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warden: so at midnight, when I give you the signal, what you're gonna do is--
[the orderly grins and holds up a finger. he lifts both hands to an empty space on the wall and grabs hold of something invisible. he's trying to pull it down, but it won't come! he tugs more and more frantically, jumping up in the air to dangle momentarily from the unseen object, then all at once it comes unstuck and he tumbles to the ground with a look of comic surprise. then the orderly jumps to what looks like a seated position except he's sitting on thin air. suddenly he leaps up in apparent agony, opens his mouth as if to yell, then fans underneath his buttocks ruefully]
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*in a hushed voice*
Welcome back everyone, we're here on the "back nine" for Max Throb's stunning debut on the pro tour. He had an absolutely stunning first round that left everyone reeling, but now it's time to see what he's really made of in sudden death.
He's lining up his shot carefully, really getting down in there to get the lie of this thick grass he's found himself in. And here it comes, folks. He's lining up his wood.... careful... careful now.... OH NO! The stroke was too hard! He's miffed it and "blown his lead!" Not a good look, Max! His partner is not happy about this! Surely he'll learn from this and use a softer stroke next time, or it's back to the amateurs.
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