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*trapeze artist flies through the air, lands in a pile of cushions in a reclining position*
*people with sketchpads immediately start drawing their model*
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Keep grinding,
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I sometimes misread awkward as awesome too
She was wearing crocs with socks, that is what makes it awkward.
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Keep grinding,
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My fellow Americans, I'm glad to see y'all here tonight. I can see, a lot of you decided that tonight, of all nights, was the perfect time to visit Applebee's, which is great. And I gotta say, even after all this time, there's nothing I like better, than seeing an entire room full of families, workers, small business owners, mothers, fathers, children - all gathered together, in the pursuit of America's most genial pastime, which is the sharing of food and fellowship. [Hold for applause, looking left and right with a contented hint of a proud smirk.]
But your visit tonight, to this Applebee's, has not come without challenges of its own. Even now, empty seats are scarce, and tables, scarcer. I look out at the Americans before me, and I see your hunger, for change. For discount appys; for one dollar Long Island Iced Teas. I wouldn't mind one myself right now.[Hold for chuckles, grin broadly with teeth, point at one very animated guy, then give a thumbs up.] Nevertheless, [seriously] we people, here tonight, the proud people of Applebees, we know that there is a way forward. We know that however this feels like a period of waiting, that there is a destiny, a destiny that awaits all of us. Because seats vacate; tables empty, are bussed, and are wiped down. We know this, because we have faith in the American people, our brothers and sisters employed by this Applebees, be they Christians, Jews, Muslims, indeed all the world's faiths, or those who have not chosen a system of faith; be they black or white, asian, indigenous, latino, all are dedicated, to the singular duty, of ensuring that no American, indeed, no citizen of the world, here tonight, at the Applebees on Grand Avenue, in Chicago, in the great state of Illinois [hold for applause; give a quiet "I hear you brother" and a non-threatening black power fist to an elderly gentleman wearing a white suit and panama hat sitting on a padded bench in the back shouting "PREACH IT!"]... In the great state of Illinois [getting back on track], no one shall go hungry. No group shall remain unseated. No family, shall go home tonight, without sharing in the food and fellowship, Applebees has to offer. [Hold for applause; give look of stern resolve.]
However long this time of waiting may be, we know that it is only for a time. For some, it has been a time of waiting, longer than is has been for others. I look into the faces, of my fellow Americans, and I see some of the same faces I saw walking through those doors, twenty minutes ago. I see the pain, the anguish, in your eyes and faces. And I am humbled, that I have been chosen, to see you through this time of waiting. And whatever shall happen, on this night, know that - what? Oh, thanks, Carol. Uh, Johanssen? Johnanssen, group of four[waits for a hand to go up] Yeah, we have a table for you now.
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Keep grinding,
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"Hello, welcome to Architecture 101: Fundamentals of Home Architecture. I am your professor, Doctor Kinkade. As you can see from your syllabus, we are going to cover the basics of home construction, which consists of the basic architectural feature, which is chimneys, and the basic architectural building material, thatch."
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Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!
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(no wait, I like this version better)
"Hello, I am the fire inspector, Thomas Kinkade, and after examining your house, I am going to have to cite a couple of violations. You only have three chimneys, and one of them is barely smoking at all. Also, you have a nice roof of thatch on that house, but over there, your barn has a wooden roof, and that could be a problem."
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