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super sweet best pal posted:First week as the new coroner is pretty awkward when you just quit being a hitman. Hmm, no signs of forced entry, no signs of a struggle, the assassin was obviously very good. Like probably top 10 of assassins in the world. Maybe even top 5. Clearly a top tier professional, not the kind of guy you hire of craigslist. Hmm, yes. One of the best. But sir, this looks like a pretty cut and dry suicide, the deceased even left a note, in his own handwriting, and phone records show he called the suicide hotline three times and hung up just before the time of death. What makes you think this was a hit? Ha! Just testing you Lou! HA! Assassin! Ridiculous, right? What kind of perfectionist would go to these kind of lengths to stage a suicide in this manner! I guess I just watch too many movies, heh, Hollywood always gets it wrong anyways. Haha! Assassins. Good one Lou, really had me going there... |
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