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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



bloom posted:

what's the point of making me repeat my lies on camera before I can come in and repeat them in person?

It's to filter out all the dirty poors who can't afford a decent laptop and internet connection.

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Moridin920 posted:

lie on your resumes

no one is checking

I wish this wasn't good advice but it is. I was unemployed for longer than I care to say and what finally pulled me out of it was just completely loving lying like I never did before in my life. I was already embellishing a little bit here and there but when I went full sociopath things got way better. I still didn't get a job right away but all of a sudden I was getting called into interviews at least once a week.
Realizing that my college degree was worth much less than just bullshitting people on the spot and the fact I came close to being homeless because it took me so long to figure this out permanently broke my brain.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



i say swears online posted:

What do I do if I don't even have the self esteem left to send my resume full of lies out anymore

Lie to yourself that you do have the self esteem.

Poniard posted:

i have no skills i do nt even know what to lie about on resumee

Lie about everything.

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