18, 2019 03:45
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Are sparkly Comet Cursors an option?
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Feb 18, 2019 03:51
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Are sparkly Comet Cursors an option? Yeah yeah really feeling this OP. |
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Feb 18, 2019 04:07
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glowing-fish posted:I actually didn't know that you were seriously making an app, and was just making up random poo poo... the internet is a serious business |
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Feb 18, 2019 08:22
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Manifisto posted:can we do something that provides . . . err, discounts and/or bargains for local tacos and burriots? Do you have a source for these? Barking Gecko posted:The app will need access to the user's dogge, catte, and birb photos and videos. So, like, facebook? Twitter? I'm not sure how much access we'd have to a phone photo library from the web, though we could potentially use React Native to spread some of this into an iphone app. lol but seriously I posted:every time the pedometer increases by 420 you receive a message telling you to "take a moment" and variations thereof Does a pedometer measure children? |
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Feb 18, 2019 08:54
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Jaded Burnout posted:Does a pedometer measure children? no but a pedo does. |
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Feb 18, 2019 10:49
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Have a direct link to byob in it, just in case. Also, how about a super fancy and chill looking clock on it so we know what time it is? Always having problems doing that on my phone. |
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Feb 18, 2019 11:24
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Goons Are Great posted:Also, how about a super fancy and chill looking clock on it so we know what time it is? Always having problems doing that on my phone. Do you have an example of what a super fancy and chill looking clock looks like? also is it ever not set to 4:20? |
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Feb 18, 2019 12:01
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I was thinking about something simple, practical, that's easy to animate and implement:  or  It may both work regularly as a clock, but it would be amazing if it sends out a push notification with a beep when it's 4:20, at best with a link to byob that automatically leads to the Awful app so that you can immediately start posting. Actually the entire app could be centered about offering a clock. I don't think many apps have something like that.
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Feb 18, 2019 13:40
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Jaded Burnout posted:Do you have a source for these? http://www.nationaltacoday.com/ https://www.wheniscalendars.com/national-burrito-day/ https://www.google.com/search?q=cheap+tacos+near+me http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cheap+tacos+near+me (passive aggressive version) https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=burriot&find_loc=Soda+Springs%2C+ID+83276&ns=1       
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Feb 18, 2019 14:22
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Manifisto posted:http://www.nationaltacoday.com/ These look suspiciously like c*upons, my dude. |
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Feb 18, 2019 15:41
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TVsVeryOwn posted:These look suspiciously like c*upons, my dude. no no no, they're . . . uh, value tickets. bargain certificates. I would never . . . [eyes widening] stop looking at me like that, I swear I wouldn't . . . |
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Feb 18, 2019 15:55
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manifisto stumbles away from the table in a panic, booklets of two-for-one big mac coupons dropping from his sleeves |
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Feb 18, 2019 16:12
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Given recent developments, JB, please make the app with a nullification function for coupons of any kind. Any kind of coupon touched by the phone or app will be nullified immediately. Not pointing fingers here, just preventing a national crisis. |
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Feb 18, 2019 16:15
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How about a little thing that tells you were it is 5 PM on a Friday, currently?
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Feb 18, 2019 16:15
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Make something that says it will generate an interesting spreadsheet about BYOB users' posting patterns, then says PROCESSING... for several weeks before finally going OH YEAH, THAT. SOMETHING CAME UP AND I'VE BEEN REAL BUSY. |
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Feb 18, 2019 17:19
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google THIS posted:Make something that says it will generate an interesting spreadsheet about BYOB users' posting patterns, then says PROCESSING... for several weeks before finally going OH YEAH, THAT. SOMETHING CAME UP AND I'VE BEEN REAL BUSY. lol
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